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  • Brother Manuel
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2009
    • 4

    #1

    A solution for my country

    Hello

    I came across with this website yesterday and I realized this is the best place for ranting a little bit and to seek help for all the souls living in this country.

    Sometimes I wish I lived the lives my great-great parents lived. Times of joy, trust and god-loving happiness. Those evil communists say that the Portuguese inquisition is a black spot in our country's history. I tell you: it isn't. During those times, people LOVED God. People WORSHIPED with their own hearts the Holy One. People FEARED him. But FEAR is LOVE. If I hit my woman for not doing what's she's supposed to do it is NOT ONLY because I want her to fear me but it's also because I LOVE her and I want her to be a True Christian and a God-loving individual. Hence, when we FEARED God we LOVED him. Pretty simple.

    But times changed. We went from a God-Loving country to a Socialist, atheist and unholy one. People went AS FAR as electing an arguably homosexual Prime-Minister. How can a country, that SPREAD God's fortune and LOVE throughout the globe fell so deep into such blasphemy?! Even aborts are now legalized in here. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? PEOPLE ARE JOKING WITH GOD'S POWER! He will get MAD one day or another and UN-HOLY people will PAY!

    Not to mention our neighbors, Spain. Legalizing homosexual marriages; Aborts; Zoophiliac pornographic videos! They also sunk into such a terrible mistake that is plaguing Europe.

    But, Brothers, I think I know from where these terrible events are coming.

    And you know it just as well as me.

    The Netherlands, that filthy heaten country. I want to know: HOW CAN WE STOP THEM FROM PLAGUING THE WORLD?

    My people needs God's help before it's too late.

    Pray for our souls just as we pray for yours.

    Your God-Loving Brother,

    Manuel de Foda Cristo.
  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #2
    Re: A solution for my country

    Your "great-great parents" are dead. Get over it. Now, get my lawn edged. And don't tell me you are not mexican. I recognize the accent, Diego!
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Brother Manuel
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      Under Investigation
      • Jun 2009
      • 4

      #3
      Re: A solution for my country

      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
      Your "great-great parents" are dead. Get over it. Now, get my lawn edged. And don't tell me you are not mexican. I recognize the accent, Diego!
      May God forgive you. That's just all I ask.

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      • Assequins
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jun 2009
        • 1

        #4
        Re: A solution for my country

        James Hutchins, do you have something against portuguese people?

        It seems so..

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        • Tertius The Scribe
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • May 2009
          • 452

          #5
          Re: A solution for my country

          Originally posted by Assequins View Post
          James Hutchins, do you have something against portuguese people?

          It seems so..
          It seems you have a problem with endearing love!

          Christian love means beating someone until they accept Jesus as their one and only savior!

          Get that through your thick skull!

          Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


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          • Professor Bessemer
            Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
            Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
            Darwin's Worst Nightmare
            True Christian™
            • May 2009
            • 2952

            #6
            Re: A solution for my country

            Those are wise, though foreign words my friend. You may have a chance at attaining the Kingdom. Tell me, you're not a ring-kissing, bead-counting papist are you? Your country is lousy with, among other things, Mary-worshippers.
            Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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            • Brother Manuel
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              Under Investigation
              • Jun 2009
              • 4

              #7
              Re: A solution for my country

              No, I'm not brother. I was taught from birth to follow the Wise and Holy Writings and I was taught since ever to live life as a fellow Baptist. I may live in a country that was cursed with Catholicism but one can't deny that even those inferior beings did some good. It's undeniable that the Inquisition had its own good things. And He knows it.

              Now my point is this: the USA needs to settle its own inquisition and exterminate all the heathens throughout this land God gave us. And that includes catholics too, if they don't realize their errors. I believe that USA needs to do it, because if they don't, no one else will.

              From your Brother,

              Manuel

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              • Professor Bessemer
                Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                True Christian™
                • May 2009
                • 2952

                #8
                Re: A solution for my country

                Originally posted by Brother Manuel View Post
                No, I'm not brother. I was taught from birth to follow the Wise and Holy Writings and I was taught since ever to live life as a fellow Baptist. I may live in a country that was cursed with Catholicism but one can't deny that even those inferior beings did some good. It's undeniable that the Inquisition had its own good things. And He knows it.

                Now my point is this: the USA needs to settle its own inquisition and exterminate all the heathens throughout this land God gave us. And that includes catholics too, if they don't realize their errors. I believe that USA needs to do it, because if they don't, no one else will.

                From your Brother,

                Manuel
                Now friend, we can't go around killing people for not believing as we do, we must leave that to God. The Lord wants us to follow secular laws. We be no better than common criminals if we took the law into our own hands.

                Now, if you are advocating that we try and change secular law so it is more in line with God's Laws, then we are in agreement. Murder is wrong, unless both God and the state agree that it is righteous. Amen.
                Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: A solution for my country

                  Originally posted by Brother Manuel View Post
                  Hello

                  I came across with this website yesterday and I realized this is the best place for ranting a little bit and to seek help for all the souls living in this country.

                  Sometimes I wish I lived the lives my great-great parents lived. Times of joy, trust and god-loving happiness. Those evil communists say that the Portuguese inquisition is a black spot in our country's history. I tell you: it isn't. During those times, people LOVED God. People WORSHIPED with their own hearts the Holy One. People FEARED him. But FEAR is LOVE. If I hit my woman for not doing what's she's supposed to do it is NOT ONLY because I want her to fear me but it's also because I LOVE her and I want her to be a True Christian and a God-loving individual. Hence, when we FEARED God we LOVED him. Pretty simple.

