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  • Don Bozo el Guapo
    God's Pincushion
    • Apr 2008
    • 651

    #1

    Is god messin with my head?

    Last year Jason Campbell of the REDSKINS was the biggest piece of *%#^ to ever fumble a football. I put in a prayer request to have him struck by lightning and now he suddenly has a 96.8% rateing. What gives? Skins are 6-2 so Im happy with that,but suddenly my life is in turmoil,he looks good now but I know he's gonna choke.What do I do? I dont want to sound like a ramblein idiot. I need guidence. answer soon. I gotta get my bets down before sunday.
    Wrestling with Demons.
    Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
    LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA
  • SayvedByTheLord
    Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
    True Christian™
    • May 2007
    • 3151

    #2
    Re: Is god messin with my head?

    Bozo this is happening because you attracted Satan's attention. He obviously made a deal with this individual. You two should should have a great time in the Lake of Fire

    Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
    Last year Jason Campbell of the REDSKINS was the biggest piece of *%#^ to ever fumble a football. I put in a prayer request to have him struck by lightning and now he suddenly has a 96.8% rateing. What gives? Skins are 6-2 so Im happy with that,but suddenly my life is in turmoil,he looks good now but I know he's gonna choke.What do I do? I dont want to sound like a ramblein idiot. I need guidence. answer soon. I gotta get my bets down before sunday.


    Leviticus 26:27-29

    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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    • Don Bozo el Guapo
      God's Pincushion
      • Apr 2008
      • 651

      #3
      Re: Is god messin with my head?

      Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
      Bozo this is happening because you attracted Satan's attention. He obviously made a deal with this individual. You two should should have a great time in the Lake of Fire
      So I attrracted his attention AGAIN!!! Wow!!! What I want to know is did Jason make a deal for the whole season or what?
      Should I bet the Vegas season ticket or just game by game?
      Wrestling with Demons.
      Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
      LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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      • SayvedByTheLord
        Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
        True Christian™
        • May 2007
        • 3151

        #4
        Re: Is god messin with my head?

        You are the one who has a personal relationship with Satan. You'll need to ask him.

        BTW do you know any twice over virgins down there in Old Mejico ?

        Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
        So I attrracted his attention AGAIN!!! Wow!!! What I want to know is did Jason make a deal for the whole season or what?
        Should I bet the Vegas season ticket or just game by game?


        Leviticus 26:27-29

        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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        • Don Bozo el Guapo
          God's Pincushion
          • Apr 2008
          • 651

          #5
          Re: Is god messin with my head?

          Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
          You are the one with a personal relationship with Satan. You'll need to ask him.

          BTW do you know any twice over virgins down there in Old Mejico ?
          Listen Pendejo, El Guapo con los Grande Chile can allways find parts that havent been used before.
          Wrestling with Demons.
          Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
          LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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          • Mr. Old Iron Crotch
            Unsaved Trash, Married to a sadistic witch
            • Oct 2008
            • 120

            #6
            Re: Is god messin with my head?

            Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
            Listen Pendejo, El Guapo con los Grande Chile can allways find parts that havent been used before.
            So can I!
            Hey, look! I found a part that has NEVER been used before!
            It's your brain.
            Now that Obama is president I get to watch my wife have one of those black guys he promised her.

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            • SUV
              True Christian™ Princess
              The Driving Force behind RA12
              Have at it, anytime!
              • Sep 2006
              • 11027

              #7
              Re: Is god messin with my head?

              Don Bozo! How I have been missing you and Praying for you!

              "He came Home for Halloween"

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