[OnYourKnees]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Thanks. I love my commas, if you didn't notice. I wake up in the morning and have breakfast with all my comma neighbours. On a completely unrelated note (as previously mentioned), I do not infact speak "american" english as I a) do not live in america and b) do not have an american dictionary sitting infront of me. I am still waiting for an answer on what okra is or do you folks just skip over real questions?

Okra is a vegetable, not to be confused with Oprah or Broccoli Spears. I assume you have access to the Internet, since you're using it to post on God's Favorite Forum. Here's a link.

Now, let me address your statements implying that we at Landover Baptist Church are other than serious.

Friend, the entire purpose of the Landover Baptist Church Forum is to share the Truth about God and Jesus, as He reveals Himself in His Holy Word, the KJV1611 Bible. We back up all of our positions with God's Word, and invite you to review the sources we provide. If you lack a King James 1611 Bible, one will be provided for you.

Do you find the idea of an eternity of torture amusing, Flies? We don't!

We at LBC take this site every bit as seriously as we take the Unconditional Love of Jesus* and the firey pits of Hell!

Now, I do hope that you will not continue to make vile accusations against Landover Baptist Church or this, God's Favorite Forum. If you do, we will have no choice but to place you on Moderation, which will limit your posting abilities.

We cannot have people arriving, declaring themselves insect nobility, and telling lies which confuse those who come here hoping to be Saved!

If you'd care to test your own Biblical knowledge, I suggest you head over to www.landoverbaptist.org/quizlist.html and take a few Bible quizzes! Each is only 10 questions, multiple choice, and you'll get full answers explaining God's Word at the end!



*Unconditional Love offer subject to the following Terms and Conditions: Recipient agrees to obey Jesus and God completely and without question, in life and in afterlife, throughout eternity. During life, Recipient will use the Holy KJV1611 Bible to understand Jesus' and God's commands. In exchange for this obedience, Recipient will be granted the privilege of living in Heaven and providing unquestioning in-person service of any manner demanded for all eternity. Failure to provide obedience and/or service will result in withdrawal of Unconditional Love, and transfer of Recipient from Heaven to Unending Torture in the Lake of Fire.

[LordoftheFlies]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Now that you mention it, I am lacking that outdated peice of literature. I doubt it will do any good for me though. I counted up how many of those statements in the original post applied to me. I counted a shocking 27. That must be a high score! Seeing as I must be a sinner worthy of eternal damnation in your eyes, you can save the money of sending me an old translation of the bible.
Putting me on moderation for speaking my veiws? That's practically communist! You folks aren't commies, are you? Maybe I should start censoring myself as not to cause you the grief of doing so yourself?
I am no lord of invertebrates but I do find the entire class of insecta quite fascinating. And I scored 8 out of 10 on the How Does God Spot A Christian Quiz. I also have a bit of a problem with being told I might spend all of eternity in a Pit of Fire. How do I know it's a pit of fire? Couldn't it just be an absence of God's presence and the idea of a lake of fire was just some way to allow the disiples to understand something of what Jesus was talking about? Maybe this is Hell?

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Now that you mention it, I am lacking that outdated peice of literature. I doubt it will do any good for me though. I counted up how many of those statements in the original post applied to me. I counted a shocking 27. That must be a high score! Seeing as I must be a sinner worthy of eternal damnation in your eyes, you can save the money of sending me an old translation of the bible.
Putting me on moderation for speaking my veiws? That's practically communist! You folks aren't commies, are you? Maybe I should start censoring myself as not to cause you the grief of doing so yourself?
I am no lord of invertebrates but I do find the entire class of insecta quite fascinating. And I scored 8 out of 10 on the How Does God Spot A Christian Quiz. I also have a bit of a problem with being told I might spend all of eternity in a Pit of Fire. How do I know it's a pit of fire? Couldn't it just be an absence of God's presence and the idea of a lake of fire was just some way to allow the disiples to understand something of what Jesus was talking about? Maybe this is Hell?

Actually, communism is an economic system, I believe the word you're looking for is totalitarian or authoritarian.

