Curious.

[Justuravequeer]

im a lesbian, all loving, person who gets on the internet constantly and basically dus the exact oppisite of what youve said on your site here.

i am curious, what would you do about that? like you seem to all be very opinionated which is cool. but like... i think id be scared to even get around any of u in fear that youd stone me or somethin.. where i though christianity was supposed to be all accepting

[Nobar King]

Re: Curious.

i though christianity was supposed to be all accepting

You sure got that wrong, you lezbot.

[Justuravequeer]

Re: Curious.

Lezbot? Whatever helps you sleep at night. Thanks for answering my question.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Curious.

im a lesbian, all loving, person

That is not true.
You love only women, not men, therefore you are not "all-loving".

Personally, I recognize the lesbians as part of the HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA which on December 21, 2012 the LESBIAN BARBECUE GRAND MOON WORSHIP RITUAL WILL CONCUR WITH MILLIONS OF PEOPLE TOSSED INTO THE FIRE TO BE ROASTED AND TO FILL STOMACHS OF CANNIBAL LESBIANS.

I learned this from television channel 74 when a Robot Wife Mowing Lawn on Roof stopped a commercial and addressed me by name. I was in Wichita, Kansas when I had this experience. The year was 1994 and it was in the spring, if I recall correctly. Have you been to Wichita before? STRONG TV SIGNALS FROM ALL STAR SYSTEMS CONVERGE ON TOWN IN SAME PATTERN OF RAILROAD TRACKS.

[Justuravequeer]

Re: Curious.

Fair enough. I don't love everyone romantically, this is true.

And I sure don't plan on attending any lesbian burning rituals or anything...

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Curious.

Fair enough. I don't love everyone romantically, this is true.

And I sure don't plan on attending any lesbian burning rituals or anything...

Of course you don't plan on attending. Just like we plan on not getting pregnant, or plan on not getting into car accidents, or plan our lives out in general. Deeply seeded into your subconscious brain is a colonial parasite program that all homosexuals are born with. These colonial parasites will activate at 11:11 GMT December 21, 2012 and you will become an extension of the GREATER HOMOSEXUAL HIVE MIND which is a submind of GHOST SHARK PSYCHIC NETWORK.

I learned that October 1, 1989 while staying in the Holiday Inn in Paramus, New Jersey. I was led into a hotel room by an alien prophet and he showed me schematics of how it works.

[Dr. Warren Wierdsbe]

Re: Curious.

im a lesbian, all loving, person who gets on the internet constantly and basically dus the exact oppisite of what youve said on your site here.

i am curious, what would you do about that? like you seem to all be very opinionated which is cool. but like... i think id be scared to even get around any of u in fear that youd stone me or somethin.. where i though christianity was supposed to be all accepting

From your Screen Name, I can tell that you are curious. My question is, what are you curious about? Are you bi-curious? Because my beloved wife has assured me that that only means lesbians who are curious about being with men.

Are you curious about your place in the universe, or in The Kingdom of God™? Because I assure you, if you are one of the Elect™, you will reign with Him!

Are you curious about Landover Baptist Church™? You should read more extensively about us, including this.

And what made you think Christianity was supposed to be "all-accepting?"
I suggest you read my sermon, "Who Does God Hate?" Here are a couple of excerpts for you:

“Not every one that saith unto me, Lord,Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. MANY will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you; depart from me, ye that work iniquity.” Mat. 7:21-23.
They will stiffly deny that they ever neglected Christ, in hunger, nakedness, or in prison, till he confutes them with the sentence of their condemnation. See, Mat. 25.

These shallow-thinking, vain, God-loves-everybody heretics have a favorite verse of Scripture, which they have twisted and perverted into a Satanic lie, – just so they can have a proof text for their crooked theology. They snipe from the bushes, and sometimes lob that verse, like a hand grenade, which never explodes, due to lack of powder. A man yelled it at me from the audience –(just lobbed it over 20 or 30 rows of people) – in Casper, Wyoming, during the 3-hour debate with the Harvard theologian that I mentioned earlier. “What about John 3:16?” he yelled. Well, what about it? Even if you have a brain the size of a pea, or a BB, – or even if you checked your brain at the door such as is required at most churches, – you would know right away that John 3:16 does not support your miserable case, and you would leave it on a big sign at NFL Professional Football games behind the goal post. Some guys used to buy seats behind the goal post, where they would hold up a big sign reading “John 3:16,” so that whenever the TV cameras panned to the end zone behind the goal post – such as touchdowns, field goals, etc. – the millions watching Sunday afternoon NFL football would be evangelized by the sign, John 3:16 and the clown in his rainbow wig. Yeah, like everybody in America doesn’t know John 3:16; which is the sum total of their religious experience. Take a close look at John 3:16—“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.”—(John 3:16)

