The Witch Infestation

[Jimmy C Lombardo]

With twitlight and hairy pothead on the rise on rapin' the minds of our youth, we got problems ahead. Just as I was headin' out to Jim's supermarket to pick up some quality beef, I saw this:




A dead witch!? It ain't even October yet!

This is gettin' me mighty nervous cuse Ive got a son and daughter to worry about. Every Halloween I get witches and other secular scum showin' up on my doorstep. They suck our youth to the dark side so that they can eat their pets and make them rebel against their parents. Jesus spits on this druid devastation.

With the amount of predicted wickedans this year, I may be findin' myself buildin' a second barn to store the leftovers.

[Jimmy C Lombardo]

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We're having a witch trial for these three Satanic lil' terrorists! The middle one murdered his mother when he placed the 'death curse' on her. Her heart couldn't take the sight and she fell down deads on the spot! Then the little pussy cried out for his momma saying he was just "playin'".



If anybody is in the Glasscock area, come on down to get front row seats for the LIVE stonin' of these pewtrid spawns of Satan!

[JennyD]

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That's a BOY?!

Good Lord, it may be too late for that one. Call Betty Bowers and enroll him in the BASH program immediately!

[TheLordSavedMe]

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In San Jose we have alot of Mexicans, and they call their witches broo-haws (I'm not sure of the spelling, I don't speak Mexican).

Anyways, Mexican witches don't fly around (I think), but they are big on hexes and candles. You can even buy Mexican witch candles at the some grocery stores! I've seen them!

Here is a picture I found on the internet of a Mexican witch candle. If you see someone with one of these in their cart at the store, they are either for sure a witch, or a they know a witch who couldn't make it to the store so they are buying the candle for her. Either way, they are evil!






Tammi

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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In San Jose we have alot of Mexicans, and they call their witches broo-haws (I'm not sure of the spelling, I don't speak Mexican).

Anyways, Mexican witches don't fly around (I think), but they are big on hexes and candles. You can even buy Mexican witch candles at the some grocery stores! I've seen them!

Here is a picture I found on the internet of a Mexican witch candle. If you see someone with one of these in their cart at the store, they are either for sure a witch, or a they know a witch who couldn't make it to the store so they are buying the candle for her. Either way, they are evil!






Tammi

Tammi, I hate to say this, but I'm pretty sure Mexican witches can fly. Here is a news report from a couple of years ago about a witch flying around down there. I'm sorry it's all in Mexican so we don't know what they are saying. I'm a bit shocked that they have video cameras in Mexico actually.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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Was the witch in the photo in the first post attempting to copulate with the pole ??

Willing to die while spreading depravity is a hallmark of the witch !!!