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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323
    #16
    Re: Happy New Year

    Originally posted by Jesus is Lord View Post
    Pastor Zeke is a very lucky man to have a beautiful, GOD-fearing, True Christian™ lady like you to call his own. I can only hope to be as lucky as him one day.
    She is a great cook as well. We are all hoping to be entertained by her girls one of these days.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • Dameon_ACLUtard
        Liberal Hate Monger
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2006
        • 363
        #17
        Re: Happy New Year

        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
        We are all hoping to be entertained by her girls one of these days.
        Gross... How old are you man? Do I have to point out the disturbing part of that sentence? >_<
        Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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          • Jesus is Lord
            Devout seeker of the Truth™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 639
            #18
            Re: Happy New Year

            Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
            Gross... How old are you man? Do I have to point out the disturbing part of that sentence? >_<
            HOW DARE YOU TAKE WHAT PASTOR PISTLE SAID IN A PERVERTED WAY!!
            He is a Man of GOD and it is not capable for him to think perverted thoughts as he has the Seed of GOD in him and it is impossible for him to sin.

            You are the sick, perverted one here, not Pastor Pistle.
            The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
            Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15708
                #19
                Re: Happy New Year

                Why thank you ever so kindly Brother JIL.

                Every True Christian(tm) knows Pastor P was talking about my precious putty tats. Daisy Belle and Petunia Mae.

                Just look at my Daisy Belle, who could NOT want to see her.

                Pastor Pistle is the epitomy of wholesome goodness!

                With Love, Sister Thumper

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                  • Dameon_ACLUtard
                    Liberal Hate Monger
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 363
                    #20
                    Re: Happy New Year

                    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                    Why thank you ever so kindly Brother JIL.

                    Every True Christian(tm) knows Pastor P was talking about my precious putty tats. Daisy Belle and Petunia Mae.

                    Just look at my Daisy Belle, who could NOT want to see her.

                    Pastor Pistle is the epitomy of wholesome goodness!

                    With Love, Sister Thumper

                    Every sane man would wanna see her. Tucked in nice and safe between your ****
                    Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 12-31-2006, 09:36 AM. Reason: obscenity about my girlfriend deleted
                    Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5131
                        #21
                        Re: Happy New Year

                        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                        HEY THUMPER! 10:45 am, 77 degrees. :-)
                        Isn't pride a sin according to your bible?
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                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                          • TwinkBoy
                            CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 212
                            #22
                            Re: Happy New Year

                            Loves I'm not touching this one with a 10 foot pole. Happy New Year!!
                            "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."

                            "Don't dream it...BE IT!"

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                              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                Senior Pastor
                                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                Always Biblically correct
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 10639
                                #23
                                Re: Happy New Year

                                Originally posted by TwinkBoy View Post
                                Loves I'm not touching this one with a 10 foot pole. Happy New Year!!
                                No one wants to hear what you go around "touching" with your "pole," degenerate. Turn or burn!
                                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                                Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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