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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552
    #151
    Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS !

    Originally posted by Jake United View Post
    In your opinion, not mine
    No, in God's opinion. The only one that counts.

    We aren't interested in your opinions, pal. I thought I'd explained all that to you. Had a few pints of Guinness have we?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Jake United
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jan 2010
        • 11
        #152
        Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS !

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        No, in God's opinion. The only one that counts.

        We aren't interested in your opinions, pal. I thought I'd explained all that to you. Had a few pints of Guinness have we?
        No more like 8 cans of K.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552
            #153
            Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS !

            Originally posted by Jake United View Post
            No more like 8 cans of K.
            Great, another drunk brit. What on earth is "K?"

            Posting while drunk is a bannable offense. Go sleep it off and come back in the morning. Bye now.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29446
                #154
                Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS !

                Pastor, I think he is talking about ketamine, I use it to put horses down. These kids call it 'Special K'
                It is also what accidently killed my first wife. She was a lousy cook and a terrible speller.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Savith
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 5
                    #155
                    Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS !

                    K cider blud

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                      • MaryJane
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 11
                        #156
                        Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS !

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        No, you are not, you yourself admitted it. Enjot Hell
                        Oh I'm sorry. I thought we were speaking modern English here, but I guess I'll have to go UGGA UGGA on you if I want you to understand.

                        ME IS NORMAL PERSON BUT ME WEARS "HOODIES". ME DOESN'T STEAL. ME IS A GOOD PERSON.

                        YOU IS MORONS.

                        Was that clear enough for you?

                        Best of luck.

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                          • Savith
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 5
                            #157
                            Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS !

                            Once i wore a hoodie i put it on i felt this sudden rush of energy i just wanted to become a criminal i no longer felt the need to stay warm i wanted EVIL

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                              • GOD=life
                                WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                                True Christian™
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 3263
                                #158
                                Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS !

                                Originally posted by Savith View Post
                                Once i wore a hoodie i put it on i felt this sudden rush of energy i just wanted to become a criminal i no longer felt the need to stay warm i wanted EVIL
                                Thank you for your honesty.
                                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                Matthew 7:22                                 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                                  • James Hutchins
                                    True Christian™
                                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                     
                                    • Jun 2009
                                    • 29446
                                    #159
                                    Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS !

                                    Originally posted by MaryJane View Post
                                    Oh I'm sorry. I thought we were speaking modern English here, but I guess I'll have to go UGGA UGGA on you if I want you to understand.

                                    ME IS NORMAL PERSON BUT ME WEARS "HOODIES". ME DOESN'T STEAL. ME IS A GOOD PERSON.

                                    YOU IS mormonS.

                                    Was that clear enough for you?

                                    Best of luck.
                                    Little moron, I am not a mormon, nor do I speak it. I speak American. I am Christian. This is a Christian website. You want this instead.
                                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                      • MaryJane
                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                        • Jan 2010
                                        • 11
                                        #160
                                        Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS !

                                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                        Little moron, I am not a mormon, nor do I speak it. I speak American. I am Christian. This is a Christian website. You want this instead.
                                        Oh, American? So you even lost the name of your language? Wasn't it called ENGLISH?

                                        And Spanish should be called Latin. Yes, how logical.

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                                          • James Hutchins
                                            True Christian™
                                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                             
                                            • Jun 2009
                                            • 29446
                                            #161
                                            Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS !

                                            Originally posted by MaryJane View Post
                                            Oh, American? So you even lost the name of your language? Wasn't it called ENGLISH?

                                            And Spanish should be called Latin. Yes, how logical.
                                            Aw jeez, empty headed female whining. you know you are not allowed out of your monthly visitor shack for seven days when you get like this.

                                            I am an American. I speak American. This is God's Favorite Country. Stop your crying and apply for a visa.

                                            Spanish, we call it messican....langugae of wetbacks.
                                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                              • MaryJane
                                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                • Jan 2010
                                                • 11
                                                #162
                                                Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS !

                                                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                                Aw jeez, empty headed female whining. you know you are not allowed out of your monthly visitor shack for seven days when you get like this.

                                                I am an American. I speak American. This is God's Favorite Country. Stop your crying and apply for a visa.

                                                Spanish, we call it messican....langugae of wetbacks.
                                                HAHAHAHA, NO SHIT!

                                                You demand respect.....however, you do not offer respect to anyone with different beliefs or ethnic origin.

                                                God's favorite country?

                                                Excuse me, but WHERE does the bible mention your god has a favorite country? BTW, I'm not Mexican, I am American by birth.

                                                Oh, and my menstruation was over a few days ago

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                                                  • Reasonandlogic
                                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                    • Jan 2010
                                                    • 5
                                                    #163
                                                    Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS !

                                                    Oh no anything but Hoodies! We should watch out for shoes too, I bet they are satanic too.

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                                                      • demolitionchirstian
                                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                        • Jan 2010
                                                        • 32
                                                        #164
                                                        Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS !

                                                        Hey i own that sweatshirt! And i own tons of hoodies they are a great way to keep warm in the winter and good for lounging around the house. Easy things to keep you warm! Anything wrong with VESTS? like bulletproof vests like this one. Totally awesome for singing onstage and spreading the gospel dontcha think? I think that hoodies are also good for a game of hide-and-seek which i think some of you people should be playing right now.
                                                        Sincerely your christian sister
                                                        Bethany

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                                                          • James Hutchins
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                             
                                                            • Jun 2009
                                                            • 29446
                                                            #165
                                                            Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS !

                                                            Originally posted by demolitionchirstian View Post
                                                            Hey i own that sweatshirt! And i own tons of hoodies they are a great way to keep warm in the winter and good for lounging around the house. Easy things to keep you warm! Anything wrong with VESTS? like bulletproof vests like this one. Totally awesome for singing onstage and spreading the gospel dontcha think? I think that hoodies are also good for a game of hide-and-seek which i think some of you people should be playing right now.
                                                            Sincerely your christian sister
                                                            Bethany
                                                            Bethany, I am sure you like it because you do not stain it from your cutting. The only hide and seek is when you Hide from the Police and they Seek you.

                                                            Sadly, Bethany, you are not a Christian, not yet anyway. You are a severely troubled young lady. I want to reach out to you and help guide to the arms of the Lord. Please Bethany, do not shut me out.
                                                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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