Is conversion possible?

[FailPope]

How does one stops being catlick? Is it possible for me to undo my past and seek redemption?

First of all I know that eventually I'll need to move to America, since there is no other country blessed by God. Canada is a liberal country and it betrays America by letting terrorists cross the borders. God will punish Canada and I don't want to be living there when that day comes.

What else is there to do?

[Jenni111]

Re: Is conversion possible?

How does one stops being catlick? Is it possible for me to undo my past and seek redemption?

First of all I know that eventually I'll need to move to America, since there is no other country blessed by God. Canada is a liberal country and it betrays America by letting terrorists cross the borders. God will punish Canada and I don't want to be living there when that day comes.

What else is there to do?

I live in Canada

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Is conversion possible?

Dear friend:

As long as you have not blasphemed against the Holy Ghost, there is hope for you. In addition to renouncing the Roman institution, you must also renounce (and burn, if you have a hard copy) the false Bible that you have quoted in your signature line, as we follow the King James Bible only.

[FailPope]

Re: Is conversion possible?

Thank you pastor, this propaganda book will burn.

[HTannor]

Re: Is conversion possible?

The LBC has had wonderful results in de-negrifying some of our Brothers and Sisters - Miss Valvoline Johnson is a good example.

I foresee no major problems in getting you de-papisted. The french part of you may be an entirely different issue, but we will try.

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: Is conversion possible?

I live in Canada

I'm sorry, I didn't know! Well, you could always move I guess. And make sure you exchange your weird money before you do, if a real bank will take that Canada stuff.

Doesn't your nickel have a beaver on it? I think they are cute and all, how they chew down trees and make damns. But the word beaver is rude sometimes, if you know what I mean.

It just seems like a bad idea to put a beaver on money. Highschooler guys are rude enough as it is, nickels shouldn't be giving them excuses to say the word beaver!

Tammi

[HTannor]

Re: Is conversion possible?

Doesn't your nickel have a beaver on it? I think they are cute and all, how they chew down trees and make damns. But the word beaver is rude sometimes, if you know what I mean.
Tammi

I'm really shocked about this. I've always thought of beavers as very nice. All furry, warm, and cuddly.

[Skeng-man-mode]

Re: Is conversion possible?

Allah Says you may do what you want.

[Nobar King]

Re: Is conversion possible?

Allah Says you may do what you want.

Terror alert RED!!