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  • #61
    Re: Please help for my sin!

    Originally posted by devils advocate View Post
    Yuk, this whole thread is disgusting. Be weary of the people that are trying to help you here. The second you explained yourself, pastors jumped right in and "called dibs" like your a prize to be won. They're fooling you.

    All you so called pastors should be ashamed, wanting to hear details, wanting photos, wanting their underwear in exchange for gifts. What the hell kind of Christians are you? Your all f***ed up. You guys can get off by "helping" young girls? You old bastards need to keep it in your pants.

    And to the OP, do what makes you feel good.
    Originally posted by devils advocate View Post
    Your decisions are totally up to you. Do what feels right TO YOU, and not anyone else.

    I urge you to go back through these pages and read some of the posts by Pastor and Jim. It's really creepy how they want pictures of you,...not cool. And do not buy those hands for your underwear, that's disgusting. It's a waste of your money and it fulfills their fantasies. These guys are all deeply disturbed molesters.
    You're SICK! You're the one telling this girl that emming is OK and that she should do it, and you're calling Pastor Zeke and Reverend Jim sick?

    PUH-leeze! I bet you I would be emming like all the time if it weren't for Reverend Jim's Prayer Cloths! Unlike you, he tells me how bad emming is and how much Jesus doesn't want me to do it.

    If anyones a molester, it's you!


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    • #62
      Re: Please help for my sin!

      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
      If you like something, that's usually a warning sign meaning that it's a sin.

      If there's one person you shouldn't be listening to, it's the Devil, or any of his advocates. It's hardly the most confidence-inspiring name, now is it?
      Oh hush,

      Nicole, I live my life to the fullest. It's only natural to be curious. Get what you need and take what you want...the rest is up to you.

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      • #63
        Re: Please help for my sin!

        Originally posted by devils advocate View Post
        Oh hush,

        Nicole, I live my life to the fullest. It's only natural to be curious. Get what you need and take what you want...the rest is up to you.
        I think I already know the answer to this question, but I will go ahead and ask it anyway.

        What church do attend friend?
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        • #64
          Re: Please help for my sin!

          Originally posted by devils advocate View Post
          Get what you need and take what you want...the rest is up to you.
          Precisely. She needs Salvation. Once she's turned her life over to God, the rest will be up to Him.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #65
            Re: Please help for my sin!

            Hello Nicole,

            I didn't want to intrude while you were giving your honest, heartfelt testimony on Friday, but now I will give you my advice. I think you should listen to Professor Bessemer. It seemed to me that you were really able to open up completely, and follow his sage instruction. If he says to gradually cut back on your habit, I think you should do it.

            God Bless,

            Johnny

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            • #66
              Re: Please help for my sin!

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              Precisely. She needs Salvation. Once she's turned her life over to God, the rest will be up to Him.
              She's just wondering why she's horny all the time...that's all. She's human! The only reason we exist is to F*CK and spread the Human race.

              And to the questioner above: Music is my Religion

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              • #67
                Re: Please help for my sin!

                Originally posted by devils advocate View Post
                She's just wondering why she's horny all the time...that's all. She's human! The only reason we exist is to F*CK and spread the Human race.
                No, the only reason we exist is because God created us.
                And to the questioner above: Music is my Religion
                Can music cleanse you of your sins? Did Jimmy Cliff lead the Jews out of slavery? Could Shane MacGowan walk on water? Are Chuck D and Flava Flav going to save you from eternal Hellfire? Do you really think that KMFDM are the way, the truth and the light?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • #68
                  Re: Please help for my sin!

                  Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                  Hello Nicole,

                  I didn't want to intrude while you were giving your honest, heartfelt testimony on Friday, but now I will give you my advice. I think you should listen to Professor Bessemer. It seemed to me that you were really able to open up completely, and follow his sage instruction. If he says to gradually cut back on your habit, I think you should do it.

