[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Help me kill the PTSD demons before they kill ME!

It's been more than a year and a half, but finally the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs has gotten me to a doctor. (Not to say that Dr. Laurie isn't a real doctor, but "playing farmville" doesn't really count as actual treatment.)

Anyway, the doc says it's not PTSD. He says I'm "just a republican, and that's normal. For some reason."

Of course it normal Harvy. You have a right to be paranoid when there is secret Muslim in the White House. Read the news, every day the secret Muslims are taking more and more of America over and taking the HONOR of us REAL Americans way.

Sarah Palin
Don't retreat, reload.

Words to live by Trent.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Re: Help me kill the PTSD demons before they kill ME!

It's been more than a year and a half, but finally the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs has gotten me to a doctor. (Not to say that Dr. Laurie isn't a real doctor, but "playing farmville" doesn't really count as actual treatment.)

Anyway, the doc says it's not PTSD. He says I'm "just a republican, and that's normal. For some reason."

[SUV]

Re: Help me kill the PTSD demons before they kill ME!

I have never stopped serving my country. In Iraq I managed macroeconomic policy, wrote nearly half the flat tax legislation, consulted on countless privatizations....With nothing but sheer guts and the spirit of Ronald Reagan I helped build the stable democracy and economic powerhouse that Iraq is today.

Since returning home I have been going door to door, helping the needy by raising money for some of our finest billionaires. The trickle down has already begun - you can see the hope shining in the eyes of them: the homeless bottle-collector who gave me 5 dollars and even offered me all his bottles, the woman in line at the temp labor office as she breastfeeds her twins, the 68-year old working his third shift at the greasy spoon who gave me his days tips - they know a better day is already trickling down upon them.

Oh boo-hoo-hoo. Talk about "Babbling on about Brief Moment of Glory like SUV"

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Help me kill the PTSD demons before they kill ME!

Trent, this is all about those pants with the split in the back, isn't it? You've got to shut up with all of your "but I served my country, I shouldn't have to pay for pants I ruined, wah wah". Those are Uncle Sam's pants, and in case you didn't notice, Uncle Sam is a bit short on money what with all the important things that have to be paid for. Do you think that $1,000,000,000,000 Wall Street bailout was free? NO! So pay your share, or better yet, PAY FOR THE PANTS!

[Sally Paulson]

Re: Help me kill the PTSD demons before they kill ME!

Oh, boo hoo! Listen up, pal: There's a savage, exotic, and faraway land called California, where genuine American heroes, those fine folks who stand up for the sanctity of marriage, have to face the heinous anti-Christian persecution of being violently disagreed with by those disgusting sodomites. That should put your little problems into perspective, no?

If that doesn't, consider those of us in the Republic of Alaska! We've all spent our entire lives staring down the Russians, knowing that Putin may rear his ugly head and invade ANY SECOND! Not to mention all the savage polar bears that are kept at bay only by helicopter-hunters!

It seems spending all that time in the paradise of Iraq has turned you soft, little boy. You've got to get your snot together or you'll never survive the coming 4 years in America under Kenyan occupation.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Help me kill the PTSD demons before they kill ME!

I should have expected his. Which one of you wrote the word "traitor" in red paint on my front door? And which one of you keyed my car?

Oh, boo hoo! Listen up, pal: There's a savage, exotic, and faraway land called California, where genuine American heroes, those fine folks who stand up for the sanctity of marriage, have to face the heinous anti-Christian persecution of being violently disagreed with by those disgusting sodomites. That should put your little problems into perspective, no?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Help me kill the PTSD demons before they kill ME!

Is it really PTSD? Am I just pushing myself too hard? I don't know. All I know is that I'm only 30,000 dollars away from raising enough funds to give Bernard Madoff a well-earned vacation, and in the end, isn't that all that matters?

Son, Bernie Madoff is a JOO. You need to send every penny to me RIGHT now before something bad happens and that state makes you use it for a lawyer.

SEND IT NOW. Then we'll discuss some medication.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Re: Help me kill the PTSD demons before they kill ME!

I should have expected his. Which one of you wrote the word "traitor" in red paint on my front door? And which one of you keyed my car?

I have never stopped serving my country. In Iraq I managed macroeconomic policy, wrote nearly half the flat tax legislation, consulted on countless privatizations....With nothing but sheer guts and the spirit of Ronald Reagan I helped build the stable democracy and economic powerhouse that Iraq is today.

Since returning home I have been going door to door, helping the needy by raising money for some of our finest billionaires. The trickle down has already begun - you can see the hope shining in the eyes of them: the homeless bottle-collector who gave me 5 dollars and even offered me all his bottles, the woman in line at the temp labor office as she breastfeeds her twins, the 68-year old working his third shift at the greasy spoon who gave me his days tips - they know a better day is already trickling down upon them.

Am I pushing myself too hard? I don't know. All I know is that I'm only 30,000 dollars away from raising enough funds to give Bernard Madoff a well-earned vacation, and in the end, isn't that all that matters?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Help me kill the PTSD demons before they kill ME!

Ever since returning from Iraq........
What is going on, and what can I do. The doctors say I have PSTD, but if I admit that there's a problem, then the PSTD-demons will see my weakness and turn me into a reefer-smoking burnout like the rest of my generation! Help me!

Get some balls, Harvey! PTSD is a badge of courage to be worn proudly. Irrational anger and paranoia are not symptoms, they are the result of the lieberals taking over the government. Get a couple of assault rifles from the Landover gun store and get ready for the apocalypse! Or sneak into an encampment of skyclad siccans and do GOD'S work until your ammo runs out! After that, fix bayonets and take the fight to THEM!

We can't have any snivelers or shirkers now that the end of days will be here January 20th!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Help me kill the PTSD demons before they kill ME!

Listen here Harvy; I am on the front lines on the War of Terror everyday here in Iowa and do you hear me bitching? With all the goths, Democrats and terrorists out there I have to be my toes 24/7/365 days a year. Yet you don't see me biting my pillow because the going got tough.

I knew you weren't up to snuff when you took that cooshy job in Iraq Havey, hanging out in the Green Zone all safe and protected, but it time to get back to work. The Left has this country all screwed up with that Obama fellow they elected and there is a man's job to be done.

You can't retreat and hide in a shell from the world Harvy! Someone has to man the walls here at Freehold!

[Eugene Hackwith]

Re: Help me kill the PTSD demons before they kill ME!

Look, son, those head-shrinking doctors at the VA might say you have "PTSD" and probably want you to get on a whole mess of medication and start therapy, but you need to pull yourself up by the bootstraps and RE-ENTER REALITY. You don't need medication and sissy therapy, you need to wake up and thank Jesus Christ for letting you be born in the good old USA, where you can be cured of your demons with True Christian guidance.

[SUV]

Re: Help me kill the PTSD demons before they kill ME!

Why Brother Harvey! For Shame!!! And there I had been so attracted by your rather grand (Baptist) physique I might not have been able to refrain from Winkin' at you from time-to-time

I now rescind these Winks even if they turn my eyelids inside-out.

Suck it up, Soldier!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Help me kill the PTSD demons before they kill ME!

Quit your whining and get a grip on yourself!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Help me kill the PTSD demons before they kill ME!

Brother Harvey, cut this out and place it above your bed - I'm sure it will help:

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Help me kill the PTSD demons before they kill ME!

Yes, we do have to cast demons out of you. Otherwise, you'll soon demand that one of Landover's senior pastors "marry" you to your "domestic partner," Abdullah.