[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hemlines

This thread has caused me to lol excessively.

I'm not familiar with the hiphop gangsta vocabulary so popular with young sinners today, but if "lol" means you committed filthy onanism, we don't need to hear about it, and Jesus already knows about it and has judged you. Repent now and seek His forgiveness.

[Rev. SparkleJugs (On Moderation)]

Re: Hemlines

Sister, pay no mind to these heathens. I know from my congregation that to "lol" means to "laugh out loud". It is not a filthy onanism.

You should not be on the internet alone, however. Seek your husbands guidance, and perhaps he will spare you the rod for being outside of the kitchen.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hemlines

You are new here, so you're not familiar with my shameful history. I was until recently not only a papist, but a nun. My womb should have been bearing True Christian™ babies, but instead I was sinfully letting it go to waste!
Things have changed now though, thanks to being Saved and becoming a Baptist. However, I still need to find myself a godly husband from amongst the fine single True Christian™ men at Landover.

[Rev. SparkleJugs (On Moderation)]

Re: Hemlines

I am sorry to hear that, and wish you God's blessings in finding a husband to guide you throughout life.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hemlines

I am sorry to hear that, and wish you God's blessings in finding a husband to guide you throughout life.

Reverend Snugglebunny, are you, perchance, a single Reverend?