[Original Gothster]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

So wait, this chick from France or whatever shows you her tat, she got a pierced navel and maybe nipples. So? Does the Bible say that tattoos are bad? And piercing too?

Damn, I've got my share of ink and piercings. So will Jesus now not care if I kick junk? I read in the Bible you told me to get that if I become saved, I get to go to Heaven. But do I have get rid of my tats? Piercings are no big deal, I'll just take them out.

[Lithium]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

Don't do it Libra. Copies will end up being sold on eBay as a "fundraiser" for this so-called church.

If he wants to see how I look he'll have to ask God to help him find my public profile, I'm not sending anymore pictures.
I'm very happy that my fiance loves my looks and that's all I need

Pastor Zeke, even if it is one of your tasks, right now you're not MY christian pastor since I'm no member of LBC
But maybe in a weird way, thanks for wanting to review if I have to proper appearance.
maybe this will help : I'm a natural blonde and have bright blue eyes
Isn't that enough already for a Christian wife ?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

She's not from France she's from the second most vile country on the planet.

You on the other hand only need to worry about Satan peeling your "tats" from your body over and over again in hell.

You better get right with Jesus, forget the heroin, and pick up a KJV1611 !

So wait, this chick from France or whatever shows you her tat, she got a pierced navel and maybe nipples. So? Does the Bible say that tattoos are bad? And piercing too?

Damn, I've got my share of ink and piercings. So will Jesus now not care if I kick junk? I read in the Bible you told me to get that if I become saved, I get to go to Heaven. But do I have get rid of my tats? Piercings are no big deal, I'll just take them out.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

Pastor Zeke, even if it is one of your tasks, right now you're not MY christian pastor since I'm no member of LBC

There, I made you a member.

But maybe in a weird way, thanks for wanting to review if I have to proper appearance.
maybe this will help : I'm a natural blonde and have bright blue eyes
Isn't that enough already for a Christian wife ?

Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a Christian make, but they will go a long way twoards helping you find a proper True Christian(tm) husband.

The fact that you willingly put your demonic boyfriend ahead of your own selfhood is an important step. It means that you fully recognize your natural inferiority, as God made you.

If you want advice on how to be a good Christian wife, take a look at THIS.

[Nobar King]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

Just in case anyone makes it to the end of this thread and is still unsure: NO! YOU SHOULD NOT GET A TATTOO. OK?!?!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

Just in case anyone makes it to the end of this thread and is still unsure: NO! YOU SHOULD NOT GET A TATTOO. OK?!?!

Sometimes you just wake up somewhere with one. It happened to Jimmy Buffett and it happened to me once in the wild northern tundra where I was trying to convert a wild tribe of blubbering Eskimos to JESUS.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

Just in case anyone makes it to the end of this thread and is still unsure: NO! YOU SHOULD NOT GET A TATTOO. OK?!?!

Lol! But what if it's something meaningful to you that you'll never regret?

Sometimes you just wake up somewhere with one. It happened to Jimmy Buffett and it happened to me once in the wild northern tundra where I was trying to convert a wild tribe of blubbering Eskimos to JESUS.

Oh my! Where was the tattoo and what was it of?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

Lol! But what if it's something meaningful to you that you'll never regret?

Oh my! Where was the tattoo and what was it of?

I don't know. It's some Alaskan design. I was sitting in a remote village ummm... explaining Christianity to several young girls when a polar bear attacked. I reckon it weighed about six metric tonnes and stood a good fifteen feet tall.

Naturally, I outs with my .44 and blasted the creature halfway back to SATAN. Then I was suddenly even more popular than before and they gave me a bowl of oatmeal...or....something. When I woke up it was almost spring, I had been proclaimed High Mukluk and had this totem covering my left foot and ankle. It's supposed to tell the story about the day the White Claw came to the village to eat the children and what a hero I am. I got two totem rings around my ankle which is as many as you can get for valor.

I hope JESUS isn't offended.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

*Dreamy sigh* Oh, Pastor, but you are a brave one! Did you ever get the tattoo removed?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

*Dreamy sigh* Oh, Pastor, but you are a brave one! Did you ever get the tattoo removed?

No. It's still there.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

No. It's still there.

I is can sees it?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

I is can sees it?

I dunno. I don't just show ankle to anyone! Then again, if I don't, someone won't believe my story about the Eskimos.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

I dunno. I don't just show ankle to anyone! Then again, if I don't, someone won't believe my story about the Eskimos.

And if you buys plane ticket I will be coming to pick up that havarti...

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

And if you buys plane ticket I will be coming to pick up that havarti...

I dunno. I think I'll use it as rat bait....since it obviously works in that capacity.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

I dunno. I think I'll use it as rat bait....since it obviously works in that capacity.

Oi, now, that's not very nice! The idea of using the world's greatest cheese to lure rodents a group to which I do not belong, thank you very much (and I thought you liked me! Hmm!)!