[LordoftheFlies]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Actually, Communism is an economic system, a political party, an ideology, a form of society and a subsitute for religious belief. So I do believe that the word I'm looking for is "communist". Which is why I used it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Now that you mention it, I am lacking that outdated peice of literature. I doubt it will do any good for me though. I counted up how many of those statements in the original post applied to me. I counted a shocking 27. That must be a high score! Seeing as I must be a sinner worthy of eternal damnation in your eyes, you can save the money of sending me an old translation of the bible.
Putting me on moderation for speaking my veiws? That's practically communist! You folks aren't commies, are you? Maybe I should start censoring myself as not to cause you the grief of doing so yourself?
I am no lord of invertebrates but I do find the entire class of insecta quite fascinating. And I scored 8 out of 10 on the How Does God Spot A Christian Quiz. I also have a bit of a problem with being told I might spend all of eternity in a Pit of Fire. How do I know it's a pit of fire? Couldn't it just be an absence of God's presence and the idea of a lake of fire was just some way to allow the disiples to understand something of what Jesus was talking about? Maybe this is Hell?

Listen homer, why exactly are you here? We are spreading the Good News about Jesus. Why barge in here spewing your hatred? We are not interested in whatever you are peddling. If you have a specific question about the Bible, we'll be happy to help you understand why God hates you at the moment.

[LordoftheFlies]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

I do believe that I had some questions at the end of that post you quoted at the begining of your own. You can start with those, seeing you missed them in your gleeful rush to personally attack me as a "homer".

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Now that you mention it, I am lacking that outdated peice of literature. I doubt it will do any good for me though. I counted up how many of those statements in the original post applied to me. I counted a shocking 27. That must be a high score! Seeing as I must be a sinner worthy of eternal damnation in your eyes, you can save the money of sending me an old translation of the bible.

Don't worry, we weren't going to send you anything. That'd be far too old-fashioned.

Instead, we were going to send you to www.bible.com so you could read the King James Version yourself.

It's not "an old translation". It's God's only Authorized Version. The other "bibles" out there, like the New Infidel perVersion, are corrupted by Satan's followers.

Putting me on moderation for speaking my veiws? That's practically communist!

We will not have someone spouting lies about Landover Baptist Church and confusing those who come here to be Saved.

I also have a bit of a problem with being told I might spend all of eternity in a Pit of Fire. How do I know it's a pit of fire? Couldn't it just be an absence of God's presence and the idea of a lake of fire was just some way to allow the disiples to understand something of what Jesus was talking about? Maybe this is Hell?

Are you a Catholic? That's what their Antichrist tells them. He also tells them it's OK for men to wear women's clothing and rape young boys, and he tells them it's OK to pray to statues of dead people they call "saints" and to pray to the "queen of heaven".

What part of any of these implies something other than "Lake of Fire"?

Deuteronomy 32:22
For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains.

Mark 9:43
And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:

Luke 16:19-26
19 There was a certain rich man, which was clothed in purple and fine linen, and fared sumptuously every day:

20 And there was a certain beggar named Lazarus, which was laid at his gate, full of sores,
21 And desiring to be fed with the crumbs which fell from the rich man's table: moreover the dogs came and licked his sores.
22 And it came to pass, that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom: the rich man also died, and was buried;
23 And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
24 And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.
25 But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented. 26 And beside all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from thence.

Revelation 20:14
And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.

God wrote His Word in simple language so we could understand it. Your "interpreting" only adds to or removes from God's Word, placing your words in place of His. What do you think happens to those who do that?

Revelation 22:18-19
18For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
19And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

[SinisterPizza]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Just for the blooming sake of it...I feel like answering the quiz-thingie The ones in color are the ones I do.

1-Frequently wears black clothing. (yeah, I have a fair share of black stuff, but I don't wear black all the freakin time like a so-called "goth" would.
2-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. (would if I HAD any)
3-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
4-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.
5-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. (I don't HAVE them, nor do I really intend to get them, but I like them, if they're pretty.)
6-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
(Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against
the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) (does rock, indie rock, and "punk" count in this category?)
7-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically. (yes, you could say a few of my friends fall into that category. But they are AWESOME lol)
8-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports. (I've never gone to church. I can be athletic if I want to though, I'm a blue belt in my martial arts)
9-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. (lol, NO. I'm not "satanic", but its interesting to learn about different things)
10-Takes drugs.
11-Drinks alcohol. (occasionally, at a party.)
12-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
13-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God
and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
mental health center.)
14-Complains of boredom. (doesn't everyone?)
15-Sleeps too excessively or too little. (yeah...I have to get up at 6-something am every morning, and then I make up for it on the weekends by sleeping in)
16-Is excessively awake during the night.
17-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
18-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
19-Spends large amounts of time alone. (sometimes)
20-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child
may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
21-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult. (yeah. doesn't every teenager?)
22-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders
are but a few examples of this. (I'm not rude, but, if the occasion calls for it, I may "Question Authority")
23-Misbehaves at school.
24-Misbehaves at home.
25-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of
this.
26-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and
should be stopped immediately.)
27-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
(Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) (cable? I have a DISH. much better lol)
28-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing
nature.
29-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.
30-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
31-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
32-Expresses an interest in sex.
33-Masturbates.
34-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
35-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. (Wicca, Buddhism, and Philosophy, though Philosophy isn't really a religion. No way in hell am I ever going to be a scientologist lol. )
36-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
37-Claims to be a goth.

