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  • Brother Lazarus
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jul 2008
    • 1062
    #1

    I need help. Yes, I have a Honda

    Yes my Brothers and Sisters, I have a Honda Accord. A 2007 EX-L to be exact.

    I was not yet Saved when I bought the car. The Satanic sales person seduced me away from a True American Ford when he told me that the Accord is manufactured in the USA. He led me to think I was helping American autoworkers by buying this car.

    I had no idea that Honda owners were part of a Satanic cult.

    I have to assume that Jesus is protecting me from this cult. He is surely protecting me from Satanic possession.

    I now have a moral dilemma. If I trade the car for a Godly Ford, some other person who does not have Jesus watching out for him may buy the car and become possessed by Satan.

    The same is true if I sell it directly to someone else.

    I could leave the keys in the car in hope that some unsaved trash steals it. If that happens will I be sinning if I file a claim with the insurance company?

    I could dump the car into the river. But I have the same dilemma as if I allowed it to be stolen.

    On the other hand, I am a Saved True Christian. Is it OK to just keep the car until it wears out? That may happen at 700,00 miles or in the year 2051 at my current annual mileage rate.

    I really need help here. The car is obviously Satanic, but I cannot afford the financial loss I would suffer if I just abandoned it.

    All help would be appreciated!

    Yours in Christ
    Brother Lazarus
    In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.
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    • Marshall
      Righteous and Patriotic
      Highest body count at the VFW
      True Christian™
      • Oct 2006
      • 3330
      #2
      Re: I need help. Yes, I have a Honda

      Shoot it and buy a truck.
      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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        • Brother Lazarus
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jul 2008
          • 1062
          #3
          Re: I need help. Yes, I have a Honda

          Originally posted by Marshall View Post
          Shoot it and buy a truck.
          I would, but if I just shot it I would not be able to afford buy the Godly F-250.

          Yours in Christ
          Brother Lazarus
          In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453
              #4
              Re: I need help. Yes, I have a Honda

              Go to the other side of the tracks. Lock your car, take the keys, try to save heathens. Forget about the car. One day, it may honestly get stolen while you were doing God's work. One of the little baby heathens from a honda form may be the culprit. Tell me brother, where would you park your car during what hours would it sit unattended?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • FittyCent
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 2
                  #5
                  Re: I need help. Yes, I have a Honda

                  All in all, I feel Honda's are still a bit ahead of Ford and the other American auto makers in terms of build quality. Blame Satan, but whatever dark magic they are using, it's putting them on the right track.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453
                      #6
                      Re: I need help. Yes, I have a Honda

                      Originally posted by FittyCent View Post
                      All in all, I feel Honda's are still a bit ahead of Ford and the other American auto makers in terms of build quality. Blame Satan, but whatever dark magic they are using, it's putting them on the right track.
                      Well, the thing is, they are all made in the USA. Same comment you just made was also made 20 years ago.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • FittyCent
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 2
                          #7
                          Re: I need help. Yes, I have a Honda

                          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                          Well, the thing is, they are all made in the USA. Same comment you just made was also made 20 years ago.
                          Lies. They must pay more for their manufacturer plants then.

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                            • Brother Lazarus
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 1062
                              #8
                              Re: I need help. Yes, I have a Honda

                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              Go to the other side of the tracks. Lock your car, take the keys, try to save heathens. Forget about the car. One day, it may honestly get stolen while you were doing God's work. One of the little baby heathens from a honda form may be the culprit. Tell me brother, where would you park your car during what hours would it sit unattended?
                              Daytime weekdays it is parked at the corporate headquarters at the company where my wife works. At night, it is in the garage. I could park it in the driveway at night but we live in a gated community where it is unlikely some teenage twit, a messican, or a Negro can enter to steal it. The guards are armed.

                              Now I also have a Godly Jeep Wrangler. I could start making my wife drive it to work. I could then park the "Honda" in more "suspect" places during the day.

                              Thanks for the suggestion!

                              Yours in Christ
                              Brother Lazarus
                              In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                                • Marshall
                                  Righteous and Patriotic
                                  Highest body count at the VFW
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Oct 2006
                                  • 3330
                                  #9
                                  Re: I need help. Yes, I have a Honda

                                  I have never owned a Japanese car or truck. It just doesn't seem right buying cars from those people. I drive a Ford and enjoy a Plymouth.
                                  God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                                    • Brother Lazarus
                                      Forum Member
                                      Forum Member
                                      • Jul 2008
                                      • 1062
                                      #10
                                      Re: I need help. Yes, I have a Honda

                                      Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                                      I have never owned a Japanese car or truck. It just doesn't seem right buying cars from those people. I drive a Ford and enjoy a Plymouth.
                                      Ah, Plymouths. My departed Uncle had a fully restored '59 Belvedere. Wonderful car.

                                      I was seduced by the notion that it was OK for a Japaneses car to be made in the USA. What is actually going on is a sort of misogynistic unHoly interracial marriage.

                                      Yours in Christ
                                      Brother Lazarus
                                      In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                                        • Marshall
                                          Righteous and Patriotic
                                          Highest body count at the VFW
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Oct 2006
                                          • 3330
                                          #11
                                          Re: I need help. Yes, I have a Honda

                                          Small world. I have a 60 Desoto.
                                          God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                                            • chuckysmalls
                                              Unsaved trash
                                              • Jul 2009
                                              • 6
                                              #12
                                              Re: I need help. Yes, I have a Honda

                                              I was interested in buying a 2010 Camaro, but I heard that it is made in Canada based on a platform developed in Australia! Does this make Chevy un-American?

                                              One could go crazy thinking about where each individual part is manufactured, and trying to buy only American made. Such a think no longer exists.

                                              Honda does make decent lawnmowers, though.

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                                                • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Jun 2009
                                                  • 2241
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: I need help. Yes, I have a Honda

                                                  I think the Honda could be sold to a blasphemer with no possible detriment to the buyers' Salvation as they are already consigned to the fiery pit.


                                                  As long as the sinners check doesn't bounce and you remit your tithe to Landover, all will be fine.

                                                  You could also unload the car on a homo . . .
                                                  Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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