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  • Mr. Jingles
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2007
    • 574

    #1

    Take A Negro To Work Day

    I hear that the 1st Monday of each month will become Take A Negro To Work Day. While I applaud the idea of showing these people what jobs are like, won't this frighten the employees?
  • SayvedByTheLord
    Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
    True Christian™
    • May 2007
    • 3151

    #2
    Re: Take A Negro To Work Day

    Originally posted by Mr. Jingles View Post
    I hear that the 1st Monday of each month will become Take A Negro To Work Day. While I applaud the idea of showing these people what jobs are like, won't this frighten the employees?
    I don't plan to participate in this. They smell funny.


    Leviticus 26:27-29

    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #3
      Re: Take A Negro To Work Day

      This reminds me of an old saying . . . "You can take a horse to water, but you can't make him drink."
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Osambo 08
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Sep 2008
        • 671

        #4
        Re: Take A Negro To Work Day

        It's been awhile since I worked legally. Changing IPs, attaching keyloggers on to warez and stealing credit cards does become threadbare... I wish there were more True Christians in my place.

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        • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
          Scientific Advisor
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2373

          #5
          Re: Take A Negro To Work Day

          What I want to know is: how in blazes are you going to get the Darkies anywhere near gainful employment? Unless you work at KFC, a liquor store or the unemployment office, I don't think you'd he able to herd one of those people anywhere near "work"
          Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: Take A Negro To Work Day

            What if you can't find one?
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
              Scientific Advisor
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2373

              #7
              Re: Take A Negro To Work Day

              I suggest checking the local KFC or convenience store, Brother Nobar... You can also try leaving a pie on your window-sill (something cheap, it's not worth wasting a perfectly good pie over)
              Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15708

                #8
                Re: Take A Negro To Work Day

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                What if you can't find one?
                You can borrow my trap. Works every time.

                Like already suggested...putting a pie on the windowsill to cool is also very effective.
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                • Pastor Al E Pistle
                  Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9323

                  #9
                  Re: Take A Negro To Work Day

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  This reminds me of an old saying . . . "You can take a horse to water, but you can't make him drink."
                  I thought it was "You can send a girl to college, but you can't make her think".
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • Osambo 08
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 671

                    #10
                    Re: Take A Negro To Work Day

                    Yes, KFC, Buffalo Wings and Taco Bell are located near my school for a good reason. I just realized that 60% of the clientele is Black. We do love our greasy chicken and oily saturated french fries.

                    My friends and I went to a chic restaurant 2 months ago and instead of using my knife and fork to cut the chicken, I used to my hands like a monkey. Everyone was watching me and I was sooo embarrassed. I guess non-fast food joints is not my thang.

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                    • Eugene Hackwith
                      Farmer for Christ™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 736

                      #11
                      Re: Take A Negro To Work Day

                      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher
                      I've never met any negros before. Would a chinaman suffice?
                      Maybe if you owned a laundromat or nail salon.
                      A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

                      Psalm 139:19-20
                      Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                      For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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