[ManOfTongues]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

It is called sarcasm and I was using a pun. But I guess nothing gets passed you people. You're all much to bright for my humourous nonsense.

(Sarcasm used above. This disclaimer should halt any pointless arguments about how I complimented everyone and condemned myself for thinking that someone would pick up on the humour).

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

As far as I and the Lord are concerned, sarcasm is equivalent to lying. You are saying the opposite of what is true.

Not that I believe you really were using sarcasm, why can't you just admit you didn't know what an internet troll was? Are you so prideful?

[ScienceFool]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

As far as I and the Lord are concerned, sarcasm is equivalent to lying. You are saying the opposite of what is true.

Not that I believe you really were using sarcasm, why can't you just admit you didn't know what an internet troll was? Are you so prideful?

not offence but, your an internet troll just being on here.

[ScienceFool]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

oops nevermind. I just remembered what a troll is. Please ignore that message.

[ManOfTongues]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

I am merely telling the truth; I expected you of all people to understand that (Sarcasm). To be completely honest with you, considering I know that I would writhe in fire if I told a lie, I don't think God really cares that I am making sarcastic remarks. It's not mine or His fault that people can't pick up on such things over the internet.

Again, sarcasm has been used. Besides, don't you think that if I really didn't know what a troll was, I would look it up? I am clearly not that dumb to actually think that a bunch of trolls (the midget, villianous types) were sitting around a computer. Please. I know that you are not stupid to think that, so I am insulted that you would think that of me.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Well, your posting record so far has not lead me to think any higher of your intellectual capacity.

[ManOfTongues]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

And your record says heaps of yours, I suppose? Should we bring up your blatant stereotyping once again or can we act like adults and not insult each other's intellectual capacity?

[ManOfTongues]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

When did I stereotype? I never said ALL loners turn queer. I just said a lot of queers are loners.

That's a lie right there! You HEATHEN! I know of many homosexuals who are very extroverted. Have you ever heard of a gay pride PARADE? They don't throw them alone in their backyards, by the way. Also, what first hand information has led you to the assumption that 'most' introverted people are gay?

[Johnnyboy]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

That's a lie right there! You HEATHEN! I know of many homosexuals who are very extroverted. Have you ever heard of a gay pride PARADE? They don't throw them alone in their backyards, by the way. Also, what first hand information has led you to the assumption that 'most' introverted people are gay?

I believe you. I believe you know a BUNCH of homeresxules. I believe you know them in the biblical sense. We're finally getting somewhere. Are you ready to ask for Gods forgiveness?

[ManOfTongues]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

I believe you. I believe you know a BUNCH of homeresxules. I believe you know them in the biblical sense. We're finally getting somewhere. Are you ready to ask for Gods forgiveness?

Wow, you're eluding sence of humore never seases to amase me (sarcazm). Learn how to spel, bud, then mabey we can carry on a coservation.

[JessLovesYourFace]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Wow, you're eluding sence of humore never seases to amase me (sarcazm). Learn how to spel, bud, then mabey we can carry on a coservation.

Please never spell like that again. It hurts my eyes.

[ManOfTongues]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Please never spell like that again. It hurts my eyes.

I never did write like that. The post was edited by some 'Talitha'.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

I'm sure Sister Tally only edited your post to make it readable. I'd hate to think what it looked like before she fixed it!

Now let's get back to part where you mentioned having sex with a bunch of other queers. Doesn't that make you a gay?

[follow_a_fool]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

This forum is so full of dimented fools, it's amusing and it makes me want to bang my head against a tree. Shall I state the problems?

First off, your forum heading is: "Guaranteeing salvation since 1620" Then it says "Unsaved Unwelcome!". How very inviting, I suppose you people want the unsaved to convert themselves? What is a church for? This church has strayed very far from what a church is supposed to be, a community of people who love God and accept him as their lord and savior. I imagine this church has been running on idiot fuel for more than 300 years?

Second: If that crazy goth diagnosis was correct, then I suppose 99% of all teens are goth? Honestly, welcome to the modern world. I suppose this church is located inside a deep cave, and that's where you've all been living for the past decades or so.

This is the kind of church that turns people away from religion. If they bring up a contradiction, you immediately bash them and insult their sexuality? Way to invite them to christianity. I don't recall the bible telling you to act like idiots. You people are like North Korea's government, only they actually have power. This place gets me questioning my religion. I suppose the entry fee to the church is drinking a bowl of stupid soup?

[Johnnyboy]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

This forum is so full of dimented fools, it's amusing and it makes me want to bang my head against a tree. Shall I state the problems?

First off, your forum heading is: "Guaranteeing salvation since 1620" Then it says "Unsaved Unwelcome!". How very inviting, I suppose you people want the unsaved to convert themselves? What is a church for? This church has strayed very far from what a church is supposed to be, a community of people who love God and accept him as their lord and savior. I imagine this church has been running on idiot fuel for more than 300 years?

Second: If that crazy goth diagnosis was correct, then I suppose 99% of all teens are goth? Honestly, welcome to the modern world. I suppose this church is located inside a deep cave, and that's where you've all been living for the past decades or so.

This is the kind of church that turns people away from religion. If they bring up a contradiction, you immediately bash them and insult their sexuality? Way to invite them to christianity. I don't recall the bible telling you to act like idiots. You people are like North Korea's government, only they actually have power. This place gets me questioning my religion. I suppose the entry fee to the church is drinking a bowl of stupid soup?

The English are restless today. What exactly is your point,troll?