Be Selective During Your August Family Vacation

[Johny Joe Hold]

It bothers me when a national Christian site tries to offer advice to Christians. So often these sites get mixed up about what actual Christianity is and what it is not. I came across such a posting today. It lists 20 Christian sites a family can drive to in the U.S.

Some caution is in order. Lots of these places are Catholic. Don't go to Catholic places. They are there just to persuade you Catholics are part of Christianity. There are other places that are just nice natural sites. Don't waste your vacation of these either. I will admit that after you scratch all the Catholic cathedrals and leafy sites there are not many left. But the ones that are left can make for a Godly vacation.

One is Billy Graham's home and library. Billy was a Baptist and while we at Landover thought he did not hold a candle to Pastor Zeke, he was a Baptist force.

The Ark Encounter another must see. This is an actual replica based on the same plans Noah used. Go see the Ark and cheer over the sinners who drowned.

I just list some others, One is the Bible Museum in DC. Another is the Creation Museum.

Journey of Faith: 21 Christian Sites in America (msn.com)

[WWJDnow]

I am shocked that the Landover Baptist Church campus was not on this list. Just think of all of the amazing attractions we have to offer here: the Pastor Deacon Fred baptismal site and water park, the world's fourth largest plastic Jesus, several award-winning golf courses, real slave quarters from before the FBI raid in the 1970's, luxury menstrual segregation shacks for the trophy wives of visiting billionaires, the Passion of the Christ puppet show, the most extensive rifle range operated by a Church in the US, and, of course, God's favorite church services on Sunday.

[Cranky Old Man]

I don't like inviting tourists to Landover. They smell fully, they talk weird, and almost all of them are unsaved sinners.