What Noise does God Hate the most???

[Captain_Asshat]

Hey ass-clowns,

I just wondered if anyone knew what noise God hated the most was?

Would it be a loud machine-type noise lik say 'clunk derrr clung', or an steam-engine noise like 'chugga chugga toooot! toooooot!', or would it be the sound of breaking glass??? Or maybe the sound of cats screaming when u shave 'em??? Sorta "meeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooowwww hisssssss meeeeeeeeeooooorrwwwllllllleeeeelllll"?????

Any ideas??? Surely the Bible can shed some light on this.

[SUV]

Re: What Noise does God Hate the most???

It is the noise of one hand clapping. That's because it is boo-dist

[Osambo 08]

Re: What Noise does God Hate the most???

Hey ass-clowns,

I just wondered if anyone knew what noise God hated the most was?

Would it be a loud machine-type noise lik say 'clunk derrr clung', or an steam-engine noise like 'chugga chugga toooot! toooooot!', or would it be the sound of breaking glass??? Or maybe the sound of cats screaming when u shave 'em??? Sorta "meeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooowwww hisssssss meeeeeeeeeooooorrwwwllllllleeeeelllll"?????

Any ideas??? Surely the Bible can shed some light on this.

The noise of a person hammering a nail through his hand,during His crucifixion.It must have hurt.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: What Noise does God Hate the most???

Possibly the sound of a retard-baby crying when it's born. That's gotta grate on his nerves.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: What Noise does God Hate the most???

Hey ass-clowns,

I just wondered if anyone knew what noise God hated the most was?

Would it be a loud machine-type noise lik say 'clunk derrr clung', or an steam-engine noise like 'chugga chugga toooot! toooooot!', or would it be the sound of breaking glass??? Or maybe the sound of cats screaming when u shave 'em??? Sorta "meeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooowwww hisssssss meeeeeeeeeooooorrwwwllllllleeeeelllll"?????

Any ideas??? Surely the Bible can shed some light on this.

When you address the good people on this board that way CA, I will not respond to what is in your post. Be polite and maybe we can have a discussion.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: What Noise does God Hate the most???

The wail of innocent Christian babes slain in the dark rites of all the false churches (Catlick, et all)

THIS MEANS YOU

[Captain_Asshat]

Re: What Noise does God Hate the most???

When you address the good people on this board that way CA, I will not respond to what is in your post. Be polite and maybe we can have a discussion.

What did i say now????? Sorry if I offended ya Mister Porterway. Im tryin, really I am. Hey, Im even washed in Jesus blood now ... though some parts ah couldnt reach! Praise!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What Noise does God Hate the most???

The noise of a person hammering a nail through his hand,during His crucifixion.It must have hurt.

Have you NO concept whatsoever of the Holy Sacrifice?!

Allow me to explain:

God made humans.

God made laws.

God saw that nearly all the humans didn't follow His laws, so He drowned them, men, women, babies, unborn, and all. (Except Noah and family.) He drowned the animals, too, for good measure (except those on the Ark), and many kinds of plants which could not survive inundation.

Noah's descendants got to the disobeying again fairly soon after the Flood (a few generations down the line). So, God decided to try renegotiating His covenant.

Instead of requiring people to all follow His law in order to gain entrance to Heaven AND provide animal sacrifices for forgiveness of sins, God decided to sacrifice HIMSELF. And require all people to follow His law.

So, He impregnated His mother with Himself, and came to Earth as a human. He toured the region where Jews lived, and walked on water, healed the sick, made the Statue of Liberty disappear, and turned water into wine, among other astounding feats.

He then allowed Himself to be crucified, after praying to Himself in the Garden of Gethsemane and having an enlightening discussion with Himself on the subject.

While temporarily dead, He visited Hell and went on the grand tour. He then resurrected Himself, and visited His favorite humans again before ascending back to Heaven.

So, you now see that the sound of the hammer on the nails must have been a blessing for Him, as it marked the beginning of His temporary sacrifice.

Now, instead of sacrificing animals AND obeying all the Laws, AND sacrificing extra animals for atonement of our sins, we merely have to beg Jesus to love and forgive us for our evil, depraved ways, become Saved(c), and sin no more. Ever. Because those truly Saved(c) are without sin; only those who are unsaved are still able to sin.

