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  • #31
    Re: Smoking reefer with Bible pages!!!!!

    Originally posted by SAVEDFROMSUICIDE View Post
    george bush worships satan..who cares what you think talking about having someone sit on your lap you sould like a pedaphile
    Who cares what your aunt left you and your homosexual boyfriend? Get a job, you doper!
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • #32
      Re: Smoking reefer with Bible pages!!!!!

      Originally posted by SAVEDFROMSUICIDE View Post
      george bush worships satan..
      You didn't capitalize the president's name. You didn't capitalize Satan, either, so I'm not sure what to make of all that. Anyway, it's illegal to slander the president like that, so tell your parents you're expecting a visit from the Secret Service. They're going to take you away and you're going to never see your parents again, but you wanted that, didn't you?
      who cares what you think talking about having someone sit on your lap you sould like a pedaphile
      What's a pedaphile and what do you have against storytime?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • #33
        Re: Smoking reefer with Bible pages!!!!!

        hey rev you need to quit calling me a dope head i cant help that satan himself is buttfucking your great grandpa in hell so lay off you fuckhail alah

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        • #34
          Re: Smoking reefer with Bible pages!!!!!

          Originally posted by SAVEDFROMSUICIDE View Post
          judge not then ye lest yea me judged you dont know the bible at all.
          Yes, we do know the Bible.

          If you are attempting to persuade us with rational argument, you might want to calm down, tone down on the cussing, and attempt to use reasonably correct spelling and grammar, because you look like a complete buffoon now. It is difficult to take anything you post seriously. If you are attempting to make yourself look reasonable and moderate by comparison to us, you are failing miserably, friend.

          Pastor Billy-Reuben
          Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

          ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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          • #35
            Re: Smoking reefer with Bible pages!!!!!

            why demonize marijuana?

            Is there not a quote in the bible that goes " And God said, behold I have given you every herb bearing seed which is upon the face of the earth"

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            • #36
              Re: Smoking reefer with Bible pages!!!!!

              Originally posted by smallchange View Post
              why demonize marijuana?

              Is there not a quote in the bible that goes " And God said, behold I have given you every herb bearing seed which is upon the face of the earth"
              Genesis
              1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

              Not smoke.
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • #37
                Re: Smoking reefer with Bible pages!!!!!

                Originally posted by smallchange View Post
                why demonize marijuana?

                Is there not a quote in the bible that goes " And God said, behold I have given you every herb bearing seed which is upon the face of the earth"
                There are also verses in the Holy Bible that command us to follow secular laws.

                Not that you care.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #38
                  Re: Smoking reefer with Bible pages!!!!!

                  What about hollowing out a bible to store rolling papers and stuff? I'm not smoking the pages, I just removed the centers of a lot of them.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Smoking reefer with Bible pages!!!!!

                    You might want to start with the Koran.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Smoking reefer with Bible pages!!!!!

                      Few arguments I'd like to make, so please bear with me. The first argument I'd like to make is the one concerning the Genesis verse. You say that the interpretation is that all herbs and fruits and such were meant to be eaten. Well, in case you are unaware, you can eat the marijuana plant and still get baked, therefore smoking it should be of no concern. Secondly, as to the respecting of laws, JESUS BLASPHEMED the Jewish religion and disrespected the laws of the government in doing so, which is why he was executed, does this not mean he disrespected God's orders? And as to the slander of the president that Noblar King said would land us in jail, it wont. It isn't illegal to say George W. Bush takes it up the ass from Satan. It's called the 1st amendment. Though it is illegal to threaten the life of the president in anyway. In parting I'd like to state that smoking marijuana is not bad, even if you use Bible papers. It's a fucking book. There are millions of them. And I would smoke the Koran if it had as nice of paper as the Bible. Smoking weed hurts no one, so please, chill the fuck out and smoke more.

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                      • #41
                        Re: Smoking reefer with Bible pages!!!!!

                        Oh and please chill out with the YOU'RE GOING TO HELL stuff. It really gives you guys the persona of those crazy foot washing Baptists, and furthers the stereo type of the judgmental christian. Do you really think Christ would want you to go around saying you're going to hell you're going to hell you're going to hell you're going to hell you're going to hell you're going to hell. Live and let live. My life choices are my own, not yours. So please if I choose to smoke your holy texts or others holy texts, It's my life and since I strongly believe that there is no hell, I'm cool with smoking your texts.

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                        • #42
                          Re: Smoking reefer with Bible pages!!!!!

                          Originally posted by spaghettii View Post
                          Few arguments I'd like to make, so please bear with me. The first argument I'd like to make is the one concerning the Genesis verse. You say that the interpretation is that all herbs and fruits and such were meant to be eaten. Well, in case you are unaware, you can eat the marijuana plant and still get baked, therefore smoking it should be of no concern. .
                          With Jesus nobody gets baked! If you have faith, that is!

                          Look up Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego!
                          Matthew:
                          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                          • #43
                            Re: Smoking reefer with Bible pages!!!!!

                            Originally posted by spaghettii View Post
                            Oh and please chill out with the YOU'RE GOING TO HELL stuff. It really gives you guys the persona of those crazy foot washing Baptists, and furthers the stereo type of the judgmental christian. Do you really think Christ would want you to go around saying you're going to hell you're going to hell you're going to hell you're going to hell you're going to hell you're going to hell. Live and let live. My life choices are my own, not yours. So please if I choose to smoke your holy texts or others holy texts, It's my life and since I strongly believe that there is no hell, I'm cool with smoking your texts.
                            Good. I'm cool with hanging you for horse-theft if I see you on my ranch.
                            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                            • #44
                              Re: Smoking reefer with Bible pages!!!!!

                              Originally posted by spaghettii View Post
                              Do you really think Christ would want you to go around saying you're going to hell you're going to hell you're going to hell you're going to hell you're going to hell you're going to hell..
                              Yes
                              Matthew:
                              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                              • #45
                                Re: Smoking reefer with Bible pages!!!!!

                                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                                Good. I'm cool with hanging you for horse-theft if I see you on my ranch.
                                Wait what? Why would I steal your horse? This makes no sense to me. I'm simply trying to convey a point and you threaten me with violence over an act I'd never commit. Just because I don't believe in YOUR God, I believe in my own, does not mean that I would ever, EVER steal from someone.

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