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  • Larry Lee
    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
    True Christian™ Theologian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 4464
    #16
    Re: Tree Huggers

    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    Did you survey your own lice, to find out what they prefer?
    His lice have obviously sucked too much blood away from his brain. What he needs is a good dusting with DDT and the opportunity to tithe as if he meant it.
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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556
        #17
        Re: Tree Huggers

        I've heard that they eat lice in Japan. I heard it's their favorite food.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Larry Lee
            Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
            True Christian™ Theologian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 4464
            #18
            Re: Tree Huggers

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            I've heard that they eat lice in Japan. It's their favorite food.
            What do you expect from a people who also eat crap?

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              • ChrisJunction
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Nov 2008
                • 24
                #19
                Re: Tree Huggers

                Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                His lice have obviously sucked too much blood away from his brain. What he needs is a good dusting with DDT and the opportunity to tithe as if he meant it.
                Jeez just cause you people do not know something someone else does doesnt mean you have to jump the gun. Let me explain. Lice are born on a dirty scalp that is where the eggs are laid. But then they move to someone with cleaner hair once born because they need cleaner hair to live. sheesh just cause somone knows a pointless fact you guys go freaking crazy .

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                  • Larry Lee
                    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                    True Christian™ Theologian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 4464
                    #20
                    Re: Tree Huggers

                    Originally posted by ChrisJunction View Post
                    Jeez just cause you people do not know something someone else does doesnt mean you have to jump the gun. Let me explain. Lice are born on a dirty scalp that is where the eggs are laid. But then they move to someone with cleaner hair once born because they need cleaner hair to live. sheesh just cause somone knows a pointless fact you guys go freaking crazy .
                    Like many who reject Christ as their personal savior, you are swell-headed but stupid.

                    Lice couldn't care less about your personal hygiene. Clean, dirty -- it's all the same to a louse. What confuses you, CJ, is that the conditions that promote poor hygiene are also associated with infestations of lice, and once an individual with poor hygiene (and now lice) comes in contact with a clean, white, True Christian™, everyone is likely to become infested. The only thing the louse cares about is getting a meal.

                    What you should care about, CJ, is where your aeternal life is coming from. Are you with Jesus and His holy opportunities for respectable tithing? Or do you wish to spend aeternity scratching your fleas in Hell? I'm giving you an infraction so you get some idea of what you're in for, if you reject Jesus.
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                      • feejase
                        Unsaved Trash, Knuckle-dragging Abo
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 3
                        #21
                        Re: Tree Huggers

                        Jesus Christ had long hair didn't he? You should all be ashamed for insighting hatred against good folk who want to protect this beautiful earth that our Lord created. Good luck to those who choose to wear their hair like our dearly loved Jesus Christ!
                        Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996
                            #22
                            Re: Tree Huggers

                            Originally posted by feejase View Post
                            Jesus Christ had long hair didn't he? You should all be ashamed for insighting hatred against good folk who want to protect this beautiful earth that our Lord created. Good luck to those who choose to wear their hair like our dearly loved Jesus Christ!
                            Could you provide Scriptural proof of this long hair?

                            Note: Paintings by Renaissance-era homersexuals are not Scriptural proof.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • LetItBe
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 49
                                #23
                                Re: Tree Huggers

                                I don't see what's so bad about tree-huggers. I do agree that some hippies could use a shower, but most hippies are pretty clean. I'm sure lots of people have said this but there is nothing wrong with peace and love. I'm very sure that Jesus would approve of us all getting along and not killing each other.

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                                  • Nobar King
                                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                    Christ's Guardian
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2007
                                    • 23748
                                    #24
                                    Re: Tree Huggers

                                    Originally posted by LetItBe View Post
                                    I do agree that some hippies could use a shower, but most hippies are pretty clean.
                                    Don't post here and spread your hippie lies. There isn't a single clean hippie on the planet. How could there be?
                                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                      • LetItBe
                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                        • Jun 2009
                                        • 49
                                        #25
                                        Re: Tree Huggers

                                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                        Don't post here and spread your hippie lies. There isn't a single clean hippie on the planet. How could there be?
                                        There could because there are different types of hippies. Like the kind that aren't high 24/7. They are pretty much clean.

                                        Sorry for generalizing to anyone who might be reading this.

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                                          • angels
                                            Forum Member, lost in space
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Jun 2009
                                            • 794
                                            #26
                                            Re: Tree Huggers

                                            Originally posted by Sunday_Singer View Post
                                            You wouldn't believe the ungodly things I see when I take a stroll through the park each afternoon! A group of young people, quite possibly around my age, gathering around the trees singing songs about peace and nature. They play their guitars and little drums in such a sickening fashion! These people have long untied hair and flowers behind their ears. The ladies wear skirts and beads and the men are unkept and wear sandles! These people are called tree huggers, right? Should I confront them with the truth? What should I do?

                                            why do anything at all?...are they abusing you?..are they swearing at you or insulting you?.do they harm you and you're beliefs?..but i wager that you would be upsetting them if you approached them,they would probably tell you to get lost......it confuses me as to why you should feel the need to open your mouth to them at all...

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