Question about goths

[Ugly_Kid_Joe]

So as you know i'm 100% sure on everything that God wants me to do, yet.
That is why I came for advice.

In some places you see them more and more often: the evil goth kids.

I recently noticed they start consuming more and more razorblades.
Got me wondering, is it better to try to prevent them from getting those blades or is it better to encourage it so they can go to the eternal pit without soiling the planet that God provided us with?
I am quite confused.

Thank you for your advice.


Praise Jesus!

[JennyD]

Re: Question about goths

So as you know i'm 100% sure on everything that God wants me to do, yet.
That is why I came for advice.

In some places you see them more and more often: the evil goth kids.

I recently noticed they start consuming more and more razorblades.
Got me wondering, is it better to try to prevent them from getting those blades or is it better to encourage it so they can go to the eternal pit without soiling the planet that God provided us with?
I am quite confused.

Thank you for your advice.


Praise Jesus!

Indeed you are!

Are you sure they're goths?

If they're goths, they are using the razor blades to attack people to drink their blood, especially Christian babies. You should call the police!

However, emos like to cut themselves. Are you sure they're not emos?

[Ugly_Kid_Joe]

Re: Question about goths

Dear Sister,

I really dont know. I cant stand looking at them and I always keep my distance, just in case. So it is quite hard to identify them.

They did use make up and had a weird hair style. One of them looked like it wanted to attack me though. I guess since they cut themselves (they also seem to do this in groups) they have got to be from the evil emo tribe.

I think you may be right. They cry and make poems about how they hate the world God created. That seems to be a trademark the emo filth uses.

What should I do now?

[Brother Demonslayer]

Re: Question about goths

Dear Sister,

I really dont know. I cant stand looking at them and I always keep my distance, just in case. So it is quite hard to identify them.

They did use make up and had a weird hair style. One of them looked like it wanted to attack me though. I guess since they cut themselves (they also seem to do this in groups) they have got to be from the evil emo tribe.

I think you may be right. They cry and make poems about how they hate the world God created. That seems to be a trademark the emo filth uses.

What should I do now?

Rebuke them, Brother!
Do not even acknowledge their Satanic lifestyle.
Instead, hold your Bible close to your heart, pray to the Good Lord that they not infect you with their evil, and as the Sister said, call th police.
I pray the police in your community act quickly.
Good luck, Brother.

[Max Bayes]

Re: Question about goths

I'd say you should aid God's work. Obviously, he is trying his hardest to rid the Earth of such foul creatures by convincing them to shorten their own lifespan. Some observers would say that this could be Satan, but not so. Satan would want these hellspawn to run a mock, and cause as much trouble as they can. God gave them a razorblade obsession to counteract this. All you need to do is to lace their razorblade with an anti-coagulent. It basically stops a wound from healing. You should be able to get some from your local pharmacy, although, I would suggest sourcing it from the following bad-boy, just to make sure you get the goths.

[Ugly_Kid_Joe]

Re: Question about goths

Thank you!

I think I know what to do now when I find out which place they use as headquarters where they think of their evil plans
Means I have to go out at night though if they turn out to be Goths. They cant stand daylight.

By the way, did you know that the gothic and emo women actually have the right to command the boys in their group? It is outrageous!

I am so glad that you can show me the way of of the Lord!
Hopefully I am well on my way to be saved! Thank you so much.
I will thank the Lord for showing me the path to this place!

Praise Jesus!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Question about goths

I have a question about goths: who cares? Why would anyone voluntarily choose to discuss goths when they could be discussing Jesus or the Holy Spirit?

[Ugly_Kid_Joe]

Re: Question about goths

Because it is a problem.
Clearly you have never seen the condition Europe is in.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Question about goths

If they are emos then the best thing to do is make sure they stop slicing themselves. It's quite wrong to live in pain and turmoil, randomly hacking yourself up.
This is what you do for them. Encourage the emos to cut the right way.