Self Abuse Issues? Whack It Off!

[Johnofallfaith]

I -- by the power of Jesus and Xtranormal -- am here to help all those who are suffering from self abuse issues. This godly video is God's true remedy to the sin of Onanism. Watch it, then repent!

And would one of you holy saints please tell me how to post you tube Videos here? I've seen them posted here, but after trying everything I can think of I still have not figured this out. Thank you Jesus and thank you whoever revealeth this holy mystery unto me.

Amen

[Johnofallfaith]

Re: Self Abuse Issues? Whack It Off!

Beloved in Christ and godless heathens destined to HELL,

It hath been brought to my attention that portions of this video (at the beginning and the end) MAY need to be clarified.

I post my videos to diverse places including some of SATAN's dens of iniquities (like You Tube) that some few might be saved. By the wording (calling the information religious humor and so on), the EVIL shields of SATAN are lowered and the sinners receive the WORD even against their own sinful hearts. In this I follow the admonition of the LORD:

Matt 10:16: ...be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves.

While our LORD did not example this technique, Paul did. You will recall the following from your holy studies:

Acts 17:22 Then Paul stood in the midst of Mars' hill, and said, Ye men of Athens, I perceive that in all things ye are too superstitious.
23 For as I passed by, and beheld your devotions, I found an altar with this inscription, TO THE UNKNOWN GOD. Whom therefore ye ignorantly worship, him declare I unto you.

We today have godless Laodecians (Rev. 3:14-19) and other infidels whose superstitious errors are all the more pronounced. Persuading them to "open the door" of their licentious hearts (Rev 3:20) requires even more finesse at times. Easing their suspicions with cooling words before bringing down the hammer of GOD's TRUTH is a tried and true method... Thank you Jesus.

Being here in this holy place you all should be able to handle the truth, unlike some of the infidels who go to YouTube and similar places looking for EVIL to slake their wicked desires.

So just ignore that bit in Jesus' name lest ye perish in the Way!

[devils advocate]

Re: Self Abuse Issues? Whack It Off!

That video is awful haha