[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

In the new teenage generation, NO ONE has read the bible. If they have, their parents made them read it when they were like 5, and they forgot what it said. The bible isn't popular anymore. It's out of date and over-rated.

This from a self-admitted compulsive liar.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Instead, you believe a book full of stories that you have no idea were even true? How ironic. Any person with intelligence knows that living things can't be created from dirt. This was proven way back in the 1800s. I think you need to wake up and smell the 21st century.

God can create living things from dust. According to you, living things were created from nothing. Isn't that siller than saying God created them?

[Enobarbus]

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Really? Harry Potter has been used by millions of people as a moral guide for the last 2000 years, has it? Pastor Al didn't say "the most popular book with unimportant snot-nosed brats that no-one cares about", he said "the most popular book on earth." Why, more people have probably read the Little Red Book than Harry Potter (although having said that, the two are virtually identical), and that was written by a chink, so that's you told.

The all-time best seller is of course the Bible, with Shakespeare a distant second. Harry Potter and 'best sellers' of that nature have a transitory popularity, but never last.

[Crazy Cat Lady]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Goths are horrible and scary. When kitties become goths, it's very, very scary. For example:

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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That's not a cat. That's clearly a panther. Well, it still is of the cat family but you were, I'm guessing, referring to domestic cats.

And black cats hardly 'become gothic', they can't help the color of their fur. Sheesh.

[Ixi]

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That's not a cat. That's clearly a panther. Well, it still is of the cat family but you were, I'm guessing, referring to domestic cats.

And black cats hardly 'become gothic', they can't help the color of their fur. Sheesh.

Yeah cat lady, cats are cats, I don't think I ever heard of a gothic cat.

[Enobarbus]

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Molecules are made up of cells.

Horsefeathers! Molecules are certainly not made up of cells. And this is off the top of my head too, but I know my 3rd form chemistry. Cells are made of millions of molecules.

Goodness, gracious, me. Such ignorance.

[Enobarbus]

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Cells make up molecules. Bacteria is a unicellular organism. Either way it disproves god.

Like the blazes they do. The basic building blocks are atoms (which can be split into smaller particles, but we won't go there right now). A number of atoms combined makes a molecule that makes most elements.

The water molecule is H2O -- two atoms of hydrogen to one of oxygen. Cells are very complex organic chemistry structures that are made up of millions of molecules. A cell will have many different compounds in it -- each with its own molecules.

You do not have any college scholarships, you fibbing little harlot: you are much too ignorant for that.

[hellion]

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Like the blazes they do. The basic building blocks are atoms (which can be split into smaller particles, but we won't go there right now). A number of atoms combined makes a molecule that makes most elements.

The water molecule is H2O -- two atoms of hydrogen to one of oxygen. Cells are very complex organic chemistry structures that are made up of millions of molecules. A cell will have many different compounds in it -- each with its own molecules.

You do not have any college scholarships, you fibbing little harlot: you are much too ignorant for that.

Yeah, I believe we've already discussed this, like a long time ago. Where have you been?

[hellion]

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Horsefeathers! Molecules are certainly not made up of cells. And this is off the top of my head too, but I know my 3rd form chemistry. Cells are made of millions of molecules.

Goodness, gracious, me. Such ignorance.

There you go with the 'horsefeathers' again! What the Hell?

[Enobarbus]

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Yeah, I believe we've already discussed this, like a long time ago. Where have you been?

Discussed what? Is this another gracious admission on your part that you are completely wrong?

I thought you said that molecules were made up of cells? Didn't you?

[Enobarbus]

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There you go with the 'horsefeathers' again! What the Hell?

Horsefeathers = bullswool. The term as been corrupted these days to an unChristian term. But you're full of it.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I thought you said that molecules were made up of cells? Didn't you?

Yes, she did. I heard her. I suspect she is one of Icky's cellmates in JV.

[Ixi]

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Yes, she did. I heard her. I suspect she is one of Icky's cellmates in JV.

Bull shit. I don't even know Hellion.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Bull shit. I don't even know Hellion.

OK, maybe she is not in JV with you. But she is certainly on the fast track to HELL with you if you don't wise up to JESUS.