                  But times changed. We went from a God-Loving country to a Socialist, atheist and unholy one. People went AS FAR as electing an arguably homosexual Prime-Minister. How can a country, that SPREAD God's fortune and LOVE throughout the globe fell so deep into such blasphemy?! Even aborts are now legalized in here. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? PEOPLE ARE JOKING WITH GOD'S POWER! He will get MAD one day or another and UN-HOLY people will PAY!

                  Not to mention our neighbors, Spain. Legalizing homosexual marriages; Aborts; Zoophiliac pornographic videos! They also sunk into such a terrible mistake that is plaguing Europe.

                  But, Brothers, I think I know from where these terrible events are coming.

                  And you know it just as well as me.

                  The Netherlands, that filthy heaten country. I want to know: HOW CAN WE STOP THEM FROM PLAGUING THE WORLD?

                  My people needs God's help before it's too late.

                  Pray for our souls just as we pray for yours.

                  Your God-Loving Brother,

                  Manuel de Foda Cristo.
                  TL;DR

                  Sorry, but I don't think anyone cares what happens in your God-forsaken country, Pablo.

                  Now be a good little wetback and sneak back across the border. We have no work for you here.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • cjohnnson
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 18

                    #10
                    Re: A solution for my country

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    TL;DR

                    Sorry, but I don't think anyone cares what happens in your God-forsaken country, Pablo.

                    Now be a good little wetback and sneak back across the border. We have no work for you here.
                    Ezekiel otario...Portugal isnt mexico.take a look in google or something like that.Portugal is in Europe,the place where the civilized world was born.
                    Have you ever heard of it?i assume you dont.its because of people like you that the most part of our planet dont like americans.Its because of people like you that world peace will never exist.Youre only good arguing with others.God didnt put people in this world for that.I know that im going to get banned because when you dont have arguments to argue thats what you do.But i dont mind.Im happy because i know that your fanatic religion will never be spread to no place else.And if it does, im happy too because i know that it wont last long.Have a happy life.And i hope that you lose those 5 year old thaughts.If you have to teach people something teach them well.bye fils de putain

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: A solution for my country

                      All I got out of that hateful rant was that you think Christianity is a "fanatic religion." I wonder if you would like to back that up with Scripture?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • cjohnnson
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 18

                        #12
                        Re: A solution for my country

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        All I got out of that hateful rant was that you think Christianity is a "fanatic religion." I wonder if you would like to back that up with Scripture?
                        And you are fanatic!I mean you beat the hell out of your wives because they accidentally lost things...you are suposed to kill your suns instead of teaching them right....You say youre not racist....Why then dont you like obama?Sorry man...thats my opinion....
                        sincerely...

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                        • cjohnnson
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 18

                          #13
                          Re: A solution for my country

                          And i would like a sincere response now please...Why do you hate the other countries so much?
                          Thanks in advance

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                          • Professor Bessemer
                            Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                            Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                            Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2009
                            • 2952

                            #14
                            Re: A solution for my country

                            Originally posted by cjohnnson View Post
                            Ezekiel otario...Portugal isnt mexico.take a look in google or something like that.Portugal is in Europe,the place where the civilized world was born.
                            Have you ever heard of it?i assume you dont.its because of people like you that the most part of our planet dont like americans.Its because of people like you that world peace will never exist.Youre only good arguing with others.God didnt put people in this world for that.I know that im going to get banned because when you dont have arguments to argue thats what you do.But i dont mind.Im happy because i know that your fanatic religion will never be spread to no place else.And if it does, im happy too because i know that it wont last long.Have a happy life.And i hope that you lose those 5 year old thaughts.If you have to teach people something teach them well.bye fils de putain
                            Do Portuguese computers not have space bars or return keys? I've tried three times to read that mess and each time I get a little further before my mind starts to hydroplane over that unbroken block of text.

                            Now I understand that Mr. Johnson has not had the advantages of our Christian Homeschooling Education System, but I must say this: I will not read any more of your posts unless you take the time to add paragraph breaks, spaces between sentences, and as proper grammar as you can manage with your limited education and American English skills.
                            Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                            Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                            • Tertius The Scribe
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2009
                              • 452

                              #15
                              Re: A solution for my country

                              Originally posted by cjohnnson View Post
                              And you are a fanatic! I mean you beat the hell out of your wives because they accidentally lose things. You are supposed to kill your sons instead of teaching them right. You say you're not racist; why then, don't you like Obama?

                              Sorry, that's my opinion.

                              Sincerely, (Carl Johnson; ?)

                              (Edited to be readable.)
                              First, beating is a generalization used for all fist-to-face contact with your wife, and I find it very distasteful, considering how different discipline and physical violence is. But True Christian™ men do discipline the hellfire out of their wives; do you not want to save souls from the depths of hell, you selfish commie?

                              Second, if you teach your sons right the first time through, there will be no need to dash their head against the rocks.

                              Third, you are a categorizing racist (a negro buck, too, judging from your screen name). You think that to dislike Obama you have to be racist? We hate Obama for many reasons, but not because he bears the Mark Of Cain.

                              Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


                              All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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