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  • ImBill
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2007
    • 16

    #1

    I'm a heathen, lol.

    I'm a communistic, nihilist, violent person. There is no god, such as stated in the bible is logically impossible.

    This forum makes me lol.
  • demoncrat
    Deranged lieberal who hates Jesus
    • Nov 2006
    • 79

    #2
    Re: I'm a heathen, lol.

    Originally posted by ImBill View Post
    I'm a communistic, nihilist, violent person. There is no god, such as stated in the bible is logically impossible.

    This forum makes me lol.
    lol 4chan ftw

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    • ImBill
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jan 2007
      • 16

      #3
      Re: I'm a heathen, lol.

      Originally posted by demoncrat View Post
      lol 4chan ftw
      Yeah 4chan is basically awesome.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: I'm a heathen, lol.

        Originally posted by ImBill View Post
        I'm a communistic, nihilist, violent person. There is no god, such as stated in the bible is logically impossible.

        This forum makes me lol.
        You may not believe in Jesus, but He believes in you! Jesus has called you here for a reason, boy. Think about that.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • ImBill
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jan 2007
          • 16

          #5
          Re: I'm a heathen, lol.

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          You may not believe in Jesus, but He believes in you! Jesus has called you here for a reason, boy. Think about that.
          Actually I read a funny and stupid response from one of the members here, which incited me to join.

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          • demoncrat
            Deranged lieberal who hates Jesus
            • Nov 2006
            • 79

            #6
            Re: I'm a heathen, lol.

            Originally posted by ImBill View Post
            Actually I read a funny and stupid response from one of the members here, which incited me to join.
            Probably me.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: I'm a heathen, lol.

              Originally posted by ImBill View Post
              Actually I read a funny and stupid response from one of the members here, which incited me to join.
              And that's why you posted here in our "Christian Help Forum". You are crying out for Salvation© boy. Jesus is listening. Ask him to take over your miserable, pathetic life now, before He decides to kill you and drop-kick you into hellfire.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • ImBill
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jan 2007
                • 16

                #8
                Re: I'm a heathen, lol.

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                And that's why you posted here in our "Christian Help Forum". You are crying out for Salvation© boy. Jesus is listening. Ask him to take over your miserable, pathetic life now, before He decides to kill you and drop-kick you into hellfire.
                No, I'm posting here because I haven't looked at any other part of the forum.

                Stop assuming so much, you pompous cock.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: I'm a heathen, lol.

                  Originally posted by ImBill View Post
                  No, I'm posting here because I haven't looked at any other part of the forum.

                  Stop assuming so much, you pompous cock.
                  So like a brainless fool, you decided to stick your mindless post in the first thread you saw. Brilliant.

                  I am not an arrogant rooster by the way. Stop fantasizing. Jesus hates bestiality alot.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • demoncrat
                    Deranged lieberal who hates Jesus
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 79

                    #10
                    Re: I'm a heathen, lol.

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    So like a brainless fool, you decided to stick your mindless post in the first thread you saw. Brilliant.

                    I am not an arrogant rooster by the way. Stop fantasizing. Jesus hates bestiality alot.
                    A lot*

                    Alot isn't a word.

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                    • ImBill
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 16

                      #11
                      Re: I'm a heathen, lol.

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      So like a brainless fool, you decided to stick your mindless post in the first thread you saw. Brilliant.

                      I am not an arrogant rooster by the way. Stop fantasizing. Jesus hates bestiality alot.
                      As I see it, you are the only one relating it to an animal, and relating animals to bestiality, fool.

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                      • Brother Love
                        Yes, THAT Brother Love!
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 403

                        #12
                        Re: I'm a heathen, lol.

                        Originally posted by ImBill View Post
                        I'm a communistic, nihilist, violent person. There is no god, such as stated in the bible is logically impossible.

                        This forum makes me lol.
                        You forgot to add DIMWIT

                        HEATHEN!!
                        Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

                        "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15


                        "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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                        • dustyjo
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 15

                          #13
                          Re: I'm a heathen, lol.

                          Go ahead and ban me.
                          In fact, delete my entire freaking account.
                          I am embarrassed to be seen with such hypocrites.

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                          • ImBill
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 16

                            #14
                            Re: I'm a heathen, lol.

                            LOL CYA -50 POINTS

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                            • dustyjo
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 15

                              #15
                              Re: I'm a heathen, lol.

                              LOL CYA

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