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  • Ugly_Kid_Joe
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2009
    • 272

    #1

    Question about goths

    So as you know i'm 100% sure on everything that God wants me to do, yet.
    That is why I came for advice.

    In some places you see them more and more often: the evil goth kids.

    I recently noticed they start consuming more and more razorblades.
    Got me wondering, is it better to try to prevent them from getting those blades or is it better to encourage it so they can go to the eternal pit without soiling the planet that God provided us with?
    I am quite confused.

    Thank you for your advice.


    Praise Jesus!
  • JennyD
    Honorary True Christian™
    Sweet Placid Sister
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 9567

    #2
    Re: Question about goths

    Originally posted by Ugly_Kid_Joe View Post
    So as you know i'm 100% sure on everything that God wants me to do, yet.
    That is why I came for advice.

    In some places you see them more and more often: the evil goth kids.

    I recently noticed they start consuming more and more razorblades.
    Got me wondering, is it better to try to prevent them from getting those blades or is it better to encourage it so they can go to the eternal pit without soiling the planet that God provided us with?
    I am quite confused.

    Thank you for your advice.


    Praise Jesus!
    Indeed you are!

    Are you sure they're goths?

    If they're goths, they are using the razor blades to attack people to drink their blood, especially Christian babies. You should call the police!

    However, emos like to cut themselves. Are you sure they're not emos?
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    • Ugly_Kid_Joe
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2009
      • 272

      #3
      Re: Question about goths

      Dear Sister,

      I really dont know. I cant stand looking at them and I always keep my distance, just in case. So it is quite hard to identify them.

      They did use make up and had a weird hair style. One of them looked like it wanted to attack me though. I guess since they cut themselves (they also seem to do this in groups) they have got to be from the evil emo tribe.

      I think you may be right. They cry and make poems about how they hate the world God created. That seems to be a trademark the emo filth uses.

      What should I do now?

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      • Brother Demonslayer
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Apr 2009
        • 8

        #4
        Re: Question about goths

        Originally posted by Ugly_Kid_Joe View Post
        Dear Sister,

        I really dont know. I cant stand looking at them and I always keep my distance, just in case. So it is quite hard to identify them.

        They did use make up and had a weird hair style. One of them looked like it wanted to attack me though. I guess since they cut themselves (they also seem to do this in groups) they have got to be from the evil emo tribe.

        I think you may be right. They cry and make poems about how they hate the world God created. That seems to be a trademark the emo filth uses.

        What should I do now?
        Rebuke them, Brother!
        Do not even acknowledge their Satanic lifestyle.
        Instead, hold your Bible close to your heart, pray to the Good Lord that they not infect you with their evil, and as the Sister said, call th police.
        I pray the police in your community act quickly.
        Good luck, Brother.
        Save me from the Godless UK!

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        • Max Bayes
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2009
          • 302

          #5
          Re: Question about goths

          I'd say you should aid God's work. Obviously, he is trying his hardest to rid the Earth of such foul creatures by convincing them to shorten their own lifespan. Some observers would say that this could be Satan, but not so. Satan would want these hellspawn to run a mock, and cause as much trouble as they can. God gave them a razorblade obsession to counteract this. All you need to do is to lace their razorblade with an anti-coagulent. It basically stops a wound from healing. You should be able to get some from your local pharmacy, although, I would suggest sourcing it from the following bad-boy, just to make sure you get the goths.

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          • Ugly_Kid_Joe
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2009
            • 272

            #6
            Re: Question about goths

            Thank you!

            I think I know what to do now when I find out which place they use as headquarters where they think of their evil plans
            Means I have to go out at night though if they turn out to be Goths. They cant stand daylight.

            By the way, did you know that the gothic and emo women actually have the right to command the boys in their group? It is outrageous!

            I am so glad that you can show me the way of of the Lord!
            Hopefully I am well on my way to be saved! Thank you so much.
            I will thank the Lord for showing me the path to this place!

            Praise Jesus!

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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621

              #7
              Re: Question about goths

              I have a question about goths: who cares? Why would anyone voluntarily choose to discuss goths when they could be discussing Jesus or the Holy Spirit?
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • Ugly_Kid_Joe
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2009
                • 272

                #8
                Re: Question about goths

                Because it is a problem.
                Clearly you have never seen the condition Europe is in.

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                • Nurse Clampett
                  Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                  Forum Member
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 974

                  #9
                  Re: Question about goths

                  If they are emos then the best thing to do is make sure they stop slicing themselves. It's quite wrong to live in pain and turmoil, randomly hacking yourself up.
                  This is what you do for them. Encourage the emos to cut the right way.
                  Luke 5:31
                  And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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