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  • Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!

    Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may
    have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure
    and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to
    participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds
    into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek
    immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental
    guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the
    following are applicable to your child:

    1-Frequently wears black clothing. A lot of people wear black. Mabye they just like the color...
    2-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. There are Christian bands. Ever heard of Relient-K? (Don't get me wrong, I don't like them)
    3-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. Yet again, maybe they just like the color.
    4-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
    reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
    Satanic worshipping symbols.Pentagrams and pentacles are of Wiccan nature, unless they are reversed. And an ankh is the Egyptian symbol of life and eternity, widely know and used by some Christian churches.
    5-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. A lot of people have piercings or tattoos. That doesn't make them gothic.
    6-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
    (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against
    the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) Just because you listen to a certain music, doesn't mean you have to believe it. I like a few Marilyn Manson songs, and I'm not goth.
    7-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
    eccentrically. Yet again, just because you listen to them or associate with them in any way, doesn't make you them. You can hang out with everyone, yet only be yourself.
    8-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
    Bible, prayer, church or sports. There are non-Christian normal people, and there are Christian goths who read the Bible and pray. And not everyone likes sports.
    9-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
    witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. Being interested in something, doesn't make said person a part of something. Only if you act upon desires and become said person, are you actually becoming a part of something. Also, there are Satanists, suicidals, Occultists, and Witches who are all normal in appearance and in interaction. And there are Christian Witches, magicians, suicidals, etc...
    10-Takes drugs.
    11-Drinks alcohol. Not all goths do drugs or drink.
    12-Is suicidal and/or depressed.[color]Not all goths are depressed or suicidal.[/color]
    13-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
    (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God
    and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
    mental health center.) Not all goths cut themself. A lot of non-goths do. LaVeyen Satanists do not believe in self mutilatoin, but rather worshipping oneself.
    14-Complains of boredom. So...
    15-Sleeps too excessively or too little. And your poit is?
    16-Is excessively awake during the night. Some people work at night. Kids like to stay out with their friends.
    17-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
    vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) Some people (in very rare cases) are allergic to UV rays or are easily burned and avoid sunlight for medical reasons.
    18-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. Not everyone is a people person.
    19-Spends large amounts of time alone. See above.
    20-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child
    may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) Or maybe so they can talk to their friends. Or maybe so they sleep. Ever thought of that? Where are you getting this from?
    21-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
    adult. They're kids. What do you expect?
    22-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders
    are but a few examples of this. How does that make them goth?
    23-Misbehaves at school.
    24-Misbehaves at home.
    25-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of
    this. You mean Count Chocula? What, just because you like chocolate, you must be goth?
    26-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
    believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and
    should be stopped immediately.) Satanists don't drink blood. If your kid is drinking blood, it doesn't make them goth. That is usually related to dumb kids who think they are Satanic, yet know nothing about it.
    27-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
    (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) And what might those be? ...
    28-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing
    nature. And this makes you goth, how? What about games like Metal Gear? It is violent, yet has nothing in the gothic nature.
    29-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
    computer. Like you don't...
    30-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. It's called headbanging. It has nothing to do with Satanism and is not directly related to goths. Some goths may headbang, some don't. Some non-goths headbang, some don't.
    31-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. So.
    32-Expresses an interest in sex. Hormones....
    33-Masturbates. It's natural. Trust me.
    34-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. How does that associate with goths in a direct way?
    35-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
    Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. Buddhism is about nothing but peace and loving kindness. How could it possibly be dangerous?
    36-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
    phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
    37-Claims to be a goth.

    If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene
    immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it.
    If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental
    health center.
    Interesting...I had atleast ten. And I'm not in the least bit gothic.

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    • Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

      Originally posted by Myers View Post
      Interesting...I had atleast ten. And I'm not in the least bit gothic.
      Your denials notwithstanding, Jesus is not happy with your attitude boy. Especially the part where you encourage masturbation. That is a slippery slope to homersexuralism, which Jesus hates bigtime.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Your denials notwithstanding, Jesus is not happy with your attitude boy. Especially the part where you encourage masturbation. That is a slippery slope to homersexuralism, which Jesus hates bigtime.
        Exactly, good Pastor.

