[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Unfinished business Anyway, Sister BTB said to grow it out into a mullet, etc. and your church said that long hair was an indication of a "butt-sniffin' homo". Which is correct?

They are both correct son.

Why a GODLY mullet is business in the front and a party in the back. A party of JESUS that is.

Why here is my own son Tater. He sports a GLORIOUS Kentucky water fall. *Notice he is Blonde haired and Blue eyed just like JESUS. GLORY!

Anything longer than just above your collar bone is considered homerish. Please take this into consideration when selecting a True Christian™ hair cut.

With love and compassion, Sister Thumper

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Why is anyone responding to this clown, who is vainly attempting to turn us against one another by trying to find contradictions in what we have said to one another?

It is clear that demoncrat has no desire other than to discredit Christianity, and is attempting to use us as tools in that perverse quest.

At best, demoncrat, you could point out a disagreement between church members. Contrary to your apparent belief, we don't always agree on every detail of every thing; for example, BTB and Sister SUV had a lengthy debate in private about whether little girls should only wear pink, or if they might wear pink and white. Miss Petal thought yellow might be better on young girls, for some reason or other. I'm not sure if that ever got resolved.

This in no way disproves anything God has said in His Word. Perhaps you should spend your time studying God's Word for topics of discussion, rather than combing our (human) words here for apparent contradictions or disagreements.

Who knows, you might just find God in those pages, and be Saved!

[Silent Shadow]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

I went through the list. I got 29. But really. Mental health facility? Isn' that going to far?

P.S. or ?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

I went through the list. I got 29. But really. Mental health facility? Isn' that going to far?

P.S. or ?

Tell me, SS:

If your child were a goth, and going to Hell, wouldn't you want to save him? I know I would.

If your child had progressed to such a state, it would be in large part through your lack of proper Christian parenting. You would not likely be able to turn the child around on your own.

Many of the things in the list also indicate either demonic possession or poor mental health (such as suicide attempts and blood-drinking).

Now, neither a possessed person nor a mentally ill person can be Saved, because he's too busy trying to kill himself, cut himself, have sex with animals, or whatever. He simply cannot grasp the Love of Jesus, much less take it all in.

Therefore, it is of grave importance to get the child's head on straight, then get him Saved, before he ends up dead of autoerotic asphyxiation, or has a sheep turn on him and pummel him with its wooly forehead.

Make sense?

[Silent Shadow]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Tell me, SS:

If your child were a goth, and going to Hell, wouldn't you want to save him? I know I would.

If your child had progressed to such a state, it would be in large part through your lack of proper Christian parenting. You would not likely be able to turn the child around on your own.

Many of the things in the list also indicate either demonic possession or poor mental health (such as suicide attempts and blood-drinking).

Now, neither a possessed person nor a mentally ill person can be Saved, because he's too busy trying to kill himself, cut himself, have sex with animals, or whatever. He simply cannot grasp the Love of Jesus, much less take it all in.

Therefore, it is of grave importance to get the child's head on straight, then get him Saved, before he ends up dead of autoerotic asphyxiation, or has a sheep turn on him and pummel him with its wooly forehead.

Make sense?

Yes it does make sense. But you forget that I am not yet Christian. For the sake of preserving this argument I will go along with it. If a person were going to hell (especially my child) I would do anything in my power to save them. If that meant sacrificing myself, I would. That is only natural. Most of the items on the list are minor (sleeps to excessively, complains of boredom, etc.). I will do more research. You all are doing a good job of convincing me but I'm not quite ready for a total lifestyle change yet.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

You all are doing a good job of convincing me but I'm not quite ready for a total lifestyle change yet.

When will you be ready? After all, 25% of Americans believe that Jesus will return this year - He could come back to judge the unsaved tomorrow, for all we know. Don't get left out in the cold!

[Silent Shadow]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

When will you be ready? After all, 25% of Americans believe that Jesus will return this year - He could come back to judge the unsaved tomorrow, for all we know. Don't get left out in the cold!

