[confedchick]

Re: What to do if you catch someone pleasuring themselves

I am human; therfore weak. I have been tempted on several occassions to take matters into my own hands. This is just ANOTHER reason I am so happy to have met K. We try incessantly to add to God's army (to no avail thus far). Sometimes, I'm too sore or exhausted to even form cognitive thought of any sort before he wants to try again!

God bless K for he is so dutiful to God in his efforts and guidance of me.

[thewhyguy]

Re: What to do if you catch someone pleasuring themselves

why would god give you these parts and make it feel good to pleasure yourself if it was a sin

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: What to do if you catch someone pleasuring themselves

Because you have knowledge of good and evil and possess free will.

Some folks make the right, Godly choice, and some folks don't.


That's why Hell isn't full yet.

[William.McDougall]

Re: What to do if you catch someone pleasuring themselves

Knowing that the community knows and is praying for you...that is what will keep the seed spiller in line.

So it is humiliation, and not prayer that actually keeps the offender in line?

[James Hutchins]

Re: What to do if you catch someone pleasuring themselves

If I ever catch anyone in my family doing this sort of disgusting stuff, I'll beat them to a pulp with a ax handle.

[thesleepyturtle]

Re: What to do if you catch someone pleasuring themselves

That first post was hilarious!

"The first thing you should do is INTERRUPT. Scream at them, tackle them, do whatever you have to do to free their hands from the evil clutch of their privates."

It's like satan is in control of their genitals. lol

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: What to do if you catch someone pleasuring themselves

Take a look at what happens when someone "pleasuring" himself accidentally squirted his icky-sticky stuff in his face:



He's just lucky that it didn't get in his eyes, or he would have been blinded for life!

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

[openmindedagnostic]

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I recieved a infraction for wall of text which was fair but also for off topic which was not as i was bang on topic I just happend to have a opposing viewpoint. Also if god struck him down then why doesnt god do so now to those who pleasure themselves? this is not a rhetorical question I actualy wish for an answer.

[FoundGirlJNB]

Re: What to do if you catch someone pleasuring themselves

I recieved a infraction for wall of text which was fair but also for off topic which was not as i was bang on topic I just happend to have a opposing viewpoint. Also if god struck him down then why doesnt god do so now to those who pleasure themselves? this is not a rhetorical question I actualy wish for an answer.

You should receive an infraction every time you post illegible sentances. Capsize when required (including, but not limited to, the use of God's name) and use American English whenever posting!

Welcome to God's favorite forum and welcome to God's favorite country, where we speak His favorite language!

[angels]

Re: What to do if you catch someone pleasuring themselves

I recieved a infraction for wall of text which was fair but also for off topic which was not as i was bang on topic I just happend to have a opposing viewpoint. Also if god struck him down then why doesnt god do so now to those who pleasure themselves? this is not a rhetorical question I actualy wish for an answer.

I have never seen such terrible grammar. And I am not good. But you make me look positively perfect. Always spell God with a capital G.

You actually wish for an answer. While God waits actually for you to show him respect.

[James Hutchins]

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After the first offense, I am a firm believer in screaming at the top of my head, whipping with a switch and dipping the offending body part in the deep fryer. The first time I catch one of the kids 'doing it', I get one of their pets and toss it in the fryer and tell them what will happen to them if they ever 'do it' again.

By the way, most pets taste like chicken.

[Nobar King]

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You should receive an infraction every time you post illegible sentences.

He's probably typing with one hand.

[FoundGirlJNB]

Re: What to do if you catch someone pleasuring themselves

He's probably typing with one hand.

Or one foot, more likely!
Foreigners!!!

[Wally's World]

Re: What to do if you catch someone pleasuring themselves

There is nothing wrong with masturbation as there is no Biblical condemnation of it. The "sin of Onan" has nothing to do with masturbation; it has to do with Onan not ejaculating into his brother's wife as he was commanded. He was slewn not for pleasuring himself but for rebellion against his father, Judah.

8And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.

9And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. 10And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What to do if you catch someone pleasuring themselves

There is nothing wrong with masturbation as there is no Biblical condemnation of it. The "sin of Onan" has nothing to do with masturbation; it has to do with Onan not ejaculating into his brother's wife as he was commanded. He was slewn not for pleasuring himself but for rebellion against his father, Judah.

Nice analysis.

Tell me, where is fornication deemed OK? Sex with yourself is mere homosexual fornication.