[OnYourKnees]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

You are 100% right. I should have realized that everyone types while they ride their horse. I mean, I can usually type while I ride my black stallion around my 20 acre farm.

That is FAR too much information!

DON'T LOOK, LADIES! It's definitely not appropriate for innocent (or employer) eyes!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

and show me one piece of proof that is not and i repeat NOT the bible that god exsists

Hmmm, let's see... how about the Heavens, the Earth, and everything in it? God has clearly stated that He created the Earth. If He didn't exist, then He couldn't have created the Earth. However, the Earth exists, so God must too. Q.E.D.

and explain some thing to mewhy oh why did god make gay people if he hates them?

Been answered a thousand times already. In Romans 1, God explains how He turns people gay to punish them for being Catholics.

tell me how old i seem to be from my posts

About thirteen.

you realize jesus was a JEW

Back that up with scripture.

tell me what makes you say this is gods favorite forum
and if you say he told you you should visit the happy hotel

I'm confused. Are you asking us to redirect you to Habbo Hotel? You might find it's closer to your intellectual level, but it won't do anywhere near as much for your eternal soul.

How could someone evolve from an inanimate object? That makes no sense...

EXACTLY! At last, he's learning!

I mean, I can usually type while I ride my black stallion...

There is no way that wasn't intentional. Good grief, TwinkieBoy's usually more subtle than that.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

There is no way that wasn't intentional. Good grief, TwinkieBoy's usually more subtle than that.

Perhaps it's a subconscious cry for help.

Or lube.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

What you fail to realize is that people can make mistakes with a typo or two on occassion. This is because in their fervor, their Godliness is moving faster than their fingers. To point this out, or to fake it, is a sin and a travesty.

That's an interesting claim. Fixing someone's grammar is a sin? Then many of you have sinned on this forum, for I see grammar corrections all the time. So, according to this logic, you cannot correct any of my grammar mistakes, for it would be a sin. Since you are a true christian, you cannot sin. Is this right?

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

So, how about those goths?

Now that we're in agreement, they're unsaved trash with a suicide wish.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

For the last time, I don't have photoshop.

And I think most goths are weird.

Wierd is beside the point. All goths are hellbound fags. So Jesus tells us.

"I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel.
-- Zephaniah 1:8

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Sixty posts consisting of Tardone's attempts to derail this thread from the serious problem of Satan's Teens, the goths, stealing souls from Jesus have been relocated to the Lounge under the thread, "Thread-derailing nonsense posts".

I suggest that this same thread be used when other attempts to derail threads occur.

[Lone Wolf (On Moderation)]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

If there's a mass shooting at a school, you can be sure a Goth was behind it all! As a teacher I am always on the lookout for Goths and the danger they pose. Thank you for this invaluable information brother!

First off do you teach at a public school or private school? And what make's you think that all mass school shootings are created by goths? Goths are just another group of people. Gothic people do not worship satan, most goths I know are Athiest (Meaning they don't even belive in satan or any religion for that matter.) They are a group that just like dark clothing, most goth's I know are thin because many goths I know are depressed (Family/friend break up etc.) And some resort to anorexic. Some goths are depressed so insulting them will make them more depressed you should be nice to them as it says somewhere in the bible: Love your friends but Love your enimies as well. (something along the lines of that) Oh and that list that Brother Temperance made, almost all kids and teens are gothic if you use that list, and I don't see everyone walking down the street with all black clothing everyday. So maybe instead of 5, make it 12 or something.
-Lone Wolf

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

First off do you teach at a public school or private school? And what make's you think that all mass school shootings are created by goths?

Ummm... the fact that they are?

Goths are just another group of people.

Yes. An evil group of people.

Gothic people do not worship satan, most goths I know are Athiest (Meaning they don't even belive in satan or any religion for that matter.)

1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
Athiests are antichrists. That means they're on Satan's side, even if they pretend not to know it.

