I'm Back...But Not Alone

[MoonFlower]

Hello Landover. Been a long while, but you know me. I go where ever the wind blows. So I'm back...dunno for how long though. But you see, I've come back an expecting mother. I haven't broke the news to Pa'Daddy. God knows he might use me (or the daddy) as target practice.

So since all of you have been there for me through good and bad, I'm hoping you will be able to lend a helping hand.

It's good to be back.

Moon

[Bob4God]

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Just what kind of help are you expecting? Why didn't you listen to us when we were warning you against the dangers of premarital sex and paganism?

Why is it that sinners are only willing to accept the gracious love and advice of True Christians only after they've gotten themselves into a mess that GOD is already too angry about to get them out of?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well look what the cat dragged in...

Why am I not surprised that you are with child? What with all the witch orgies you people participate in, it wouldn't surprise me if you were carrying a whole litter in your "cauldron."

I suppose satan is the father?

I wouldn't want to be you when Pastor Pistle finds out.

[MoonFlower]

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...it wouldn't surprise me if you were carrying a whole litter in your "cauldron."

A whole litter?! Gosh, I certainly hope not!

I suppose satan is the father?

Actually, pretty damn close. A Puerto Rican Satanist I met while my stay in Miami Beach. Gosh those Satanists have the BEST orgies!



Moon

[Mary O'Bryan Thorne]

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Young lady, you should be ashamed. Sharing your body with and acting like you enjoyed it! And you come here announcing your whorish behaviour? Have you NO self-esteem? You should be hanging your head and begging for forgiveness, not throwing your disgraceful behavior in everyone's face. There are people here that are honestly trying to repent and you come here giving them ideas that will make it harder.


You will be in my prayers regardless, as I am not to judge but to sing the praises of the Lord.

Mary

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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Has the ultrasound revealed the countenance of a gargoyle ???

[Brother Lazarus]

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Young lady, you should be ashamed. Sharing your body with and acting like you enjoyed it! And you come here announcing your whorish behaviour? Have you NO self-esteem? You should be hanging your head and begging for forgiveness, not throwing your disgraceful behavior in everyone's face. There are people here that are honestly trying to repent and you come here giving them ideas that will make it harder.


You will be in my prayers regardless, as I am not to judge but to sing the praises of the Lord.

Mary

Mary, you are both comely and four square for God, a rare combination indeed! All too many women of your unfortunate background and in possession of such God given beauty would continue to whore themselves out to Satan's minions.

You are an inspiration to us all!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Mary O'Bryan Thorne]

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Genesis 38:24 (King James Version)


24And it came to pass about three months after, that it was told Judah, saying, Tamar thy daughter in law hath played the harlot; and also, behold, she is with child by whoredom. And Judah said, Bring her forth, and let her be burnt.

[JennyD]

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Hello Landover. Been a long while, but you know me. I go where ever the wind blows. So I'm back...dunno for how long though. But you see, I've come back an expecting mother.

I was hoping you were going to say that you weren't alone because of your new friend, Jesus. But no, you're carrying Satanic spawn.

[MoonFlower]

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Young lady, you should be ashamed. Sharing your body with and acting like you enjoyed it!

ACTING like I enjoyed it?! Lady, who's acting?! I LOVED it!

You should be hanging your head and begging for forgiveness, not throwing your disgraceful behavior in everyone's face.

You're right, I'm sorry. Let me get on my knees right away...anyone seen Lar or Zeke???

There are people here that are honestly trying to repent and you come here giving them ideas that will make it harder.

I seem to have that effect on a lot of men. It's a curse, what can I say.

Has the ultrasound revealed the countenance of a gargoyle ???

No ultrasound yet. The last time they tried to ultrasound me the screen blew up. Very odd.

I was hoping you were going to say that you weren't alone because of your new friend, Jesus. But no, you're carrying Satanic spawn.

Yep pretty much. The only time I saw JC was on a pretty bad acid trip that landed me in a coma. Never EVER eat colorful mushrooms.


Moon

[MidwestCatLady]

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So, do you plan on staying a whore or is the heathen that lay with you going to marry you and pay your father? What a sad turn for your life and your child. I cannot believe you are making a mockery of the seriousness of your situation.

[Get Thee Hence!]

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burp

[Bob4God]

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This is so disgusting I had to read it three times!

Moonflower, I have no idea what kind of perverted pleasure you're getting out of playing the harlot on GOD's favorite forum, but it's putrid!

[Marshall]

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Needless to say I am disgusted and not surprised.

[angels]

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Some of us learn from our mistakes, quietly turning to God and praying hard for forgiveness.
While others carry on regardless, making hash ups and boasting of it. I wouldn't be so outspoken. Repent now, and stop with the whoring dear.