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  • #16
    Re: Smoking reefer with Bible pages!!!!!

    Don't forget setting churches on fire

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    • #17
      Re: Smoking reefer with Bible pages!!!!!

      Originally posted by Devil weed View Post
      Don't forget setting churches on fire
      Your threat of domestic and international terrorism has been forwarded to the Department of Faith and the US Department of Homeland Security, who will work with the RCMP to deal with you directly.

      I believe such threats are as much a felony in Canuckistan as they are in the Godly United States.
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      • #18
        Re: Smoking reefer with Bible pages!!!!!

        After Bill Clinton used Bibles as sex toys in the White House, Rod Blagojevich performed free abortions using a Bible, and Barack Obama carved a Bible into a crack pipe nothing liberals do would shock me any more.

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        • #19
          Re: Smoking reefer with Bible pages!!!!!

          Originally posted by eternal View Post
          Yeah, i've done it
          People don't do it for the fact thats it the holy bible, they do it because its very thin and good to roll with
          And per Gods requirements bibles are printed with lead based ink.

          Enjoy


          Leviticus 26:27-29

          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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          • #20
            Re: Smoking reefer with Bible pages!!!!!

            Originally posted by biblethumper420 View Post
            There is only two things bible paper is good for, rolling up fatty joints and wiping your ass.
            Amen!
            And I've done the latter on several occasions (KJV only)

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            • #21
              Re: Smoking reefer with Bible pages!!!!!

              I HAVE A SO CALLED FRIEND WHI IS SUPPOSEDLY GOING TO GET ORDANED THROUGH RAMAH MAIL IN COLLEGE WHO IS ONE OF THOSE HOLIER THAN THOU IM GOING TO HEAVEN AND YOUR GOING TO HEL TYPES WHO TAKES THE BIBLE AND TWISTS IT INTO THE WAY HE WANTS IT TO BE...HE SAYS THAT GOD SAID TOO USE THE HERBS OF THE EARTH, SO HE TWISTS IT INTO SAYING ITS OK BY GOD TO SMOKE POT AND HE ALSO SAYS THAT JESUS DRANK SO ITS OK FOR HIM TO GET DRUNK OFF LIQUIR...AND HE ALSO SAYS THAT SUICIDE IS FORGIVABLE...WELL I OVERDOSED BACK IN 89 AND HE DONT KNOW DIDDLY IF PEOPLE LIKE HIM CAN GET PREACHER POSITIONS THEN I GUESS WE ARE ALL DOOMED TO HELL

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              • #22
                Re: Smoking reefer with Bible pages!!!!!

                Originally posted by SAVEDFROMSUICIDE View Post
                I HAVE A SO CALLED FRIEND WHI IS SUPPOSEDLY GOING TO GET ORDANED THROUGH RAMAH MAIL IN COLLEGE WHO IS ONE OF THOSE HOLIER THAN THOU IM GOING TO HEAVEN AND YOUR GOING TO HEL TYPES WHO TAKES THE BIBLE AND TWISTS IT INTO THE WAY HE WANTS IT TO BE...HE SAYS THAT GOD SAID TOO USE THE HERBS OF THE EARTH, SO HE TWISTS IT INTO SAYING ITS OK BY GOD TO SMOKE POT AND HE ALSO SAYS THAT JESUS DRANK SO ITS OK FOR HIM TO GET DRUNK OFF LIQUIR...AND HE ALSO SAYS THAT SUICIDE IS FORGIVABLE...WELL I OVERDOSED BACK IN 89 AND HE DONT KNOW DIDDLY IF PEOPLE LIKE HIM CAN GET PREACHER POSITIONS THEN I GUESS WE ARE ALL DOOMED TO HELL
                Look around until you find a button called 'caps lock'. Turn it off. Unless you have already drooled all over it. Your 'friend' is going to hell right along with you, dopefiend!
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • #23
                  Re: Smoking reefer with Bible pages!!!!!

                  Number 1 you dont know me im no dope fend and have you ever died?well i have..yes my so called friend is going to hell but not me..what do i have to donate to your church?you are a meer mortal you are not god only god can judge me...judge not then ye lest yea me judged you dont know the bible at all..reverend obrack obama wanna be so lay off
                  long live bin laden

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                  • #24
                    Re: Smoking reefer with Bible pages!!!!!

                    Originally posted by SAVEDFROMSUICIDE View Post
                    what do i have to donate to your church?
                    Money would be good. Hopefully, you can get some of your mom's cash and send it to Jesus.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Smoking reefer with Bible pages!!!!!

                      i hope all you hypocrites fry alongside lucifer in hell because jesus will forgive murders adulters and all the other that fuck head sent me so you can delete me out of your go to hell church i wont no part in a bunch of hypocrites so rot in hell back at youlong live alkida

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                      • #26
                        Re: Smoking reefer with Bible pages!!!!!


                        Originally posted by SAVEDFROMSUICIDE View Post
                        i hope all you hypocrites fry alongside lucifer in hell because jesus will forgive murders adulters and all the other that piffle head sent me so you can delete me out of your go to hell church i wont no part in a bunch of hypocrites so rot in hell back at youlong live alkida


                        Leviticus 26:27-29

                        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Smoking reefer with Bible pages!!!!!

                          You really have a lot of anger, friend. You should be harnessing that emotion and focus it towards your dad, who failed you, and not our peaceful Church.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Smoking reefer with Bible pages!!!!!

                            im sorry that your church is not peaceful yall expect everyone to be perfect..yea my aunt was a baptist and they are some of the most gossiping people...i almost had to testify at a double murder trial that i knew nothing about that my best friend was accused of because of he and because i didnt she cut me out of her will leaving me nothing but 11 thousand to bury me with that i cant touch and the rest got millions...so yes i am full of hate towards lying bible thumpers...christiaqnity isnt the only religion you knowlong live obrack obama

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                            • #29
                              Re: Smoking reefer with Bible pages!!!!!

                              So you're a greedy joo closet-communist community-organizer what's yours is mine type?
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Smoking reefer with Bible pages!!!!!

                                george bush worships satan..who cares what you think talking about having someone sit on your lap you sould like a pedaphile

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