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  • redhudd
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • May 2009
    • 2

    #1

    Is god real? PLEASE HELP

    Ok, so i've been with god all of my life, my mother is very very unsupportive of my belief in god. i know god is real but my mom says he isnt and he is fake.
    so i've been beliving god no matter what my mom says and one day i was digging in the backyard and i started to stubble upon some bones. at first i stoped and thought it was human but it looked to small so i took over and started to carefully undig and i uncovered all the bones and it made a animal shape like the picture below. i showed my mom and she said that it was proof that god do not exist! please help, what is this bone animal thing i know evolution is fake! but im losing my mind, what is this "dinosaur"?

    it look like this pic i found but a little bit smaller, is the devil trying to get me to stop beleiveing in god? i took it too VERY religious person who specialisises in human and animal bones, and he said that the bone was indeed real but he didnt know what type of animal it could be. PLEASE HELP!!
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Is god real? PLEASE HELP

    If you want to bowdown to a plater skeleton of some dog who died in the desert a few years ago, be my guest. True Christians(tm) know better.

    Take a look at THIS.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • redhudd
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • May 2009
      • 2

      #3
      Re: Is god real? PLEASE HELP

      oh alright thanks bro

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Is god real? PLEASE HELP

        I am not your "bro," and we do not allow 15 year olds to post on God's favorite forum.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • adosdrummer
          Unsaved trash
          • May 2009
          • 54

          #5
          Re: Is god real? PLEASE HELP

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          I am not your "bro," and we do not allow 15 year olds to post on God's favorite forum.
          we are all brothers and sisters in christ.

          he was looking for help and direction. u pushed him away. i see alot of that happening here.
          this is hardly gods favorite forum.
          are u bringing people closer to god? directing them into a deeper relationship with Jesus? i see not. uv lost just about everysoul that has come upon your doorstep.
          u care about your fancy church that seems to take a check book and a quite mouth who will except every falsehood u tell them to join.
          this church, or website is a stumbling block.
          Its not a religion, its a relationship

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          • Talitha
            Deaconess
            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2026
            • 15118

            #6
            Re: Is god real? PLEASE HELP

            Originally posted by adosdrummer View Post
            we are all brothers and sisters in christ.

            he was looking for help and direction. u pushed him away. i see alot of that happening here.
            this is hardly gods favorite forum.
            are u bringing people closer to god? directing them into a deeper relationship with Jesus? i see not. uv lost just about everysoul that has come upon your doorstep.
            u care about your fancy church that seems to take a check book and a quite mouth who will except every falsehood u tell them to join.
            this church, or website is a stumbling block.
            We are everything that Jesus tells us to be.
            If we turned him away it was because out Terms and conditions state that those under 18 shall have to wait before finding their Salvation through these Boards.
            God Bless.

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • Capt. Aaron Portway
              One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
              Salvation from Above
              God's Favorite Pilot™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2008
              • 6309

              #7
              Re: Is god real? PLEASE HELP

              Originally posted by adosdrummer View Post
              we are all brothers and sisters in christ.

              he was looking for help and direction. u pushed him away. i see alot of that happening here.
              this is hardly gods favorite forum.
              are u bringing people closer to god? directing them into a deeper relationship with Jesus? i see not. uv lost just about everysoul that has come upon your doorstep.
              u care about your fancy church that seems to take a check book and a quite mouth who will except every falsehood u tell them to join.
              this church, or website is a stumbling block.
              You are an illiterate retard. Why should we care what you think?
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              God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



              Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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              • adosdrummer
                Unsaved trash
                • May 2009
                • 54

                #8
                Re: Is god real? PLEASE HELP

                Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                You are an illiterate retard. Why should we care what you think?
                judging and name calling. soo godly u are sir.
                thank u Jesus that I have a real Godly man as a Preacher and mentor!
                Its not a religion, its a relationship

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                • adosdrummer
                  Unsaved trash
                  • May 2009
                  • 54

                  #9
                  Re: Is god real? PLEASE HELP

                  Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                  We are everything that Jesus tells us to be.
                  If we turned him away it was because out Terms and conditions state that those under 18 shall have to wait before finding their Salvation through these Boards.
                  God Bless.
                  You are correct sister, it is in the terms and conditions. May he find all he needs in Jesus and more.
                  Its not a religion, its a relationship

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                  • Professor Bessemer
                    Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                    Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                    Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2009
                    • 2952