Okay. I've done some more research. I validated all the information. I see what Jesus did, and why he did it. I see that what I'm doing is wrong and that if I don't change I'll go to hell. I'm sorry. I've made the decision to change my life. What do I do now?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Okay. I've done some more research. I validated all the information. I see what Jesus did, and why he did it. I see that what I'm doing is wrong and that if I don't change I'll go to hell. I'm sorry. I've made the decision to change my life. What do I do now?

Renounce satan, read the Holy KJV1611 Bible from cover to cover, and hit the Paypal button at the bottom of the screen to let us set up a robust and equitable Tithing program for you.

[Silent Shadow]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Renounce satan, read the Holy KJV1611 Bible from cover to cover, and hit the Paypal button at the bottom of the screen to let us set up a robust and equitable Tithing program for you.

I have renounced Satan, I am on chapter 5 of Genesis (reading it between posts ) but I don't have a PayPal account. Is that required to be saved. And isn't there something about admitting your a sinner and praying or something?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

I have renounced Satan, I am on chapter 5 of Genesis (reading it between posts ) but I don't have a PayPal account. Is that required to be saved. And isn't there something about admitting your a sinner and praying or something?

You need to continue to study God's Word. Later, when the Spirit of Jesus seizes you, you can fall to your knees and beg Him to accept you and take over your miserable life. Once you are washed clean with the Blood of the Lamb, things will fall into place for you. Also, why don't you list out your sins and perversions here for Jesus to see. Don't spare us the details--tell it all. We have all sinned and been forgiven by the Grace of His Blood. GLORY!

I am praising God that you have decided to take up the one true religion so wholeheartedly!

BTW: If you have email, then you can set up a Paypal account. It's easy.

[Silent Shadow]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

You need to continue to study God's Word. Later, when the Spirit of Jesus seizes you, you can fall to your knees and beg Him to accept you and take over your miserable life. Once you are washed clean with the Blood of the Lamb, things will fall into place for you. Also, why don't you list out your sins and perversions here for Jesus to see. Don't spare us the details--tell it all. We have all sinned and been forgiven by the Grace of His Blood. GLORY!

I am praising God that you have decided to take up the one true religion so wholeheartedly!

BTW: If you have email, then you can set up a Paypal account. It's easy.

My sins include : homosexuality, bisexuality, being goth/otherwise demon possessed/influenced, ignoring him for too long (is that a sin?), lust, perversion, using the Lords name in vain, being proud, lying, and following Satan for so long , oh yeah and being a lieberal demoncrat. SORRY JESUS!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

My sins include : homosexuality, bisexuality, being goth/otherwise demon possessed/influenced, ignoring him for too long (is that a sin?), lust, perversion, using the Lords name in vain, being proud, lying, and following Satan for so long , oh yeah and being a lieberal demoncrat. SORRY JESUS!

Well those first three are all one and the same. Are you a Male or a female? If you are a female, we'd like to hear the exact details of each time you committed lezbeanism. If you are a guy, then that's enough right there.

[Silent Shadow]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Well those first three are all one and the same. Are you a Male or a female? If you are a female, we'd like to hear the exact details of each time you committed lezbeanism. If you are a guy, then that's enough right there.

I'm male. I never "did anything" but I was tempted plenty of times. Now I see that even that was a reason for Jesus to throw me into hell.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

I'm male. I never "did anything" but I was tempted plenty of times. Now I see that even that was a reason for Jesus to throw me into hell.

Yes, you're right.
Jesus made you homosexual in order to punish you for your sins.
Yet as He made you one, He can cure you.
Praise!

And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another;
Men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Romans 1:23-27

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

I'm male. I never "did anything" but I was tempted plenty of times. Now I see that even that was a reason for Jesus to throw me into hell.

You better believe that. Even saying something nice about a homer can get you sent hurling down into the pits of hell.

All homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death" according to Jesus. Romans 1:31-32