Unemployed? Join the Redshirt MAGA Militia!

[WWJDnow]

As the recession caused by Obama's failed pandemic response policies continues, with the flames fanned by the likes of Phony Tony Fauci in his quest to demolish our economy, we at the Landover Baptist Church want you to know that we're here to help.

We're forming a new Constitutional militia, the Redshirt MAGA militia, that will assist the police in Democratic cities to ensure that law and order prevails and that our Confederate flags continue to wave proudly. Supported by funds from the Mercer family and the remaining Koch brother, we're ramping up now to ensure that we have an adequate number of armed election monitors in place by November.

If you lost your job in the COVID hoax panic, you're a police officer who's getting defunded by Joe Biden, or if you're just ready to stand up and let the world know that we won't let minorities steal our election by voting, please contact us. No Jew is going to steal our Presidency! Pay is competitive, but we don't believe in handouts, so you'll need to buy your own health insurance.

Daddy Donald Wants You!

[Johny Joe Hold]

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This is a great idea, Brother Dnow. Cities run by Democrat Mayors are all dangerous the chaotic places--they need our help. Whenever there are demonstrations against the police or the President, a sea of Redshirt MAGA patriots would arrive and save the day. That's exciting.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Is it an optical illusion because of all the GLORY! or is that man reaching in with his left hand to put the twins on either side of the bed? The face says yes.

[WWJDnow]

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Is it an optical illusion because of all the GLORY! or is that man reaching in with his left hand to put the twins on either side of the bed? The face says yes.

I'm sure he was just checking whether his gun was loaded.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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I'm sure he was just checking whether his gun was loaded.

Well that's completely 100% manly. I'm just wondering, is there a number of Donald Trump faces that you can wear on your body before it becomes... gay? I just wonder what kind of message it says if the President is rubbing up against your junk.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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His middle name is John, so I'd say these undertrunks are fitting and Godly. Any woman would be instantly smitten.

Oh I thought it was Johnson.

I also appreciate they seem to lack that little hole in some mens gardens that allow their peckermiester to dangle for necessities - that...would be a little gross and alarming, imaging a fleshy thing poking out, flopping all over the the US President's visage.

Always guttertalk. But who said anything about videoing that?

[WWJDnow]

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Oh I thought it was Johnson.

Why would anyone wear pants with pictures of President Johnson on them?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Why would anyone wear pants with pictures of President Johnson on them?

I guess it would make the gag better?

[WWJDnow]

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I guess it would make the gag better?

It would certainly make me gag.

Just to be clear, the redshirt militia will carry automatic weapons, grenade launchers, etc., but we will not have pictures of anyone on our pants, not even our beloved leader, Donald J. Trump.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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The Redshirt MAGA Militia will line liberal traitors up against the wall. (Did we fix the wall yet?)