Should I do it?

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Okay, I'm having financial problems of my own. I have a friend who lives out of state and she could also stand to save a bit of money since her room mate moved out. I've talked to her and we figure it would meet both our needs if I moved in with her. We would both have seperate bedrooms and absolutly no romantic intent for either of us.

However, she's a wiccan, lesbian goth. Seeing as how I'm hellbound anyway, should I move in with her?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Should I do it?

Okay, I'm having financial problems of my own. I have a friend who lives out of state and she could also stand to save a bit of money since her room mate moved out. I've talked to her and we figure it would meet both our needs if I moved in with her. We would both have seperate bedrooms and absolutly no romantic intent for either of us.

However, she's a wiccan, lesbian goth. Seeing as how I'm hellbound anyway, should I move in with her?

Ask yourself this: What would Jesus do?

I think you know the answer.

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Should I do it?

Ask yourself this: What would Jesus do?

I think you know the answer.

Do you mean besides call the LBC staff hypocrites who are doomed to hell?

[Buckminster Carlson]

Re: Should I do it?

I'm having financial problems of my own.

If you're having financial problems it's because Jesus hates you for not tithing. You know what to do.

[Brooklyn]

Re: Should I do it?

If you're having financial problems it's because Jesus hates you for not tithing. You know what to do.

Yes, donating money to corrupt capitalist pigs at The Landover Baptist Church will certainly save your soul.

[sinnersbedamned]

Re: Should I do it?

Just because you're going to hell either way doesn't mean its a good idea. Are you trying to accelerate the path?

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Should I do it?

Just because you're going to hell either way doesn't mean its a good idea. Are you trying to accelerate the path?

Okay, how would this "accelerate the path?"

[sinnersbedamned]

Re: Should I do it?

Okay, how would this "accelerate the path?"

You're supposed to sin 'less', not sin 'more'

[Deaner]

Re: Should I do it?

Okay, how would this "accelerate the path?"

I'd say go for it. Christ hates you already so you have nothing to lose. Personally I think Jesus is just keeping you around so we'll have something to laugh at. Moving in with a dyke witch should be hilarious.

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Should I do it?

Oh, I almost forgot to tell you: she's also vegan. Is that more or less sinful?

[Buckminster Carlson]

Re: Should I do it?

I'd say go for it. Christ hates you already so you have nothing to lose. Personally I think Jesus is just keeping you around so we'll have something to laugh at. Moving in with a dyke witch should be hilarious.

He is rather amusing, isn't he?

Mr. Crotch, Jesus is probably sitting in Heaven laughing away at the knowledge that you're going to Hell. The Bible says in Psalm 2:4 "He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision." I'm laughing right alongside Jesus at your pathetic attempts to insult True Christians™. Enjoy Hell, sinner.