Now put up 1 John 2:15 right next to John 3:16 – and learn a thing or two about Bible exposition; and quit using your own laziness as an excuse for being so Bible dumb. Here’s what 1 John 2:15 says—“Love NOT the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.” (1 John 2:15) In other words, if you love the world, you are lost and on your way to Hell. 1 John 2:15. You get that? If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him; and if the love of the Father is not in him, he is lost and on his way to Hell; ergo, if any man love the world...he is lost and on his way to Hell. So, those two verses taken together reach an illogical and unreasonable conclusion – if you insist on John 3:16 meaning God loves every individual of mankind. They come to this: God loves the world; but if man loves the world he’s lost and on his way to Hell.

I suggest you take a gander at Pastor Ezekiel's wonderful signature:

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

So you see, God does not "love" everyone, and neither does any True Christian™.

In Christ,
Warren

[Sister Kristi]

Re: Curious.

My dear sister, please understand that your path is not the righteous path to GOD. I would be happy to steer you in the right direction, I have some curtains that need some taking care of, and my carpets are in need of cleaning. My husband does watch over me, so he will be around to help out as well.

[Joe Rolandowsky]

Re: Curious.

God said...

"And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth." King James Version, Genesis 1:28

Now how does a lesbian follow Gods' word? How do you intend to multiply?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Curious.

My dear sister, please understand that your path is not the righteous path to GOD. I would be happy to steer you in the right direction, I have some curtains that need some taking care of, and my carpets are in need of cleaning. My husband does watch over me, so he will be around to help out as well.

This is not a sleazy lezbean pick-up site. Go ask your husband to lay a good beating on you, and tell him that Pastor Ezekiel said you richly deserve it.

With His great compassion, Jesus condemns all homers, including lezbeans.

Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Curious.

That is not true.
You love only women, not men, therefore you are not "all-loving".

Personally, I recognize the lesbians as part of the HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA which on December 21, 2012 the LESBIAN BARBECUE GRAND MOON WORSHIP RITUAL WILL CONCUR WITH MILLIONS OF PEOPLE TOSSED INTO THE FIRE TO BE ROASTED AND TO FILL STOMACHS OF CANNIBAL LESBIANS.

I learned this from television channel 74 when a Robot Wife Mowing Lawn on Roof stopped a commercial and addressed me by name. I was in Wichita, Kansas when I had this experience. The year was 1994 and it was in the spring, if I recall correctly. Have you been to Wichita before? STRONG TV SIGNALS FROM ALL STAR SYSTEMS CONVERGE ON TOWN IN SAME PATTERN OF RAILROAD TRACKS.

Oh no! Helmholtz, did God give you another prophecy regarding how believers could avoid this terrible fate?

I must go track down a True Christian™ arms dealer Defender Of The Faith so that I may prepare for this!

[ilovemesomelindsay]

Re: Curious.

Why do you mock god with your carpet licking mouth?

[Brother Jessup]

Re: Curious.

im a lesbian, all loving, person who gets on the internet constantly and basically dus the exact oppisite of what youve said on your site here.

i am curious, what would you do about that? like you seem to all be very opinionated which is cool. but like... i think id be scared to even get around any of u in fear that youd stone me or somethin.. where i though christianity was supposed to be all accepting

What you really need is a nice Christian boy to marry you, take you home and beat the lezbo out of you and spank the Christian into you. You'd really be surprised how much good a nice wholesome Christian beating can do for a hell bound girly-dike like yourself. Hopefully, you're one of those lipstick lezbo's, because then you'd stand a much better chance of getting a proper Christian man to pop the question to you.

Think about how much better your life would be if you could marry a swell Christian fellow. Imagine all the neat benefits. For one, you'd be able to cash in on all the tax advantages that come with the married filing joint status on your state and federal tax returns. Also, you'd be able to experience the joy of giving birth to as many as ten or fifteen kids the natural way, without having to rely on test tubes, crotch needles and expensive quack surgeries. In addition, you'd be able to spend more time on your quilting and knitting, while your sweet hubby was away at the office.

Most importantly, marrying a Christian man would put a smile on Jesus’ face because the world would have one less short-haired, atheist dike running around posting her nonsense on Christian forums like these.


The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken……..Amen!