The cult of fat:

[Nobar King]

This is the member's tattoo for the cult of fat:


As you eat more hamburgers and your fat ass gets even fatter, the tattoo grows with you.



This cult has gained national acceptance in the U.S.A. and even has its members listed as disease sufferers to take advantage of state granted discrimination laws. IT'S ILLEGAL TO FIRE YOUR SECRETARY BECAUSE SHE'S TOO FAT. Maybe that's why so many companies have taken to adding gyms and exercise facilities to their campuses.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: The cult of fat:

As you eat more hamburgers and your fat ass gets even fatter, the tattoo grows with you.

So you start out with a WhopperJr., pork up to a Whopper Proper and then culminate to a Double Whopper. That's a lot of whopping ass.