        After all, what kind of a disgusting man touches a man's private parts?
        You know the answer to that, don't you Myers!?
        A homersexual is the one doing it!

        When you touch yourself "down there".. You're basically training for future homersexual encounters.
        And boy, let me tell you, God HATES fags! (Leviticus 20:13)
        Don't fall for the lieberal crap that God loves everyone, God is a consuming fire, a jealous God (Deuteronomy 4:24) who does not at all aquit the wicked.. (Nahum 1:3)

        If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination:
        They shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
        Leviticus 20:13

        For the LORD thy God is a consuming fire, even a jealous God.
        Deuteronomy 4:24

        The LORD is slow to anger, and great in power, and will not at all acquit the wicked:
        The LORD hath his way in the whirlwind and in the storm, and the clouds are the dust of his feet.
        Nahum 1:3
        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
        Proverbs 9:12-13

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        • Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Your denials notwithstanding, Jesus is not happy with your attitude boy. Especially the part where you encourage masturbation. That is a slippery slope to homersexuralism, which Jesus hates bigtime.
          How is masturbating homosexual? Of course if you're thinking of the same sex while you're masturbating may imply homosexualism. There's nothing wrong with it. Nor does it make you gay.

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          • Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

            Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
            Exactly, good Pastor.

            After all, what kind of a disgusting man touches a man's private parts?
            You know the answer to that, don't you Myers!?
            A homersexual is the one doing it!

            When you touch yourself "down there".. You're basically training for future homersexual encounters.
            And boy, let me tell you, God HATES fags! (Leviticus 20:13)
            Don't fall for the lieberal crap that God loves everyone, God is a consuming fire, a jealous God (Deuteronomy 4:24) who does not at all aquit the wicked.. (Nahum 1:3)

            If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination:
            They shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
            Leviticus 20:13

            For the LORD thy God is a consuming fire, even a jealous God.
            Deuteronomy 4:24

            The LORD is slow to anger, and great in power, and will not at all acquit the wicked:
            The LORD hath his way in the whirlwind and in the storm, and the clouds are the dust of his feet.
            Nahum 1:3
            You go to the bathroom, don't you? You're eventually going to have to touch yourself. Masturbation isn't about training yourself for other men. It could be practicing for women... So you don't suck the first time you get laid... But I will agree with you that it is mostly for self gratification. But I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

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            • Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

              Originally posted by Myers View Post
              You go to the bathroom, don't you? You're eventually going to have to touch yourself. Masturbation isn't about training yourself for other men. It could be practicing for women... So you don't suck the first time you get laid... But I will agree with you that it is mostly for self gratification. But I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
              You think the sin of Onanism is fine with GOD? Guess again!
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                You think the sin of Onanism is fine with GOD? Yes. Guess again!
                Uhhuh. Where does it say you can't masturbate? I mean...A God that won't let you jack off?? That's just plain mean...

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                • Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                  Originally posted by Myers View Post
                  Uhhuh. Where does it say you can't masturbate? I mean...A God that won't let you jack off?? That's just plain mean...
                  "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also."
                  Genesis 36:9-10
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                    Originally posted by Myers View Post
                    Uhhuh. Where does it say you can't masturbate? I mean...A God that won't let you jack off?? That's just plain mean...
                    If you spent your time studying God's Holy Word instead of spanking your monkey, you would know what happened to one Mr. Onan in the book of Genesis, chapter 38, verses 9 and 10:

                    And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

                    God killed him for "spilling his seed". In fact, every time you spill your seed, you are murdering millions of babies, potential soldiers for Christ's war against the mudslime menace. So you see? Choking your chicken harms the war on terror and means that you don't support our troops in iraquistan. You could end up in Gitmo for that, homer.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                      Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                      Exactly, good Pastor.

