[Deaner]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

im sorry but why do i have to listen to your point of view even though it literally makes me sick to my stomach , and then when i give mine.... you dont listen at all and "condemn" me and almost ban me just because i have a different opinion to you?, thats abit like a communist dont you think?, let me ask you something...... Do you serve a purpose..... or purposely serve?

You received an infraction because you are a hypocrite. You accuse us of all kinds of behaviour and then wish that we get ass-raped by bikers. You are a violent and psychotic sicko. May Christ give you Aids and colon cancer.

[The_Morning_Star]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

look in the mirror you redneck "billy-joe" piece of shit asshole, your going to give your sons and daughter colon cancer by rapping them at the age of 13. and how am i a hypocrite?

Hypocrite
• noun a person who is given to hypocrisy.

oops....... im sorry bobby-ray that came from a dictionary *yuk yuk yuk*

maybe next time... get an education.... maybe?

[VictoryOS]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

look in the mirror you redneck "billy-joe" piece of shit asshole, your going to give your sons and daughter colon cancer by rapping them at the age of 13. and how am i a hypocrite?

Would you kiss Jesus with that filthy mouth?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

i was under the presumption that the bible teaches love and honnor to thy fellow man. not to mention this sort of betrayal of HUMAN RIGHTS and freedom of expression is a sin in its self (dont quote me on this... ive never read that book)

So let me see if I've got this right. You admit to having never read the Bible, yet you're going to lecture us on what the Bible says. Correct?
You were right about your use of the word "presumption".

pre·sume
1.to take for granted, assume, or suppose: I presume you're tired after your drive. 2.Law. to assume as true in the absence of proof to the contrary. 3.to undertake with unwarrantable boldness. 4.to undertake (to do something) without right or permission: to presume to speak for another. –verb (used without object) 5.to take something for granted; suppose. 6.to act or proceed with unwarrantable or impertinent boldness. 7.to go too far in acting unwarrantably or in taking liberties (usually fol. by on or upon): Do not presume upon his tolerance.

Yuk yuk yuk.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

im sorry but why do i have to listen to your point of view even though it literally makes me sick to my stomach , and then when i give mine.... you dont listen at all and "condemn" me and almost ban me just because i have a different opinion to you?, thats abit like a communist dont you think?, let me ask you something...... Do you serve a purpose..... or purposely serve?

You don't have to listen to us at all. Feel free to leave now, forever. You are uninvited, unwelcome unsaved scum of the earth and Jesus warns us to avoid trash like you in the Holy Bible. No one invited you here, and no one would miss you if you left. Which we all hope you will. Permanently. Scram. Take a hike. Bugger off.




Now stop and listen to your heart right now. Jesus has called you here for a reason, and you know deep down inside what He wants. He has been disgusted and even sick to His Holy stomach at all the perversions and depravities you wallow in. He watches everytime you commit sin. He wants you to get down on your scabby knees right now RIGHT NOW and beg Him to change your miserable, worthless life. He is waiting for you to beg Him to wash your filthy sins clean, permanently, with His sweet blood.

Don't waste another second living in sin. Jesus could decide to kill you at any moment, and you richly deserve to be sent down into everlasting hellfire! REPENT! Give up your degenerate goth ways, stop taking narcotics, stop listening to devil music, stop fornicating with every Tom, Dick and Mary that you meet, stop wearing filthy smelly black clothes, wash your hair, get married to a Christian man and submit yourself to Him just as you would Jesus,

.....and do it TODAY!

[The_Morning_Star]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

hummm is it getting warm in here or is it just me? AAAHHh no wait its just the hellish fire burning your toes LOL AT YOU!!!!

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Posting while retarded


you call that a form of justice? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA i kill you in your sleep


Not only are we aware of what a dictionary is, we know how to properly use punctuation and capitalization. But thank you for the laughs. It's always funny to watch a retard try to mock our intelligence, and it's always hilarious watching someone who has admitted to never reading the Bible lecture us on what the Bible says.
you think im lecturing you in the bible?

far from it

now for some truths with your cult;

What Can True Christians™ Do to Help Speed Up Global Warming So Jesus Comes Back Quicker?

