Please join me in boycotting Oscar Mayer

[HTannor]

I, for one, have carried on a boycott for several years against the Oscar Mayer Company. I encourage others to do the same.

The reason for the boycott is that the company has blatantly maintained a fleet of motorized tallywackers that roams the country causing great embarrassment to those who practice modesty in their lives. The very thought of giant red phalluses being paraded amongst our impressionable youths just makes me ill.

In the last few days poetic justice was meted out when a young female driver (with a giant dick male member looming over her head) got confused about which gear she was in and slammed the rolling roscoe into someone’s home.

The resultant carnage clearly resembles a scene from some filthy porno movie wherein an innocent house has been penetrated by a giant wiener.

I give credit to Fox News (Fair and Balanced) for bringing this to our attention.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Please join me in boycotting Oscar Mayer

In the last few days poetic justice was meted out when a young female driver

There's your problem;

young female driver


This wrecked shmeki is another good example of the perils of letting women drive!!

[Nobar King]

Re: Please join me in boycotting Oscar Mayer

She probably couldn't stop thinking about the wiener she was driving around and couldn't control the vehicle with one hand in her pants on the steering wheel.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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Eww.

The sin of self pleasuring!

You could almost see she was tempted beyond her limit by the giant phallus.


Something else to consider, men are divinely ordained to know how to pilot their equipment, this woman driver might have some Lesbianation thing going on in that she chose a career path that put her in charge of where a penis was going. I think we might want to have a pastor here review this incident, seems like this accident has some disturbing gay angle to it, more than was apparent at first blush.

[Vavoline Johnson]

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So let me get this straight, every time you see a hotdog you imagine your looking at a cock? I would have that checked out if I were you.

Yes ma'am. We ain't had dem things in da house fo a long time. We didn't want LeVitra gettin any kind of bad thoughts in dat empty head o hers.

[Plan B]

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innocent house has been penetrated by a giant wiener

Utterly Brilliant. Kudos.