[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

I'm sorry, I don't understand.

This is a Christian forum. We celebrate Jesus here. He died temporarily and then came back to life for our sins.

All you have to do is stop being a degenerate and Jesus will love you too!

That's why you're here, isn't it?

[anon17]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

I believe Jesus loves everyone. Whether we love him back is our move.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

I believe Jesus loves everyone. Whether we love him back is our move.

Well that's not what the Bible says, friend.

Jesus hates too. He judges. You will have to anser to Him on bended knee come Judgement Day.

He doesn't want to hear about your jungle-beat rock bands. He wants you to give your miserable, perverted life over to Him.

[anon17]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

I am a christian! If you claim my life so pathetic, then why am I happy with life? I attend church regularly. I even work at my church. My family loves me for who I am, not what they want me to be. I am nearly content with my life.

[Nobar King]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

There is no such thing as a Christian goth. Anyway, are you sure you're not some Nancy-boy emo tard? We have a different thread for that.

[anon17]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Ok first of all, "Nancy-boy emo tard" what the fuck does that even mean? Secondly the definition of a christian is "one who follows Christ." And the definition of a Goth is "one who listens to gothic rock." Are you telling me I can't follow Christ AND listen to Bauhaus or Souixie and the Banshees?

[Nobar King]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Are you telling me I can't follow Christ AND listen to Bauhaus or Souixie and the Banshees?

Are you suggesting you can? That question was purely rhetorical. I know that's what you're suggesting, and, of course, it is impossible. The two are mutually exclusive.

[anon17]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Yes, why yes I am.

[anon17]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Are you suggesting you can? That question was purely rhetorical. I know that's what you're suggesting, and, of course, it is impossible. The two are mutually exclusive.

How is it impossible? I can't like certain music and me a christian? Have you even heard Bauhaus' music before?

[Nobar King]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

How is it impossible? I can't like certain music and me a christian? Have you even heard Bauhaus' music before?

You would have to pay me to listen to that homer Peter Murphy, and it would have to be a lot of money. I would tithe it all to the church as a symbol of my sacrifice.

[StreetPreacherLew]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

How is it impossible? I can't like certain music and me a christian? Have you even heard Bauhaus' music before?

Yes, I have. Depressing wails designed by Satan to get youngsters to dress in drag and slit their wrists. If your selfish parents had sent you to a Godly Christian school, instead of a secular Public school, then you'd know that the electric guitar is an instrument of SATAN!!! With that and a 2/4 beat he's been corrupting our kids since the first Spaniard set foot in Africa.

[StreetPreacherLew]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

You would have to pay me to listen to that homer Peter Murphy, and it would have to be a lot of money. I would tithe it all to the church as a symbol of my sacrifice.

Commendable, Nobar, but as you know the Lord doesn't accept tithes from the wages of whores. Peter Murphy might not exactly be a whore, but I'd launder that cash through direct donation to one of Betty Bower's outreach programs just in case the Lord sees a moral equivalency.

[Nobar King]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

I don't think the money would be coming directly from Peter Murphy.

[StreetPreacherLew]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Someone paying you to listen to Peter Murphy....

Someone paying you for a tour of the fudge factory...

Not much of a difference other than where exactly the moaning sound is coming from.

Murphy+Morrisey+Siouxee = hanging from the rafters in the basement with a noose made of your mother's flowered bedsheets.

It's all the devil's work. Trust me on this. Stick with "Jesus Loves Me" and "Father Abraham".

[Imperator]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Woohoo! I love matching games like this! Let's see how many requirements I meet!


1-Frequently wears black clothing. - Has anyone noticed that tuxedos are black? As are mourning clothes? It's a dignified color.
2-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. - Totally.
5-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. - I could use a few.
6-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. - Death metal. <3
7-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically. - Does that include people with accents? I have friends with accents, it just means I accept a hell of a lot more people than you Christfags do.

Well HO-LEE S**T, there's 5 right there, and we're not even past #10 yet! Let's continue on!

8-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports. - Well, wow. Hey, aren't sports shown on cable TV? Isn't that SATANIC? And where is schooling in that? I devote my mind to more intellectual pursuits, such as not believing everything I read in a book written by people who believed the world was flat.
9-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. - I cast Magic Missile at the darkness! Cookies for whoever gets the reference.
14-Complains of boredom. - Because I'd rather be learning instead of being held back by the slow people in my classes at school: who are ALL Christian! Imagine that!
15-Sleeps too excessively or too little. - Wait, what? How is that Gothic?
16-Is excessively awake during the night. - Maybe I should sacrifice my damned neighbor's damned noisy dog to Satan already...
17-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) - I was born with a cateract in my right eye, so doctors removed my lens. It's not my fault that I have to squint it, now is it?
18-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. - What, I wouldn't want my parents watching me while I take a shit, now would I? Then again, the devil might be hiding in the toilet bowl, waiting to sodomize me or something...
19-Spends large amounts of time alone. - So I like to spend my time in a silent room, listening to beautiful arranged pieces of string orchestras?
20-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child
may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) - OH NO! Too bad evil spirits don't EXIST, along with your God!
21-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult. - Now this is just too funny for me to think of a snarky reply to.
22-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders
are but a few examples of this. - Respect is earned, not freely given?
25-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of
this. - Oh wow. Just WOW.
27-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. - You probably watch more TV than I do.
28-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing
nature. So, by the definition of the word "roleplaying," all games in which the player assumes a role that isn't HIMSELF, are Gothic? Mario Brothers eat your heart out!
29-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer. - You people have a piffleing forum, so you must be breaking this rule too.
32-Expresses an interest in sex. - Gotta procreate and spread my anti-Christian offspring somehow, right?
33-Masturbates. - Lol. Just lol.
35-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. - Say what? I'd say the Buddhists are a lot more peaceful than you bloodthirsty extremists. Need I remind you of the Crusades?

What is that, 23? Wow, I must be the piffleing Devil in you people's eyes.