                    #10
                    Re: Is god real? PLEASE HELP

                    Originally posted by adosdrummer View Post
                    we are all brothers and sisters in christ.

                    he was looking for help and direction. u pushed him away. i see alot of that happening here.
                    this is hardly gods favorite forum.
                    are u bringing people closer to god? directing them into a deeper relationship with Jesus? i see not. uv lost just about everysoul that has come upon your doorstep.
                    u care about your fancy church that seems to take a check book and a quite mouth who will except every falsehood u tell them to join.
                    this church, or website is a stumbling block.
                    As Sister Talitha pointed out, if our Admins find out that you are underage, thay are required by law to ban you. And you'll have to excuse Brother Portway, he gets very upset when people are too lazy to use their shift key.

                    You see, laziness, or slothfullness as it is called in the KJAV 1611 Bible, displeases the Lord.

                    The way of the slothful man is as an hedge of thorns: but the way of the righteous is made plain. Proverbs 15:19


                    There are many more examples, just in Proverbs. So if it isn't too much trouble, please endeavor to use you shift key and proper english on our forum.
                    Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                    Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                    Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                    • Capt. Aaron Portway
                      One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                      Salvation from Above
                      God's Favorite Pilot™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 6309

                      #11
                      Re: Is god real? PLEASE HELP

                      Originally posted by adosdrummer View Post
                      judging and name calling. soo godly u are sir.
                      thank u Jesus that I have a real Godly man as a Preacher and mentor!
                      Do I detect a bit of sarcasm from you missy? Typical. We are trying to help bring you to God, and you don't even care to capitalize His name. Show some respect to us and to God by putting in that little extra bit of effort to hit your shift bar now and then.

                      I may have been a bit rash, but you would not believe the number of Unsaved trash that wander in here using the internet equivalent of Gullah on our Godly boards!
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                      Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                      God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                      Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                      • adosdrummer
                        Unsaved trash
                        • May 2009
                        • 54

                        #12
                        Re: Is god real? PLEASE HELP

                        Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                        As Sister Talitha pointed out, if our Admins find out that you are underage, thay are required by law to ban you. And you'll have to excuse Brother Portway, he gets very upset when people are too lazy to use their shift key.

                        You see, laziness, or slothfullness as it is called in the KJAV 1611 Bible, displeases the Lord.



                        There are many more examples, just in Proverbs. So if it isn't too much trouble, please endeavor to use you shift key and proper english on our forum.
                        Yes Sir, thank you for the scripture. I will make more effort in my spelling for my visit here.
                        Its not a religion, its a relationship

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                        • adosdrummer
                          Unsaved trash
                          • May 2009
                          • 54

                          #13
                          Re: Is god real? PLEASE HELP

                          Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                          Do I detect a bit of sarcasm from you missy? Typical. We are trying to help bring you to God, and you don't even care to capitalize His name. Show some respect to us and to God by putting in that little extra bit of effort to hit your shift bar now and then.

                          I may have been a bit rash, but you would not believe the number of Unsaved trash that wander in here using the internet equivalent of Gullah on our Godly boards!
                          The name is Jesse Sir, and im a male. You have a point, I will make more of an effort. This keyboard is giveing me problems.
                          I mean no dissrespect to the lover of my soul. If it disspleases my God that I did not capatalize His name then I shall repent and turn away from that sin.
                          Its not a religion, its a relationship

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                          • Talitha
                            Deaconess
                            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2026
                            • 15118

                            #14
                            Re: Is god real? PLEASE HELP

                            Originally posted by adosdrummer View Post
                            The name is Jesse Sir, and im a male. You have a point, I will make more of an effort. This keyboard is giveing me problems.
                            I mean no dissrespect to the lover of my soul. If it disspleases my God that I did not capatalize His name then I shall repent and turn away from that sin.
                            Jesse, I think you should apologize to the Lord here and now on these very Boards.
                            It was here that you showed such disrespect after all.

                            Sister Talitha

                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                            • Capt. Aaron Portway
                              One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                              Salvation from Above
                              God's Favorite Pilot™
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 6309

                              #15
                              Re: Is god real? PLEASE HELP

                              Well, I can't speak for God, but I would certainly guess that He would prefer His Name and all references to He and His Son to be capitalized. God bless you, and sorry for thinking you were a girl. I'm not sure where I got that idea.
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                              Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                              God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                              Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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