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  • OnYourKnees
    On Extended Furlough
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 4729

    #946
    Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

    Originally posted by Alexia View Post
    I think I'm gonna cry.. but who been stealing my teeth??
    What, these?

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    • Alexia
      Unsaved Foreign Trash
      Dumb broad who keeps changing her email address
      Interests: Interests: Witchcraft, fornication, ritual sacrifice,
      and spectacularly silly pop music.
      • Mar 2007
      • 188

      #947
      Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

      MY teeth my precious teeth..
      One Love, One Pain, One enemy.

      Found you out ? I thought so. Funny people. Funny.

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414

        #948
        Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

        Originally posted by Alexia View Post
        What SANTA doesn't exist? What about the tooth fairy? The easter bunnie? NO My whole life has been crushed.
        Originally posted by Alexia View Post
        Done it again. Exucse the typing that should be SANTA.. sorry again.
        So you say, but I expect you were originally trying to be sarcastic to Peter because if Satan didn't exist, your whole life would have been crushed. If there was no Satan, the twisted logic goes, then who have you been worshipping all this time?
        Unfortunately for you, Satan does exist and your worship of him has landed you a one-way ticket to his unholy realm where he's not going to shower you with rose petals and sparkling wine. No, once there, you will be cast into the Lake of Fire where your skin will crackle with unbearable pain for eternity.
        Turn or burn, witch. Turn or burn.
        Posted via Prayer

        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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        • BadAssButterfly
          Sassy Mouthed Unsaved Trash
          • Mar 2007
          • 232

          #949
          Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
          Friend,

          Jesus was NOT a Jew. Jesus was an is the Son of God® How can He be Jewish if His dad is not? It is not like His mother has anything to do with Jesus heritage.

          You seem to be unaware that Jewish ethnicity is traced through matrilineage.

          And that Ieshua's last meal was Seder.
          Last edited by Deaner; 03-23-2007, 06:18 PM. Reason: fixed quote tag

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          • Deaner
            Christ's Love Messenger
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 5932

            #950
            Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

            Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
            You seem to be unaware that Jewish ethnicity is traced through matrilineage.

            And that Ieshua's last meal was Seder.
            What the hell are you talking about StinkyAss?

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            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2006
              • 12414

              #951
              Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

              Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
              You seem to be unaware that Jewish ethnicity is traced through matrilineage.
              Which is one of the many reasons the joos have fallen so far away from God (starting, of course, when they killed His only begotten Son).
              Read Numbers. Just how many women do you see in there begetting other women? No, it's fathers begetting sons! It's GOD who decides how familial lines are drawn, not the joos!
              Posted via Prayer

              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

              Blogging for CHRIST!
              Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
              All a-Twitter for Salvation!
              Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
              On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
              My Ladies of Landover profile!

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              • BadAssButterfly
                Sassy Mouthed Unsaved Trash
                • Mar 2007
                • 232

                #952
                Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                So I guess you don't wash your privates? In that case, you won't ever have to worry about committing fornication, since no one else will want to get near them!

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                • BadAssButterfly
                  Sassy Mouthed Unsaved Trash
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 232

                  #953
                  Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                  Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                  What the hell are you talking about StinkyAss?


                  Which words did you not understand?

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                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 12414

                    #954
                    Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                    Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
                    So I guess you don't wash your privates? In that case, you won't ever have to worry about committing fornication, since no one else will want to get near them!
                    Are you hallucinating imaginary posts now? That makes no sense as it doesn't follow anything that came before it.
                    Posted via Prayer

                    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                    Blogging for CHRIST!
                    Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                    All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                    Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                    On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                    My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                    • SalvationSeeker
                      True Christian™ Theologian
                      Forum Member
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 3892

                      #955
                      Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                      Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
                      You seem to be unaware that Jewish ethnicity is traced through matrilineage.

                      And that Ieshua's last meal was Seder.
                      Are you a Christ killing jew? You sound like one..
                      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                      Proverbs 9:12-13

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                      • Deaner
                        Christ's Love Messenger
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5932

                        #956
                        Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                        Originally posted by MyAsstinksButterfly View Post
                        Which words did you not understand?
                        The stuff talking about yids.
                        Last edited by Deaner; 03-23-2007, 06:42 PM.

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                        • BadAssButterfly
                          Sassy Mouthed Unsaved Trash
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 232

                          #957
                          Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                          Are you hallucinating imaginary posts now? That makes no sense as it doesn't follow anything that came before it.

                          I made a formatting mistake and left out the quote. I was responding the the gentleman who commented that it was a sin for a man to touch his own penis, even while showering.

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                          • Deaner
                            Christ's Love Messenger
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5932

                            #958
                            Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                            Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
                            I made a formatting mistake and left out the quote. I was responding the the gentleman who commented that it was a sin for a man to touch his own penis, even while showering.
                            Ok, ok. Maybe we all got off on the wrong foot here. Friend, I'm Deaner, moderator at Landover Baptist Church, Jesus's home on earth. Please forgive our sometimes aggressive tone as all day and night we deal with some of the most ungodly pieces of human filth known to mankind. Goths, homers, satanists and a lot of europeans. They're all here and come for only one purpose; to spit in the face of Christ.

                            So, I apologize for the comments on your ass. What can we do for you?
                            Last edited by Deaner; 03-23-2007, 07:42 PM.

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                            • BadAssButterfly
                              Sassy Mouthed Unsaved Trash
                              • Mar 2007
                              • 232

                              #959
                              Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                              Originally posted by Deaner View Post

                              So, I apologize for the comments on your ass. What can we do for you?


                              Apology accepted.

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                              • SalvationSeeker
                                True Christian™ Theologian
                                Forum Member
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 3892

                                #960
                                Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                                Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
                                Apology accepted.
                                Good, then answer brother Deaner's question:
                                Why are you here? Have you come in search of Jesus, or have you come to mock Jesus?
                                Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 03-23-2007, 07:22 PM.
                                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                Proverbs 9:12-13

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