Hmm...That's..16. Blah, I'm not goth though. Just...me. It's actually 17 (woo hoo, my age ), but...I'm not going to say that on a forum lol. But really, look at me. The only think I'm wearing that's black is my belt. I'm wearing a pink t-shirt, awesome green jacket with awesome cool sleeves, and blue jeans. And I've got curly-wavy dark blonde hair. Yeah...because I SO look like a goth

Also, I'd really appreciate if my messages were posted. Vegan and "hellbound" aside, I'm a nice person And I feel like, by having my messages not posted, that this is something personal, and you hate me or something. So that's not very nice, and it's a little upsetting, because I try to be nice to people. So please, whoever is reading and moderating this stuff, please let this message be posted. You can learn a little about me. I like colorful text too

Yeah...and I REALLY miss the increadibly awesome and pretty avatar that I used to have It was a peace rose. I wish I had a real one of those, they are GORGEOUS.

hehehe, if you DON'T let this be posted, I just wasted a lot of time on having pretty text. Love me for who I am. Peace, y'all.

[LordoftheFlies]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

So because King James decided to let some people translate the Bible, it's the only authorized version? Did God come down and say "Listen up, everybody. This bible is the only authorized version of the words I have caused to be written down." Do the original writings in Hebrew and Greek not count anymore? Does this mean that the writings the KJV is derived from are not the true words of God? Translations are inheirently unreliable due to the very nature of translation. Words and meanings from one culture or language may have nothing even remotely similar in another language.

On a different note, thank the Lord I like fire! I do thank you Knees for your attempt to answer my questions. No, I am not a Catholic. I was baptised into the Christian Reformed Church as an infant and baptised again as an adult in the Evangelical Church. Recently though, I have begun to doubt the validity of any personal relationship I might have with Jesus. I do not doubt, however, that anyone who can't take some humour aimed at them has a pickle up their ass. After all, you do seem to have some double standards about slander here at LBC.

I bet a couple of you guys here are missing right hands in accordance with Mark 9:43. Unless there's a pinch hitter or two, in which case it would be the left missing.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

The fact that you have been baptized by false Christian churches means that your immortal soul is in peril. I hope that you will open your heart to Jesus and avoid eternity in hell. Which is where you are headed at this moment.

Your questions about the Holy KJV1611 Bible can be answered HERE.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

So because King James decided to let some people translate the Bible, it's the only authorized version? Did God come down and say "Listen up, everybody. This bible is the only authorized version of the words I have caused to be written down." Do the original writings in Hebrew and Greek not count anymore? Does this mean that the writings the KJV is derived from are not the true words of God? Translations are inheirently unreliable due to the very nature of translation. Words and meanings from one culture or language may have nothing even remotely similar in another language.

I suggest you look about on the Internet for comparisons of different "versions" of God's Word. Here's one of my favorite essays, comparing the KJV with the popular New Infidel Version: http://www.temcat.com/NIV-KJV.htm

A quick sample:

Here is Luke 4:4 in the King James Version. In the NIV the underlined words are cut out:

Luke 4:4 "And Jesus answered him, saying, It is written, That man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word of God."

Luke 4:4 is not the only place where parts of the Word of God have been cut out. There are literally hundreds of omissions in the NIV.

This omission in Luke 4:4 makes the statement of Jesus of little sense. "But by every word of God." Now we have it. The Scriptures are to stay. The Word of God is to feed us. We are to live by the Scriptures. Here Jesus is in conflict with the devil and in this statement our Lord is revealing the efficient weapon against sin and Satan.

Is it not significant that this very mutilated version of Scripture cuts out the very passage that condemns it. This omitted passage condemns the NIV!

On a different note, thank the Lord I like fire! I do thank you Knees for your attempt to answer my questions. No, I am not a Catholic. I was baptised into the Christian Reformed Church as an infant and baptised again as an adult in the Evangelical Church. Recently though, I have begun to doubt the validity of any personal relationship I might have with Jesus.

