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  • yuck
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    • Oct 2008
    • 3

    #1

    Is it real?

    Is Jesus real? Well i'm sure some carpenter at one time existed and tried to tell about how he was born from a virgin etc., and then a roman pinned him on a cross.
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    Yes, Why would the Bible not tell all the Truth?
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  • Capt. Aaron Portway
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    • Sep 2008
    • 6309

    #2
    Re: Is it real?

    Why?

    Why would you come to our forum just to mock us?

    Are you so empty inside, so bored with life, that all you can think to do is bother Christians?

    I pity you, I really do. People like you, so alone and afraid that you must lash out at those more fortunate than you.

    How can I myself alone bear your cumbrance, and your burden, and your strife?
    Deuteronomy 1:12
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    • Osambo 08
      Confirmed Enemy of God
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      • Sep 2008
      • 671

      #3
      Re: Is it real?

      God is real, my friend, and you will feel His majestic Presence when you get filled with the Holy Ghost. Open your heart to him, and you will receive everlasting peace as opposed to drugs, alcohol, cigarettes, etc which only have temporary effects. God gave me, a Godless sinful nigra, a chance to become almost as pure as these White Christians, therefore I will never question his Word. There are no words to fully delineate how I feel for what he has done for me throughout my life. I'm certain that he led me to this site because my life was marred with Sin, however, with the Almighty beside me, all things are achievable. The transition from a full-fledged nigra thug to a ex-Nigra will be strenuous, but I will do anything within my power to go to Heaven and laugh at all of you sinful heathens who will rot and shriek in Hell forever.

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
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        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #4
        Re: Is it real?

        Osambo, may I compliment you on the quotes you've placed in your signature?

        They do explain the Barack Hussein O'Sambo position admirably!
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
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          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708

          #5
          Re: Is it real?

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          Osambo, may I compliment you on the quotes you've placed in your signature?

          They do explain the Barack Hussein O'Sambo position admirably!
          He needs to do a better job photoshopping the white people faces into the crowd pic. We all know only negroes show up to his rallies.
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          • markarino
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            • Nov 2008
            • 6

            #6
            Re: Is it real?

            That is so not true. I was white when I went to his rally, it was only when I left that I noticed the change. That and I speak like a 16 year old girl now......totally!

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            • JennyD
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              • Dec 2007
              • 9567

              #7
              Re: Is it real?

              Originally posted by markarino View Post
              That is so not true. I was white when I went to his rally, it was only when I left that I noticed the change. That and I speak like a 16 year old girl now......totally!
              Were you raped by his thugs, and forced to dress as a woman?
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              • Michael's Hand
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                • Sep 2008
                • 25

                #8
                Re: Is it real?

                Originally posted by yuck
                Is Jesus real? Well i'm sure some carpenter at one time existed and tried to tell about how he was born from a virgin etc., and then a roman pinned him on a cross.
                "If I regard iniquity in my heart, the Lord will not hear me"
                Psalm 66:18


                You have been warned. Desist those meaningless and blasphemous questions at once and maybe the Lord won't cast you into everlasting Hell.

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                • Meek and Humble
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                  • Dec 2008
                  • 6197

                  #9
                  Re: Is it real?

                  Um, duh of course Jesus is real. It says so right in the Bible. Honestly, can't you do your own historical research? You can't rely on us all the time.

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                  • markarino
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                    • Nov 2008
                    • 6

                    #10
                    Re: Is it real?

                    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                    Were you raped by his thugs, and forced to dress as a woman?

                    Fortunately I was already dressed as a woman so I don't know if I can call it rape....

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78555

                      #11
                      Re: Is it real?

                      Originally posted by markarino View Post
                      Fortunately I was already dressed as a woman so I don't know if I can call it rape....
                      So you admit to being a God-mocking queer. Do you have the AIDS too?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • markarino
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                        • Nov 2008
                        • 6

                        #12
                        Re: Is it real?

                        I consider it a honor to be called "a God-mocking queer" by Pastor Zeke. Wouldn't it be more PC to call me a God-mocking practitioner of an alternative lifestyle?

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                        • Brother Temperance
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                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #13
                          Re: Is it real?

                          Originally posted by markarino View Post
                          I consider it a honor to be called "a God-mocking queer" by Pastor Zeke. Wouldn't it be more PC to call me a God-mocking practitioner of an alternative lifestyle?
                          We don't do "PC". We just do ABC.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15708

                            #14
                            Re: Is it real?

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            We don't do "PC". We just do ABC.
                            and LBC!!

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