[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Deciphering Sinner-speak

...doesnt "think for yourself" mean the opposite of "believe whatever i believe?"

You would think, but the unSaved tards who always say it never really mean it. They always throw that accusation out because they hate God so much, they think everyone should and when someone doesn't hate God, they think we must have been kidnapped and brainwashed instead of finding Jesus on our own.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Deciphering Sinner-speak

"Moppets" - "I'm an AIDS-ridden Sodomite who is so afraid of failing with women that I'd rather pretend to be one and commit abominations."

Pagan - Worships Satan just like a Wiccan, but thinks by not calling themselves a witch they might somehow be safe.

"Jesus loves everyone!" - "Byyyyye... bullllllll? What's a 'Bible'?"

[mollychu]

Re: Deciphering Sinner-speak

Why do you reject Jesus?

i dont think i ever mentioned anything about rejecting jesus.... xD

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Deciphering Sinner-speak

i dont think i ever mentioned anything about rejecting Jesus.... xD

You're not a True Christian™, and you derail our threads. If that's not rejecting Jesus, I don't know what is.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Deciphering Sinner-speak

"If only one person will read my words and open their mind..." (or words to that effect, and often misspelled) - "I'm going to spout the same nonsense that dozens of sinners have spewed out before me, but because I haven't bothered to actually read any of the threads, I think my half-baked, poorly constructed 'arguments' are original and will succeed in finally pulling someone away from God!"

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Deciphering Sinner-speak

San Francisco — Sodom

New Orleans — Gomorrah

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Deciphering Sinner-speak

The ACLU believes ....

Voters in the blue states believe ....

Educated people believe ....

All of these things are used to mean, "The devil wants you to believe ...."