Confused About Me

[MarysLittleLamb]

Hi everyone,

I am having some problems lately. See every time I go to college, one of my classes involves having to shower. I have noticed lately, that when I shower with other guys, I can't help but feel all tingly inside. Is this normal? When I go home at night, I try not to think about it, but sometimes I am awoken with my hand down my pants. I have tried everything to stop, I pray constantly for God to help me. What more can I do? I am not a fag, but I might like boys?

God bless.

[MrMannnly]

Re: Confused About Me

Hi everyone,

I am having some problems lately. See every time I go to college, one of my classes involves having to shower. I have noticed lately, that when I shower with other guys, I can't help but feel all tingly inside. Is this normal? When I go home at night, I try not to think about it, but sometimes I am awoken with my hand down my pants. I have tried everything to stop, I pray constantly for God to help me. What more can I do? I am not a fag, but I might like boys?

God bless.

It is occasions like these that all mennn must turn to God for a helping hand. I'm sure that every Pastor feels your pain and wants nothing more but to relieve you of your urges. I suggest that you turn this issue over to God via a Pastor, and I personally suggest Pastor Exekiel for a kind, gentle hand to help you through this rough time.

I am, however, a little confused by this statement: "I am not a fag, but I might like boys?" Let's not be mistaken here: IF YOU LIKE BOYS, YOU ARE A FAG. No pussy-footing around the issue.

[MarysLittleLamb]

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Will the pastor provide me with a soft stroking hand or a hard stern hand?

[Nobar King]

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Which would motivate you more to be a better person?

[JennyD]

Re: Confused About Me

Hi everyone,

I am having some problems lately. See every time I go to college, one of my classes involves having to shower. I have noticed lately, that when I shower with other guys, I can't help but feel all tingly inside. Is this normal? When I go home at night, I try not to think about it, but sometimes I am awoken with my hand down my pants. I have tried everything to stop, I pray constantly for God to help me. What more can I do? I am not a fag, but I might like boys?

God bless.

Have you considered Betty Bowers' Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals program? It certainly sounds like you've got pre-sodomite tendencies. Or perhaps a tape worm.

I understand the electroconvulsive therapy Mrs. Bowers uses works just as well on either problem.

The "Straight 4 Jesus" forum is dedicated to helping sodomites and pre-sodomites like you become ex-gays who might just make it to Heaven someday!

[Meek and Humble]

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You should probably visit an exorcist (but not one of the Catholic kinds, they likely will just try to make you into an even bigger homer).

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Confused About Me

Hi everyone,

I am having some problems lately. See every time I go to college, one of my classes involves having to shower. I have noticed lately, that when I shower with other guys, I can't help but feel all tingly inside. Is this normal? When I go home at night, I try not to think about it, but sometimes I am awoken with my hand down my pants. I have tried everything to stop, I pray constantly for God to help me. What more can I do? I am not a fag, but I might like boys?

God bless.

Clearly you are a fag. Maybe you want to stop that behavior before Jesus kills you for it by giving you the AIDS.

[Abraham]

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You are definitely a fag if you choose to shower with guys instead of waiting until you get home. The only time you should ever think of potentially exposing yourself outside of your home is in the privacy of a bathroom stall. Urinals and communal showers were created by liberals to give fags an excuse to stare out our young men's unmentionables. The very liberals that built the college your attending I'm sure.

Turn away from your wicked ways or you'll be flaming in a much more uncomfortable way for eternity I promise you.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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You are definitely a fag if you choose to shower with guys instead of waiting until you get home. The only time you should ever think of potentially exposing yourself outside of your home is in the privacy of a bathroom stall. Urinals and communal showers were created by liberals to give fags an excuse to stare out our young men's unmentionables. The very liberals that built the college your attending I'm sure.

Turn away from your wicked ways or you'll be flaming in a much more uncomfortable way for eternity I promise you.

Have you seen THESE, friend?

Warning: preceding image should not have been viewed by women or men weak in the faith.

As if we didn't need more proof of how homosexual they are over there in Europe, we now have PUBLIC urination not only legal, but ENCOURAGED! In fact, I suspect that these are nothing by glorified "glory holes" -- one person enters on one side, puts his *thing* through the hole and a homo on the other side tickles it. It's sickening, and thank the Lord that they haven't spread to God's America yet!

[Abraham]

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That is beyond horrifying.

[gulliblegodmocker]

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Clearly you are a fag. Maybe you want to stop that behavior before Jesus kills you for it by giving you the AIDS.

yeah, like he gave me the aids virus for using the needle

[Abraham]

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yeah, like he gave me the aids virus for using the needle

Wide is the path of destruction. I pray you find a decent vein so you can overdose.

[Joie the Tool]

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Wide is the path of destruction. I pray you find a decent vein so you can overdose.

You will pray that? Lmao wtf is wrong with you?

[Meek and Humble]

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Mr Tool, why are you persecuting us True Christians (tm)?

[Nurse Clampett]

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You will pray that? Lmao wtf is wrong with you?

Brother Abe was demonstrating Christian compassion by praying the faggot dies of an over dose rather than the AIDS. Have you ever seen a person die of AIDS? It's quite horrible.
Quit being so hateful.