Who's Up For Grabs?

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Sister Talitha says I should not rebuke true Xtians. I really cant think of any and I definetly dont wanna piss off M&Ms again so can anyone recommend an A list? Are Jim & Tami Fay Baker, Jimmy Swaggart and Little Richard fair game? I need help and guidance.

[Nobar King]

Re: Who's Up For Grabs?

You don't have enough beaners down there to rebuke?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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The whole country down there is a cesspool of cathylicks, not to mention the liberation theology that Obama is not trying to bring to this country. Every able bodied person needs to get with the message of the Lord.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Who's Up For Grabs?

Sister Talitha says I should not rebuke true Xtians. I really cant think of any and I definetly dont wanna piss off M&Ms again so can anyone recommend an A list? Are Jim & Tami Fay Baker, Jimmy Swaggart and Little Richard fair game? I need help and guidance.

Sister M&Ms will rip your lungs out, Jim....er Bozo. At the moment we are singlehandedly reversing the plague of homerism sweeping the world because of GOTHS and wickedans. We usually get a passel of them over Satan's day, sometimes called HELLYWEEN, but the pickins were slim this year.

We are trying to get all dangerous drugs legalized, because we figure the proplem of AIDS and GOTHS will take care of itself. It's obviously true, because the homer Barney Frank is for it.

We also have a plan for restocking the oceans by providing artificial reefs and a lot of fish food here and there, so if you are going to take a cruise, make sure all your homer friends go too!

Yes, we are doing GOD'S will as fast as we can, so JESUS will be pleased upon His imminent return.

As long as you are accurate in your reading of the KJV1611 (authorized) version, and your heart is on fire for JESUS, you'll be ok....unless you cross Mrs. Dracu Godly Sister M&Ms.

Pastor Al

P.S. SUV's usually up for grabs.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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You don't have enough beaners down there to rebuke?

Hola Fubar. I gotta tread lightly down here, thier still ticked off about that Tehas thing and now Samboma whats to stop the wall and they were counting on that to keep the Gringos out,not to mention it was gonna be paid for with U.S. Tax (extortion) dollars so the frioleros were gettin it free. It wouldent take much to blow the lid off this place and then they'd flood the U.S. with cheap heroin, Ricky Martins and bilingual education But Im doin the best I can workin from the bottoms up with the Linda Chicas. Pray for my success.

[SUV]

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Don Bozo, mi Buccanero, if you were to viciously attack Dying(?) sinner Patrick Swayze, I'm Sure it would assuage old Wounds with some of our Sistas & Broze here and even earn you many new admirers on this Godly board

(Oh! How could Pastor Al possibly think that the Words below my avatar could ever mean anything salacious? Oh! Oh! I wonder if the thinks the same of Sister Darlene?)

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Don Bozo, the Pope and all Catholics are always ripe for a beat-down. Don't forget Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, and any Pentacostals.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Don Bozo, mi Buccanero, if you were to viciously attack Dying(?) sinner Patrick Swayze, I'm Sure it would assuage old Wounds with some of our Sistas & Broze here and even earn you many new admirers on this Godly board

(Oh! How could Pastor Al possibly think that the Words below my avatar could ever mean anything salacious? Oh! Oh! I wonder if the thinks the same of Sister Darlene?)

Hola SU< mi bonita nina. Dident Swayze commit suicide when he started doin B Truck Driver movies? And Im sure "Have at it anytime" is a prayer for somethin.

Don Bozo, the Pope and all Catholics are always ripe for a beat-down. Don't forget Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, and any Pentacostals.

Dosent any organized religion seem a little off the deep end? Thats why I lke you guys. Your totally twisted and and in deeper than the Marianas Trench. But like mi Inglaterria Novia tells me "God Loves a Tryer"

[SUV]

Re: Who's Up For Grabs?

"Have at it anytime" is a prayer for somethin.

It refers to my Christmas eggnog at the moment. But since I am such a renowned Food and Drink preparer here at Landover ("Dungbread! Nothin' says lovin' like something from the oven") it's apropriate for the rest of the year as well.

The color of the 'eggnog' is a bit dark, isn't it? That's because someone usually 'spikes' it

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: Who's Up For Grabs?

It refers to my Christmas eggnog at the moment. But since I am such a renowned Food and Drink preparer here at Landover ("Dungbread! Nothin' says lovin' like something from the oven") it's apropriate for the rest of the year as well.

The color of the 'eggnog' is a bit dark, isn't it? That's because someone usually 'spikes' it

Hola SU< mi bonita nina, Dont forget the worm in the bottom of the punch bowl this year

[Meek and Humble]

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Everyone who is not in the Landover Baptist Church is usually God-less.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: Who's Up For Grabs?

Everyone who is not in the Landover Baptist Church is usually God-less.

Do your wet work and quit tryin to suck your way in.

[SUV]

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Don Bozo! There you are, Thank Jesus!

I tried to get you "putas" for Christmas, but though I looked around everywhere, I was unable to find any.

So the helpful staff of one rather odd establishment helped me get 'Boracho y Loco' instead. Is that okay, Hon?

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: Who's Up For Grabs?

Don Bozo! There you are, Thank Jesus!

I tried to get you "putas" for Christmas, but though I looked around everywhere, I was unable to find any.

So the helpful staff of one rather odd establishment helped me get 'Boracho y Loco' instead. Is that okay, Hon?

Hola SU< mi bonita nina. Of course it's allright,it's the holliday season after all. Did you happen to get an extra set of prints by any chance?

[SUV]

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Did you happen to get an extra set of prints by any chance?

The next day I had paw-prints all over me! I will repeat - that was a very strange store I went Shopping in!

Good Night, Sweet Prints