More sanitary products for heathens...

[Kay Dee]

A new alternative to Satan's little cotton fingers is out there now, the mooncup. Even the name of this thing suggests pagan and wiccan influence...

http://www.mooncup.co.uk/

[OnYourKnees]

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A new alternative to Satan's little cotton fingers is out there now, the mooncup. Even the name of this thing suggests pagan and wiccan influence...

http://www.mooncup.co.uk/

Looks like Catlickers are abandoning wine in favor of something that will more readily mimic the Blood of Christ.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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There is a perfectly good reason that the Almighty Lord made our private parts unbearably stinky. He did it because he not want us to sin. He made the privates of human beings so foul smelling that getting close to them makes one's eyeballs roll to the back of our heads, so unbearably disgusting that our gag reflexes kick in causing us to vomit projectiles, and so hideously putrid and odiferous that our nervous systems shut down and we pass out for hours and need to be rushed to the emergency room for medical attention in the Intensive Care Unit because he loves us. At least that's what my wife Delores claims.

[eliot mayfield]

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That is disgusting! "moon cup"? Yeah, right. We know wiccidians drink blood and eat roasted babies. Now we know where they get that blood.

[eliot mayfield]

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http://www.mum.org/

This site ought to be banned. I can't believe the filth on it! If you click that link, have a bucket to throw up into handy!

[Brother Temperance]

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http://www.mum.org/

This site ought to be banned. I can't believe the filth on it! If you click that link, have a bucket to throw up into handy!

I think my computer's going to be unclean for at least a week now. Thanks a lot, eliot.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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If those hellbound trash followed the Bible and spent their time of separation in actual separation, they wouldn't need to use such things, nor would they need some homeress to tell them that they can "actually enjoy" their uncleanness. My wife has a lovely little place fixed up in the garden shed for her ladies' time.

[MapesInmate (On Moderation)]

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There is a perfectly good reason that the Almighty Lord made our private parts unbearably stinky. He did it because he not want us to sin. He made the privates of human beings so foul smelling that getting close to them makes one's eyeballs roll to the back of our heads, so unbearably disgusting that our gag reflexes kick in causing us to vomit projectiles, and so hideously putrid and odiferous that our nervous systems shut down and we pass out for hours and need to be rushed to the emergency room for medical attention in the Intensive Care Unit because he loves us. At least that's what my wife Delores claims.

They're not supposed to be that stinky, unless something is seriously wrong.

And cups? They're much more sanitary than tampons, and last longer. I wish they sold them here in the USA...

[MapesInmate (On Moderation)]

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If those hellbound trash followed the Bible and spent their time of separation in actual separation, they wouldn't need to use such things, nor would they need some homeress to tell them that they can "actually enjoy" their uncleanness. My wife has a lovely little place fixed up in the garden shed for her ladies' time.

You send your wife out to the shed during her period!??! You arse. Why not just, you know, be nice to her and perhaps cut her some slack?

[OnYourKnees]

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You send your wife out to the shed during her period!??! You arse. Why not just, you know, be nice to her and perhaps cut her some slack?

First of all, we'll thank you not to use such language on God's Favorite Forum. This is a Baptist Church forum, not some Brit Homer Hangout!

Second, good Brother MSTT is following the Bible, as all members of LBC do:

Leviticus 15:19
And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.

Women are to be put apart from others for seven days during their time of the month, as they are unclean.

Here at Landover Baptist Church, we follow ALL of God's Word, the Holy KJV1611 Bible. We don't pick and choose the convenient parts, like all the False Christians.

[SinisterPizza]

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The Mooncup can be cleaned in the same way as baby equipment: with sterilising fluid, or by boiling for five minutes in an open pan of water.

Yes, because boiling your Mooncup on the stove isn't going to look a little odd

[shert]

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There is a perfectly good reason that the Almighty Lord made our private parts unbearably stinky. He did it because he not want us to sin. He made the privates of human beings so foul smelling that getting close to them makes one's eyeballs roll to the back of our heads, so unbearably disgusting that our gag reflexes kick in causing us to vomit projectiles, and so hideously putrid and odiferous that our nervous systems shut down and we pass out for hours and need to be rushed to the emergency room for medical attention in the Intensive Care Unit because he loves us. At least that's what my wife Delores claims.

I think there is one right thing in your post, let me quote it: "At least that's what my wife Delores claims."

[BadAssButterfly (On Moderation)]

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There is a perfectly good reason that the Almighty Lord made our private parts unbearably stinky. He did it because he not want us to sin. He made the privates of human beings so foul smelling that getting close to them makes one's eyeballs roll to the back of our heads, so unbearably disgusting that our gag reflexes kick in causing us to vomit projectiles, and so hideously putrid and odiferous that our nervous systems shut down and we pass out for hours and need to be rushed to the emergency room for medical attention in the Intensive Care Unit because he loves us. At least that's what my wife Delores claims.

Try showering before coming to bed. Maybe the two of you could even shower together.

[BadAssButterfly (On Moderation)]

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They're not supposed to be that stinky, unless something is seriously wrong.

And cups? They're much more sanitary than tampons, and last longer. I wish they sold them here in the USA...

There are a few drugstores that carry them. You may have to call around to find one. I've used them, and while they take a bit of getting used to, they're just as comfortable as a tampon once you get them in place. You could always order online, no?

[BadAssButterfly (On Moderation)]

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Yes, because boiling your Mooncup on the stove isn't going to look a little odd

It doesn't have to be sterilized between uses, just washed with a bit of soap and hot water. Let's face it, a penis isn't exactly sterile when it goes into a vagina, now is it? It just needs to be clean.