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  • Help!! I need True Christian advice!!

    Brothers, Sisters, Pastors, I am need of help. I will be as brief as possible.

    My sister married a Joo against the will of my father 20 years ago. She recently befriended a wealthy Negro of no visible means of support. My Joo brother in law died two weeks ago of a mysterious illness. The Joo was the owner of a liquor distribution company and as Joos tend to be, he was very wealthy. He was in good health until he suddenly developed headaches, light headedness, and extreme stomach pains. He died a few weeks after these symptoms occurred. My sister had him immediately cremated.

    My sister was distressed when she learned that her husband willed the lucrative liquor business to his Joo nephew. She did receive a large dollar inheritance, but not the business.

    In her distress she asked me to take her two children under my wing. Both have been raised as Joos against Hebrew Law which dictates that Jooness comes only through the mother.

    Here’s my dilemma. The elder of her two children is up for Bar Mitzvah and I don't think the Joo Rabbai is aware of the circumstances of his birth. My sister is living in sin with this Negro of substantial wealth with no visible means of support.

    I am my sister’s only living male relative. I am a True Christian and wish to exercise what authority over the situation I have, but I am uncertain where my authority lies. What Biblical authority, if any, do I have over my sister, my niece, and nephew? I would like to enshackle, imprison, beat allow my sister to live in my home until she comes to her senses. As for my nephew I would like to beat him into submission lead him to True Christianity. I am unsure in Biblical terms where my responsibility and authority lies.

    I am a True Christian, but not as learned in the Bible as the Gentle Pastors. Can any of you True Christians and Gentle Pastors offer any guidance?

    Yours in Christ
    Brother Lazarus
    In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

  • #2
    Re: Help!! I need True Christian advice!!

    Why would the kid have a Bar Mitzvah if he's not even a Jew?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: Help!! I need True Christian advice!!

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      Why would the kid have a Bar Mitzvah if he's not even a Jew?
      The kid is not by Joo by Law a Hebrew, but the Rabbi is unaware of the circumstances of his birth.

      Yours in Christ
      Brother Lazarus
      In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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        Re: Help!! I need True Christian advice!!

        There is no excuse to allow the children to behave like Jews anymore. It was wrong of your sister to deny her father's will (see 5th Commandment) and to marry unsaved Jew trash. (2 Corinthians 6:14)

        You should teach the children the truth about GOD and JESUS, and make them into decent, upright True Christian soldiers for CHRIST!

        I suggest you go through their belongings and throw out any Jew paraphernalia they are hiding and burn any of those little hats they wear. Jewism is a lifestyle choice, just like homosexuality or vegetarianism, and they can unlearn what they were indoctrinated with.

        Start them reading the REAL Bible and have them study Chick tracts. Soon they will see the error of their ways and confess CHRIST as their personal LORD AND SAVIOR!

        (Of course this means any nonsense about a Bar Mitzvah is out of the question! Cut off contact with all the Jewish family members!)
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        • #5
          Re: Help!! I need True Christian advice!!

          Brother Lazarus, your sister is as hellbound as any witch or sodomite on earth. Unless she repents of her miscenegation (see Genesis 24:3, Genesis 28:1, Exodus 34:12-16; Deuteronomy 7:3,4, Joshua 23:12, Exodus 34:16; Deuteronomy 7:4; Joshua 23:12,13, and Judges 3:6,7) right NOW, there is no hope for her.

          Plus, she's got joo all over her.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: Help!! I need True Christian advice!!

            From the advice I'm getting it appears I am entitled to apply discipline as needed to assist my sister and her offspring in turning her their lives around.

            So far I have quarantined them in separate bedrooms in the house. The doors are kept chained shut and the windows now have bars and are boarded over. They are unable to communicate. This avoids possible plots against me.

            The only object they are allowed to have is a KJV1611, which of course they have been ordered to read. They have assigned chapters to study each day. They are each quizzed in the evening. Incorrect answers are answered back with swift and painful corporal punishment. More than one missed question and they do not receive dinner.

            So far I view the results as positive. They now fear me. My goal is to redirect that fear of me into a healthy fear of God.

            I'm still having some issues with the wealthy Negro with no visible means of support. He keeps coming around in his Lexus SUV with the heavily tinted windows and the wheel spinners. Each time he attempts to visit his precious Lexus has a few more bullets holes in it. He has never had the courage to get out of the vehicle. Hopefully this repetition will result in proper training and he will stop coming here. Heck, it works on rats, I'm hoping it works on Negros.

            I'll keep you posted on further developments!

            Yours in Christ
            Brother lazarus
            In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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