So Jesus dumped you? Why? What did you do?

You probably started reading Sam Harris or Richard Dawkins, didn't you? Or that Bertrand Russell? They are all men of Satan, with the goal of leading you straight to eternal Hellfire by supposedly "opening your mind"!

I do not doubt, however, that anyone who can't take some humour aimed at them has a pickle up their ass.

There are ladies present! Please keep your vile impulses and perverse vegetable fantasies to yourself!

After all, you do seem to have some double standards about slander here at LBC.

I haven't seen any slander here (do you know the actual meaning of the word?), except people coming to God's Favorite Forum and insulting God and Jesus, or declaring that the parts of God's Word that they don't like are "out of date" or "need interpreting/revising".

I bet a couple of you guys here are missing right hands in accordance with Mark 9:43. Unless there's a pinch hitter or two, in which case it would be the left missing.

Fortunately for us, once we were Saved, we found it impossible to sin. Those who truly dwell in Christ are, you see, without sin.

[LordoftheFlies]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

1 John 1:8 (KJV1611)
If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.

1 John 1:10 (KJV1611)
If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us.

Ahem... I do believe your own bible says you can't say that little bit about being with out sin. You are a sinner, through and through, saved by grace. Humans are imperfect and will only be perfect when they are in Heaven. That means that you can still sin and that you didn't really deserve it in the first place...

As for Christ dumping me, no... sorry. It's more like a lover's fight. Just a minor argument over some stuff. Obviously, I can be more authentic with my faith because I can admit I struggle. I have never read anything by those authors so I guess you'd be more knowledgable as to the contents of their works. But the whole vegetable thing was just weak. Even by your standards.

All I do is question the validity of the KJV1611 as God's only authorized bible. Wouldn't the texts the KLV translation was drawn from be even more "authorized"? After all, you can't beat the words copied straight from Jesus' mouth in his own langauge?

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

I'm a kvltist

[kikirnw]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

I'm a kvltist

whats a kvltist?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

He said something about acts alone not proving that you're a follower of Christ. Last time I checked putting on clothes is just an act.

No, one must have Faith and Works to be a Christian. We have both, most false "christian" churches can just barely half-manage one.

To have logical discourse with a person on this site who is not an Ignorant Redneck™ and doesn't spew the propogande put in their mouths. Please... enough of the satanic lies... they're just satiric observations.

If by "the propogande put in their mouths", you mean "the Truth of God's Word", you'll be looking for a while. And what "satanic lies" or "satiric observations" have you noticed in your time here?

Now that you mention it, I am lacking that outdated peice of literature.

So God's Word is "outdated" now, is it?

Putting me on moderation for speaking my veiws? That's practically communist! You folks aren't commies, are you?

No. And since when did communists put people on moderation?

Actually, Communism is an economic system, a political party, an ideology, a form of society and a subsitute for religious belief. So I do believe that the word I'm looking for is "communist". Which is why I used it.

So you believe that threatening to put you on moderation for spewing antichristian filth implies support for a classless society organised around the principle of "from each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs?"

Just for the blooming sake of it...I feel like answering the quiz-thingie The ones in color are the ones I do.
22-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders
are but a few examples of this. (I'm not rude, but, if the occasion calls for it, I may "Question Authority")

Silly girl. The powers that be are ordained of God, don't you know anything?

35-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. (Wicca, Buddhism, and Philosophy, though Philosophy isn't really a religion. No way in hell am I ever going to be a scientologist lol. )

All three at once? You must be a very busy little girl.

Hmm...That's..16. Blah, I'm not goth though. Just...me. It's actually 17 (woo hoo, my age ), but...I'm not going to say that on a forum lol.

33, then?

But really, look at me. The only think I'm wearing that's black is my belt. I'm wearing a pink t-shirt, awesome green jacket with awesome cool sleeves, and blue jeans. And I've got curly-wavy dark blonde hair. Yeah...because I SO look like a goth

Friend, whether you are a goth or not, we know that you are a terrorist sympathiser, and that's enough to condemn you in Jesus' eyes. And why should we believe you about what you look like? Goths are notorious liars.

Also, I'd really appreciate if my messages were posted. Vegan and "hellbound" aside, I'm a nice person

How is it possible for a vegan to be nice? They tear down God and His authority, and resemble nothing more than an unfortunate mish-mash of the worst elements of Hinduism, Islamism and atheism.

whats a kvltist?

It is another word for moron.