Neighbor complained about MY sagging pants!

[Nobar King]

My doctor told me to cut back on sweets and ice cream to help me lose a little weight. I told him that I wouldn't stop drinking beer. Anyway I've been good and I lost some weight and my gardening pants are kind of loose now plus a couple of the belt loops have torn loose, so I guess when I bend over a lot some of my waist shows.


this morning I was working in my yard clearing some weeds and the neighbor came by to tell me that my pants were falling off and it was bothering her. I said that's probably the best thing you've seen all week. Also why are you worried about my pants when I'm just pulling weeds in my garden?


this is starting to become a problem with this neighbor. I know I need to get some new pants that fit better, but I'm probably going to keep using my old pants for gardening and I don't really care if they're not perfect. I'm not really asking for help I just needed some place to vent.

[BibleReader2231]

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Perhaps your neighbor has no place to be criticizing how you garden, especially if her chickens are causing a mess in YOUR garden. That being said, why would you want to get new pants just to have them dirtied up the same day in the garden too? I don’t see anything wrong with this Mister Nobar. By any chance are you part of a homeowners association? I would retaliate by posting a complaint about her chickens wondering around and ruining the value of your home.

[BrotherLarry]

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Esteemed Brother:


As someone who has had their fair share of neighbor problems, my heart goes out to you. I know you aren't asking for help, but I would like to point out that the older a man gets, the more his - um - orbs, if you will, fall prey to gravity. It is possible that this is truly the complaint your neighbor has. I suggest taking a selfie to get a good idea of what she's actually witnessing when you're spending time tending a godly garden.


It's always possible she is trying to deny her obvious attraction to you by making it appear she is disinterested. I recommend much fervent prayer while gardening.


Jesus will sort this out.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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this morning I was working in my yard clearing some weeds and the neighbor came by to tell me that my pants were falling off and it was bothering her.

Well it wouldn't bother her if she stopped spying on you over the fence and started minding her own business. I would report her to the police or local vigilante group for harassment and stalking.

[MitzaLizalor]

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I hope I'm not speaking out of turn here but what sort of person spends time peering through hedges or over fences or even from upstairs windows using binoculars at the region where your upper and lower garments meet?

Geometry shows what a very small proportion of the available space (two houses + two back gardens + two front gardens or whatever you have) must be under almost constant observation.

Not wishing to cause offence, it must be like watching a single corner of white lines on a tennis court [CIRCLED (yellow) below.] day in day out just on the off chance of some chalk-dust! I don't suppose she's using a drone is she?

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[BibleReader2231]

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On that note, it’s a good point to bring up that if she keeps looking, it’s obviously something she likes. She certainly has the ability to not look. So why is she still looking over?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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You need a wall Brother Nobar - and you need to make your neighbor pay for it.

There are lots of good designs out there to choose from. The Romans are good for a start, the Vatican has a nice one, as to the Chineese and the Russians, and we should mention the Jews and of course Trump.

Then said I unto them, Ye see the distress that we are in, how Jerusalem lieth waste, and the gates thereof are burned with fire: come, and let us build up the wall of Jerusalem, that we be no more a reproach.

Nehemiah 2:17

[The Rev. Dwight Williams]

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These here situations are what shotguns was invented for. Tell that nosy woman she best mind her own business or you’ll pump her dog full of shot!

It is well recognized that people who injectify themselves into they neighbor’s business are of the liberal persuasionary ideologies. They want the gubbament tell you how to cut your grass and all them nonsense regulatorizations about the size of sodas what we can drank.

Learn this woman good so she know next time she spy on your property, out come the belt and she gon be whipped in front the entire town and congremagation.

[Isabella White]

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You need a wall Brother Nobar - and you need to make your neighbor pay for it.

There are lots of good designs out there to choose from. The Romans are good for a start, the Vatican has a nice one, as to the Chineese and the Russians, and we should mention the Jews and of course Trump.

That's an excellent idea, Brother WilliamJenningsBryan, and I thank you for suggesting it. Now, there is a new type of wall that would probably work wonders to keep nosy neighbors away, and it's made of cheese, and has been in the news recently. I hope you're enjoying a blessed Lord's Day. Sincerely, Isabella W.

[MitzaLizalor]

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https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-do-fast-breeder-react/

A fast reactor uses a coolant that is not an efficient moderator, such as liquid sodium, so its neutrons remain high-energy. Although these fast neutrons are not as good at causing fission, they are readily captured by U, which then becomes Pu. This plutonium isotope can be reprocessed and used as more reactor fuel or in the production of nuclear weapons. Reactors can be designed to maximize plutonium production, and in some cases they actually produce more fuel than they consume. These reactors are called breeder reactors.

Breeder reactors are possible because of the proportion of uranium isotopes that exist in nature. Natural uranium consists primarily of U (which does not fission readily) and U, which does.

Pu (which is created when U captures a neutron, forms U and then undergoes two beta decays) happens to be even better at fissioning than U.

Pu is formed in every reactor and also fissions as the reactor operates.….To maximize plutonium production, therefore, a reactor must create as much plutonium as possible while minimizing the amount that splits.

This is why many breeder reactors are also fast reactors. Fast neutrons are ideal for plutonium production because they are easily absorbed by U to create Pu and they cause less fission than thermal (slow) neutrons. Some fast breeder reactors can generate up to 30 percent more fuel than they use.

Creating extra fuel in nuclear reactors, however, is not without its concerns: One is that the plutonium produced can be removed and used in nuclear weapons. Another is that, to extract the plutonium, the fuel must be reprocessed.

..in the U.S., President Carter halted such spent fuel reprocessing.

Is it just me? Or do these freaks so–love building walls of rancid cheese serving no purpose whatsoever (other than reprocessing cheese into art) but move into stroke territory when nuclear waste reprocessing is advanced, transforming detritus into the art of preserving a nation?

No. Like so many they want all nations to be destroyed, replaced with anarchies of muslim or communist oppression, an overarching tyranny which (it hardly needs to be said) is controlled by the nutters themselves.

They're nutters for a reason.

Isaiah 60:18 – 61:2b Violence shall no more be heard in thy land, wasting nor destruction within thy borders; but thou shalt call thy walls Salvation, and thy gates Praise. The sun shall be no more thy light by day; neither for brightness shall the moon give light unto thee: but the LORD shall be unto thee an everlasting light, and thy God thy glory. Thy sun shall no more go down; neither shall thy moon withdraw itself: for the LORD shall be thine everlasting light, and the days of thy mourning shall be ended. Thy people also shall be all righteous: they shall inherit the land for ever, the branch of my planting, the work of my hands, that I may be glorified. A little one shall become a thousand, and a small one a strong nation: I the LORD will hasten it in his time. The Spirit of the Lord GOD is upon me; because the LORD hath anointed me to preach good tidings unto the meek; he hath sent me to bind up the brokenhearted, to proclaim liberty to the captives, and the opening of the prison to them that are bound; to proclaim the acceptable year of the LORD, and the day of vengeance of our God