Isn't that wonderful? Wouldn't you like to be pure and perfect in His eyes, like us?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: What Noise does God Hate the most???

Hey ass-clowns . . .

What did i say now????? Sorry if I offended ya Mister Porterway. Im tryin, really I am. Hey, Im even washed in Jesus blood now ... though some parts ah couldnt reach! Praise!

You actually thought we would not be offened by the opening of that post? Please! Stop mocking God's Favorite Forum™ and the True Christians™ that post here.

[Osambo 08]

Re: What Noise does God Hate the most???

Have you NO concept whatsoever of the Holy Sacrifice?!

Allow me to explain:

God made humans.

God made laws.

God saw that nearly all the humans didn't follow His laws, so He drowned them, men, women, babies, unborn, and all. (Except Noah and family.) He drowned the animals, too, for good measure (except those on the Ark), and many kinds of plants which could not survive inundation.

Noah's descendants got to the disobeying again fairly soon after the Flood (a few generations down the line). So, God decided to try renegotiating His covenant.

Instead of requiring people to all follow His law in order to gain entrance to Heaven AND provide animal sacrifices for forgiveness of sins, God decided to sacrifice HIMSELF. And require all people to follow His law.

So, He impregnated His mother with Himself, and came to Earth as a human. He toured the region where Jews lived, and walked on water, healed the sick, made the Statue of Liberty disappear, and turned water into wine, among other astounding feats.

He then allowed Himself to be crucified, after praying to Himself in the Garden of Gethsemane and having an enlightening discussion with Himself on the subject.

While temporarily dead, He visited Hell and went on the grand tour. He then resurrected Himself, and visited His favorite humans again before ascending back to Heaven.

So, you now see that the sound of the hammer on the nails must have been a blessing for Him, as it marked the beginning of His temporary sacrifice.

Now, instead of sacrificing animals AND obeying all the Laws, AND sacrificing extra animals for atonement of our sins, we merely have to beg Jesus to love and forgive us for our evil, depraved ways, become Saved©, and sin no more. Ever. Because those truly Saved© are without sin; only those who are unsaved are still able to sin.

Isn't that wonderful? Wouldn't you like to be pure and perfect in His eyes, like us?

Ok,he was sexually aroused after every hit.H


He loves me because I support Godly Obama.

[Captain_Asshat]

Re: What Noise does God Hate the most???

You actually thought we would not be offened by the opening of that post? Please! Stop mocking God's Favorite Forum™ and the True Christians™ that post here.

Hey... ah said sorry. Geeze! You people... wi ur big words an stuff!

Ok, i'll start again....

....What sound do you knuckleheads think God hates the most????

Happy now?


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[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: What Noise does God Hate the most???

[quote=Captain_Asshat;246748] You people... wi ur big words an stuff!

Ok, i'll start again....

....What sound do you knuckleheads think God hates the most????

Happy now?
Yes. And now I will answer your question. I would imagine God hates the sounds queers make while violating each other's backsides more than any other sound in his Universe.

The sounds of rutting sodomites also makes the Baby Jesus cry!

[Brother_Percy]

Re: What Noise does God Hate the most???

We should have a vote on it....

Some other suggestions would be -

The sound of Goths sticking broken pieces of glass up their own rectums.

The sound of queers eating each others excrement.

The sound of Cattylick Priests raping little kids.

The sound of children opening their presents on Christmas day, praising Santa Claus instead of Jesus.

I'm sure there are many more noises that make God furious!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: What Noise does God Hate the most???

The clatter of Osambo's keyboard as he repeatedly mocks Our Lord. Osambo, does it mean nothing to you that the Almighty temporarily sacrificed Himself to Himself to give Himself permission to avert His own wrath from you?

[Osambo 08]

Re: What Noise does God Hate the most???

The clatter of Osambo's keyboard as he repeatedly mocks Our Lord. Osambo, does it mean nothing to you that the Almighty temporarily sacrificed Himself to Himself to give Himself permission to avert His own wrath from you?

It DOES mean something to me.

It's the key reason why I'm supporting our Godly future President Barack Hussein Obama!