They are a group that just like dark clothing, most goth's I know are thin because many goths I know are depressed

How fascinating. Is there a direct correlation between how well they know you and how depressed they get, by any chance?

[ (Family/friend break up etc.) And some resort to anorexic. Some goths are depressed so insulting them will make them more depressed you should be nice to them as it says somewhere in the bible: Love your friends but Love your enimies as well. (something along the lines of that)

You've never read the Bible, have you? If us insulting goths makes them depressed, all they have to do is give up gothism and then we won't have to insult them anymore. Simple as that.

Oh and that list that Brother Temperance made, almost all kids and teens are gothic if you use that list, and I don't see everyone walking down the street with all black clothing everyday. So maybe instead of 5, make it 12 or something.
-Lone Wolf

Let's look at that list again, shall we?
3-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.

6-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
(Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against
the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)

9-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

36-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
37-Claims to be a goth.

That, to you, is just normal behaviour that all teens engage in? Someone would have to be more than twice as gothic as that before you'd classify them as a goth? Sheesh, I never knew the goth club had such high membership standards.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

First off do you teach at a public school or private school?

I could, but I wouldn't lower myself to be a public school teacher.

most goth's I know are thin because many goths I know are depressed (Family/friend break up etc.) And some resort to anorexic. Some goths are depressed so insulting them will make them more depressed you should be nice to them as it says somewhere in the bible: Love your friends but Love your enimies as well. (something along the lines of that)

The ones suffering from anorexia are that way because they have no self esteem. The public schools have taken away their chance to learn about God, and any chance they might have at a normal Christian life. I'd be depressed too if I were an ugly child, with no self exteem, didn't believe in Jesus, and listened to Enya.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

you should be nice to them as it says somewhere in the bible: Love your friends but Love your enimies as well. (something along the lines of that)

"I think it may say somewhere in possibly the Bible something along the lines of love everyone equally, I think, maybe, and there was something about flowers and hippies if I remember correctly."
Sorry, Loni, if you're going to come to God's Favorite Forum to argue the BIBLE, you'd better be able to back up your arguments with chapter and verse! And if you don't have the KJV1611, don't worry, there are plenty of websites online that do.

[Lone Wolf (On Moderation)]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

"I think it may say somewhere in possibly the Bible something along the lines of love everyone equally, I think, maybe, and there was something about flowers and hippies if I remember correctly."
Sorry, Loni, if you're going to come to God's Favorite Forum to argue the BIBLE, you'd better be able to back up your arguments with chapter and verse! And if you don't have the KJV1611, don't worry, there are plenty of websites online that do.

What about the story Jesus told A guy about loveing thy nighboor. The Good Samaratin I know for sure that stroy is in there. Remember the story of the good Samaratin? I hope you do scince your christian and all, My point is don't juge a book by its cover.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

What about the story Jesus told A guy about loveing thy nighboor. The Good Samaratin I know for sure that stroy is in there. Remember the story of the good Samaratin? I hope you do scince your christian and all, My point is don't juge a book by its cover.

Okay, let's bring this down to your level...

if yer gan too use exambls from teh bibble u shul b kwoting chaptre un vers

[Lone Wolf (On Moderation)]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Okay, let's bring this down to your level...

if yer gan too use exambls from teh bibble u shul b kwoting chaptre un vers

I'm not about to read through the whole book to find something I know is in there now answer the question: do you know the strory about the good samaratin? And dude, losen up.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

I'm not about to read through the whole book to find something I know is in there now answer the question: do you know the strory about the good samaratin? And dude, losen up.

Look, little girl, stop telling me to "losen up". This isn't hard.

http://www.biblegateway.com/quicksearch/?quicksearch=samaritan&qs_version=9

It's one simple search word. The problem is you have to be able to know how to spell that word.
And of course I know the story. It's in the Bible, and unlike you, I have read it front to back, and am easily able to look any part of it up.

Idiot.