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  • whiteroses
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    Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Women

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Scarves, sure. Just send me your story and pics via email. Does your husband let you use any of his credit cards?
    Thank you pastor, I will do so. I am very grateful fr your time and help. I do not havaccess to my husbands credit cards, however I am sure he will be happy to share any necessary financial information with you man to man. I am but a woman and do not have the level of competence required to be trusted with such important details. I make the dinner and grow the babies. And whatever else my husband, and once we find a church, my pastor so wishes me to do. Mans will is my instruction.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Women

    Originally posted by whiteroses View Post
    Pastor, may I ask if this offer is also open to married Christian women in the age range? I am almost 20, and currently with child. For such a worthy cause I know that my mother would take care of my children, and I know my husband would be supportive of any means necessary to get a better wife. Indeed living in Ireland, it is difficult to find any True Christian social contact.
    For our prayer time, I have a head scarf, and sometimes eye scarf as my husband says they help make women feel closer to the Lord, as our heads should be covered during prayer (Corinthians state this quite plainly - "
    But every woman that prayeth or propesieth with her head uncovered dishounoureth her head, since that is one and the same as having her head shaved")

    If I would be of acceptable limits to you pastor, should I bring these scarves?
    Scarves, sure. Just send me your story and pics via email. Does your husband let you use any of his credit cards?

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  • whiteroses
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    Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Women

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Ma'am, Rev. Jim is on hiatus for the next 8-10 years. If you are in need of Christian counseling, the link to my email address is at the bottom of my signature. Confidentiality guaranteed. Pics to the front of the line.
    Pastor, may I ask if this offer is also open to married Christian women in the age range? I am almost 20, and currently with child. For such a worthy cause I know that my mother would take care of my children, and I know my husband would be supportive of any means necessary to get a better wife. Indeed living in Ireland, it is difficult to find any True Christian social contact.
    For our prayer time, I have a head scarf, and sometimes eye scarf as my husband says they help make women feel closer to the Lord, as our heads should be covered during prayer (Corinthians state this quite plainly - "
    But every woman that prayeth or propesieth with her head uncovered dishounoureth her head, since that is one and the same as having her head shaved")

    If I would be of acceptable limits to you pastor, should I bring these scarves?

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Women

    Originally posted by Kewlcat View Post
    I'm 23. I wouldn't be able to fly anywhere, but if it were at all possible I would love to have an email-conversation with you. I'm new to Christianity, so I don't Know much about it.

    Thank you for your time and consideration
    Kat
    Ma'am, Rev. Jim is on hiatus for the next 8-10 years. If you are in need of Christian counseling, the link to my email address is at the bottom of my signature. Confidentiality guaranteed. Pics to the front of the line.

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  • Kewlcat
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    I'm 23. I wouldn't be able to fly anywhere, but if it were at all possible I would love to have an email-conversation with you. I'm new to Christianity, so I don't Know much about it.

    Thank you for your time and consideration
    Kat

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  • Vavoline Johnson
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    Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

    Originally posted by liveforHim View Post
    Okay, no offense or anything but type normally, please? "Gawd" is not "God" and thanks for your Welcome and everything but really? "dat" "wimmin?" "wif" "lawd," what is that? That's not English. That's poor English. Youthgroup's are not made for lesbians they are made to teach a bunch of people at the same time about God. Guys are allowed too but Rev. seems to only want to teach women. So I made a thing to say women only.
    I aint understandin one word you jist said!

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  • Kayla For Christ
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    Hi Reverend.

    This looks like what I need because I can't seem to meet any Christian men. Do you ever come to Miami? You could stay in our apartment.

    And I'm in cosmetology school and think I can make your hair look a little more natural and real!

    Please help me?

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  • Nathan B. Forrest
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    Originally posted by HTannor View Post
    Is there an echo in here?
    Sometimes retards forget what they just said; I think that fella may just be one of them. Since he's obviously mentally disabled, we should be a bit more lenient with him.

    Well, OK, maybe not. It was just a random thought.

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  • HTannor
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    Originally posted by Russian View Post
    and how can you sit there behind your computer screen calling another human being an idiot and claim you are a true christian?
    Originally posted by Russian View Post
    and how can you sit there behind your computer screen calling another human being an idiot and claim you are a true christian?
    Is there an echo in here?

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Originally posted by Russian View Post
    and how can you sit there behind your computer screen calling another human being an idiot and claim you are a true christian?
    True Christians™ do not lie as God hates liars. So when someone is an idiot, we call him an idiot, idiot!

    Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

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  • Russian
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    Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
    Thank you Mitza for showing Widow's Son that he is indeed an illiterate idiot who thought he one-upped the Good Reverend.
    and how can you sit there behind your computer screen calling another human being an idiot and claim you are a true christian?

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  • Lost Sheep McUinnean
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    Originally posted by Russian View Post
    and how can you sit there behind your computer screen calling another human being an idiot and claim you are a true christian?
    Because True Christians must always be truthful. It's in the Bible.
    God is always truthful. He smote many peoples He thought little of or for their sins.

    If God though you were a frozen-ferret-headed ear-muffed vodka-pickled illiterate spastic, do you honestly think he'd worry about your feelings beofre telling you?


    Seriously. Get a gripski.

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  • Russian
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    Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
    Thank you Mitza for showing Widow's Son that he is indeed an illiterate idiot who thought he one-upped the Good Reverend.
    and how can you sit there behind your computer screen calling another human being an idiot and claim you are a true christian?

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  • Nobar King
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    Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

    Originally posted by Russian View Post
    This is one funny thread. A firm hand on what? Open their legs? Inside? So you can probe them with what? Your dick? And satisfy then in what way? You sick piece of shit.
    Is this how you read your Bible, too? Pick and choose which scripture means something to you?

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  • Russian
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    Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
    Listen, you sex-crazed hussy...where do I say anything about sexual relations? NOWHERE! I simply talk, discuss, help, and provide a firm hand in guidance for young women. The reason why it takes place in such an exquisite hotel is to put the young lady at ease because I want her to be as open and honest with herself as she possibly can. We all know women of that age are emotional trainwrecks. I need easy access inside of them so I can probe them and help them achieve spiritual satisfaction.
    This is one funny thread. A firm hand on what? Open their legs? Inside? So you can probe them with what? Your dick? And satisfy then in what way? You sick piece of shit.

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