Japanese 'boob' pillow:

[Nobar King]

I'm intrigued by this product:

This Japanese Breast Pillow Is Relaxing and Erotic (Eraxing?)

The only thing better than sleeping on a woman's lap is sleeping betwixt a woman's boobs. This Japanese boob pillow is the only way most people can do this without actually crushing said woman. [TokyoTimes]

I really do need help getting a good night's sleep, and this seems innocent enough.

Should I try it?

[AXavierB]

Re: Japanese 'boob' pillow:

Stay away from it, my brother. The enemy is obviously using it as a gateway through which to infest your soul with his demons. You should repent and immediately rid yourself of all traces of that picture, lest you commit the sin of lust.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Japanese 'boob' pillow:

I'm intrigued by this product:I really do need help getting a good night's sleep, and this seems innocent enough.

Should I try it?

WHAT IS WRONG WITH JAPS? Where is the Enola Gay when we heed her? IN THE SMITHSONIAN! Get that lady out of mothballs.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Japanese 'boob' pillow:

The color of the product disturbs me, amongst other things.

[Rev. Wendell Wooke]

Re: Japanese 'boob' pillow:

If you look closely at the illustration, there are actually TWO pillows set close together. Putting one's head between them while reading Scripture would truly be heavenly!

[Wide-Open]

Re: Japanese 'boob' pillow:

Should I try it?

Brother Nobar, given your, um, condition, you might actually be more comfortable purchasing the product that is shown in the background. I assume it connects to a ventilation system of some sort.

[Internal Pain]

Re: Japanese 'boob' pillow:

I'm intrigued by this product:I really do need help getting a good night's sleep, and this seems innocent enough.

Should I try it?

That truly is a horrible device that leads to temptations that should never arise in a man's heart, for they are pure evil.