TRUTH, you speed up global warming and jesus wont be coming down here , you'll be going "up there" because you will die


Pastor, Why Does My Penis Get So Long and Hard When Daddy Kisses It?,Keep your eyes closed as much as possible, Reginald. You don't want to go to Hell, do you? Respect and honor your father! Godly Advice!>

WHAT THE FUCK!!!! this is a real article on you website you sick bastards

AND EVERYTHING FROM YOUR "ACTION ALERTS"


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need i say more? every second i think about you and your cult i want to come over then and fix your fucking heads with a .55 holopoint round to the back of your child fucking brains. trust me...... there is a good 6.65 BILLION other people who would share this thought with me you soul stealing pig's. yeah jesus is comming, for the rapture..... and this time..... hes PACKING HEAT !!!! you lot make the fucking catholic's look normal for fucks sake.... AT LEAST THEY DONT FUCK THERE OWN SONS. and i have NEVER heard such RACIST comments from ANY REAL CHRISTAIN before

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

You don't have to listen to us at all. Feel free to leave now, forever. You are uninvited, unwelcome unsaved scum of the earth and Jesus warns us to avoid trash like you in the Holy Bible. No one invited you here, and no one would miss you if you left. Which we all hope you will. Permanently. Scram. Take a hike. Bugger off.




Now stop and listen to your heart right now. Jesus has called you here for a reason, and you know deep down inside what He wants. He has been disgusted and even sick to His Holy stomach at all the perversions and depravities you wallow in. He watches everytime you commit sin. He wants you to get down on your scabby knees right now RIGHT NOW and beg Him to change your miserable, worthless life. He is waiting for you to beg Him to wash your filthy sins clean, permanently, with His sweet blood.

Don't waste another second living in sin. Jesus could decide to kill you at any moment, and you richly deserve to be sent down into everlasting hellfire! REPENT! Give up your degenerate goth ways, stop taking narcotics, stop listening to devil music, stop fornicating with every Tom, Dick and Mary that you meet, stop wearing filthy smelly black clothes, wash your hair, get married to a Christian man and submit yourself to Him just as you would Jesus,

.....and do it TODAY!

Jesus is waiting for you.....

[The_Morning_Star]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Reason: Whining about getting a completely just and Godly infraction
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Shut your yap commie slut. And next time you post, put down the Foster's Lager first.

Reason: Being a Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch
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Anymore cussing and I'll have to restrict your posting priviledges. Watch your toilet mouth girl. This is a Christian forum. Jesus reads everything you post.



yeah right, and ill bet he doesnt watch what you say cuz your "special"

besides whats that old bastard going to do?...... breath on me? ooohhh wait...
she stoped breath over 2000 years ago because we all know jesus was a black chick,
i meen have you ever heard of a white english dude in bethlehem 2008 years ago?

[The_Morning_Star]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Would you kiss Jesus with that filthy mouth?

nope and i wouldnt kiss you eather you fat mole

[The_Morning_Star]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

So let me see if I've got this right. You admit to having never read the Bible, yet you're going to lecture us on what the Bible says. Correct?
You were right about your use of the word "presumption".

pre·sume
1.to take for granted, assume, or suppose: I presume you're tired after your drive. 2.Law. to assume as true in the absence of proof to the contrary. 3.to undertake with unwarrantable boldness. 4.to undertake (to do something) without right or permission: to presume to speak for another. –verb (used without object) 5.to take something for granted; suppose. 6.to act or proceed with unwarrantable or impertinent boldness. 7.to go too far in acting unwarrantably or in taking liberties (usually fol. by on or upon): Do not presume upon his tolerance.

Yuk yuk yuk.

and how old are you??? 12 ......oohhhh no wait thats right.... 13, you should of stay with the roman catholic.... unless you a boy.... are you? O.o i cant really tell from your picture

[papparat]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

http://www.morningstaronline.co.uk/index2.php/ex/examples

The Morning Star, filthy Communist propaganda

[VictoryOS]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

you call that a form of justice? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA i kill you in your sleep

Has anyone forwarded this physical threat to the DOF yet?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Has anyone forwarded this physical threat to the DOF yet?

This little aussie tart doesn't know it yet, but I'm going to be in Austaralia in a few days for our big reveival that we've been planning for months. I may just have to look her up personally*.






*with armed True Christian™ security of course

[The_Morning_Star]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

This little aussie tart doesn't know it yet, but I'm going to be in Austaralia in a few days for our big reveival that we've been planning for months. I may just have to look her up personally*.






*with armed True Christian™ security of course

her? ok for the record im a him. and sure thing go for you life... infact ill give you my address, ill be more then happy to sort you out myself

[The_Morning_Star]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Has anyone forwarded this physical threat to the DOF yet?

since when is saying im not going to kiss you a physical threat? dam you lot have some bizzar ideas