First of all, I would like to praise our
ly
First Lady Melania on how elegant and classy she looked. I was impressed by her conservative and tasteful navy blue ensemble with matching boater hat. She looked exquisite at both of the Presidential Inaugurations.

Now, we unfortunately must address Lauren Sanchez, Jeff Bezos's latest squeeze. She looked like a cheap whore that bought her outfit off of the Target sales rack. Also, with all of Jeff's billions, you would think she could afford better plastic surgery and a better wig. Disgusting! Let's also talk about how she was trying to damn souls to
by enticing them to stare at her cleavage! Vile! 



Now, we unfortunately must address Lauren Sanchez, Jeff Bezos's latest squeeze. She looked like a cheap whore that bought her outfit off of the Target sales rack. Also, with all of Jeff's billions, you would think she could afford better plastic surgery and a better wig. Disgusting! Let's also talk about how she was trying to damn souls to


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