                  God Bless,

                  Johnny
                  Thank you firstly for keeping watch over this I'm thankful that you and many others are taking an interest for my well being and it means a lot. I've been really trying hard to cut down and I know that my parents would be very angry if I told them what I was doing at nights. I can't bring myself to say to them because of what they may think and I don't want to upset them either. Maybe to just end all problems, I should just stop doing the act all together and try to keep my mind off it.

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                  • #69
                    Re: Please help for my sin!

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    No, the only reason we exist is because God created us.

                    Can music cleanse you of your sins? Did Jimmy Cliff lead the Jews out of slavery? Could Shane MacGowan walk on water? Are Chuck D and Flava Flav going to save you from eternal Hellfire? Do you really think that KMFDM are the way, the truth and the light?
                    I listen to just Electronic/Dance/Techno. Music is what gives me center, it's what makes me focus, it's who I am. I could give 2 shits about the cleansing of sins crap.

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                    • #70
                      Re: Please help for my sin!

                      Originally posted by devils advocate View Post
                      I listen to just Electronic/Dance/Techno.
                      You're a druggie, in other words.
                      Music is what gives me center, it's what makes me focus, it's who I am.
                      Considering you're into that electro crap, this statement is even sadder than it would be anyway. A bunch of nonsense knocked together with almost no effort by some loser sitting around in his bedroom twiddling knobs is who you are? If you are techno music, does that mean you're only tolerable to people on MDMA?
                      I could give 2 shits about the cleansing of sins crap.
                      You'll wish you'd given a lot more when you wake up in the next world to find Satan defecating on you for eternity.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • #71
                        Re: Please help for my sin!

                        Originally posted by Nicole1Happy View Post
                        Thank you firstly for keeping watch over this I'm thankful that you and many others are taking an interest for my well being and it means a lot. I've been really trying hard to cut down and I know that my parents would be very angry if I told them what I was doing at nights. I can't bring myself to say to them because of what they may think and I don't want to upset them either. Maybe to just end all problems, I should just stop doing the act all together and try to keep my mind off it.
                        I'd advise against going "cold turkey" as they say Nicole. You body is currently accustomed to sinning. And I have not asked this yet, but I gather from reading the thread that you are doing this on a nightly basis, and sometimes in the morning as well?

                        If you stop too quickly, you could fall victim to Female Hysteria. You see, your body is currently addicted to the hysterical paroxysms you are giving yourself through your unholy rubbing sessions. You must slowly ween yourself of this spiritually debilitating habit. Thinking of Jesus while you are debasing yourself may help you taper off as well.
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                        • #72
                          Re: Please help for my sin!

                          Thank you professor Bessemer. I will take your advice and slowly stop. I really wouldn't like to suffer from Female Hysteria. That don't sound nice at all. I would like to stop as soon as possible. Keeping Jesus in my thoughts will hopefully help keep temptation of sinning away.

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                          • #73
                            Re: Please help for my sin!

                            Originally posted by Nicole1Happy View Post
                            Thank you professor Bessemer. I will take your advice and slowly stop. I really wouldn't like to suffer from Female Hysteria. That don't sound nice at all. I would like to stop as soon as possible. Keeping Jesus in my thoughts will hopefully help keep temptation of sinning away.
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                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • #74
                              Re: Please help for my sin!

                              Thank you I always shower twice, wash my clothing and wash my hands twice until the heat burns at the top layer of my hands and then use a bactericidal sterile cleanser after that. It's usually a lengthy process but necessary.

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                              • #75
                                Re: Please help for my sin!

                                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                You're a druggie, in other words.

                                Considering you're into that electro crap, this statement is even sadder than it would be anyway. A bunch of nonsense knocked together with almost no effort by some loser sitting around in his bedroom twiddling knobs is who you are? If you are techno music, does that mean you're only tolerable to people on MDMA?

                                You'll wish you'd given a lot more when you wake up in the next world to find Satan defecating on you for eternity.
                                How does listening to Electronic music make me a druggie, your full of shit dude.

                                You guys can throw your stereotypes all you want, it doesn't change the fact that that's my taste in music.

                                Well I don't believe in Heaven or Hell, so therefore I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. If I don't believe in it, I'm not going there...that includes Heaven.

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