                      After all, what kind of a disgusting man touches a man's private parts?
                      You know the answer to that, don't you Myers!?
                      A homersexual is the one doing it!

                      When you touch yourself "down there".. You're basically training for future homersexual encounters.
                      And boy, let me tell you, God HATES fags! (Leviticus 20:13)
                      Don't boys have to touch their own penises to be able to pee correctly? Don't they have to hold it so they don't piss everywhere?

                      Or do you people SIT on the toilet to pee like A WOMAN does?

                      And arn't women the "LESSER" sex? Why degrade yourselves to doing something the "LESSER" sex does, the "LESSER" sex that doesn't have a BRAIN or a HEART or a SOUL according to to you people?
                      Shouldn't you be PROUD of being the "BETTER" sex and pee standing up like a MAN should? Shouldn't you pee like a REAL MAN does?



                      And actual masturbating is just natural. Get over it.

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                      • Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                        My goodness Brother Temperance, what are we to do with this poor sinner if she goes arround beliving everything she reads in a book? Does she not know the writter can make anything they want up in a book? That is why we Christians stick to The Bible.

                        Isn't the bible a BOOK? And maybe the people who wrote in it made up things as well??

                        WHO KNOWS!

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                        • Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                          Originally posted by Myers View Post
                          It could be practicing for women... So you don't suck the first time you get laid...
                          Practicing for women? I'm not sure how to tell you this, honey, but we ladies... well... we don't have tallywhackers. I apologize if that comes as a shock to you, but it's simply the way God designed us, and I praise Him for it every day! But no, the perversity you practice prior to spilling your seed will in no way whatsoever help your wife to fill her quiver when the time comes to procreate. In fact, the hands are barely involved at all, save for the post-coital prayer in which the man and wife ask the LORD to cleanse them of their stink and bless their union with children.

                          No, onanism is a slippery slope (forgive the pun! ) that can lead in only one direction: toward homosexuality and AIDS! Praise Jesus!
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                          • Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                            All True Christians™ know that if a boy touches himself, even in the shower, he is a homosexural. So just shut up about it and accept the fact that you are going to burn in HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! "Fantasizing" about the "body parts" of female sluts is never an excuse! Since a boy is touching a male unmentionable member, that makes him HOMOSEXURAL! This includes all types of masturbation!!

                            See THIS sermon on masturbation and using the toilet. BEWARE! Don't be caught touching your filthy privates when Jesus returns!
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                              Originally posted by shaunasaurus View Post
                              Don't boys have to touch their own penises to be able to pee correctly? Don't they have to hold it so they don't piss everywhere?

                              Or do you people SIT on the toilet to pee like A WOMAN does?
                              Yes, sometimes our waste goes everywhere but our maids and wives don't mind cleaning the bathroom a few times a day as they know that we are avoiding sin.

                              And arn't women the "LESSER" sex? Why degrade yourselves to doing something the "LESSER" sex does, the "LESSER" sex that doesn't have a BRAIN or a HEART or a SOUL according to to you people?
                              Shouldn't you be PROUD of being the "BETTER" sex and pee standing up like a MAN should? Shouldn't you pee like a REAL MAN does?
                              Women aren't as smart as men but that doesn't mean they don't have a brain. Women have hearts, sometimes to much heart and they accidently sin while trying to help someone, which is why women need a man to tell them what to think. The jury is still out on women's souls. they may have one or they may not, we don't know.

                              And actual masturbating is just natural. Get over it.
                              Murdering thousands of babies is not natural! It is a sin, a sin that leads to homerism! Remember what GOD did to Onan for playing with his tallywhacker!
                              The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                              Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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                              • Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                                Originally posted by shaunasaurus View Post
                                Isn't the bible a BOOK? And maybe the people who wrote in it made up things as well??

                                WHO KNOWS!

                                Who knows? We do! The Holy KJV 1611 Bible was written by GOD, not man. It is the literal Word of GOD.
                                The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                                Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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