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Hi Folks. As you know Im workin day and night (mostly night) down here tryin to bring the Latin Chica around to our way of thinking and Im finally gettin close with one. She works for me in the Cantina and has developed a work related problem, she does the tuesday afternoon matinee stuffin frogs up her culo and has developed rectal warts. Ive told her the washed in the blood of the lamb line but she says she s allready tried that, plus chicken,goat.pig and iguana blood. any help you could give me would be appreciated. Tuesday afternoons are slow without her. God bless and keep you all separate.
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Re: JUST HOW MUCH LEEWAY DO I HAVE ?
Maybe some cream from the doctor?BEHOLD!!!
THE BUS TO DAMNATION!
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Re: JUST HOW MUCH LEEWAY DO I HAVE ?
Obviously youve never seen Mexican rectal warts.Originally posted by Gregg Bayes View PostWrestling with Demons.
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I vaguely recall that Joan Crawford had a similar problem years ago, but it had something to do with lobsters.
In any event, prayer is always a good remedy.Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Shes tried praying to Mecca but every time she gets time she gets in the prayer position some pendejo puts dos pesos in her hand and proceeds to aggravate her problem. Nice hearin from you again.Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View PostWrestling with Demons.
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Brother, it is time to bail out on this.
Deuteronomy 28:61
Also every sickness and every plague, which is not written in this Book of the Law, will the LORD bring upon you until you are destroyed.
I did a double check for you, Mexican rectal warts are not written in the Bible. Thus, God is smiting her for her whoredom. Find a nice, white, Christian woman and settle down.
HUNTING ATHEISTS SINCE 1989.
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Re: JUST HOW MUCH LEEWAY DO I HAVE ?
She sounds like a harlot. Send her back to her father and find a new...um...wife.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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