What is a sacremint?

[Emil Sledge]

See when Geena my friend was a kid her folks always took her to there cathlick church and she said they made her go with them this last weekend when they came by to visit her. Anyhoo they made her go first on Saturday nite to get a sacremint so she could get a differnt nother one on Sunday. She was all hoity toity about it and only said she had to get one first so she could get the other. I asked Marge over at the baptist church how to spell it right cause shes helping me to read and right better and she says I dont need to know how to spell such a thing and she wouldnt tell me and told me not to think no more about it. Can somebody tell me what a sacremint is and wether I should want to get one tooo? I never been to a cathlick curch before and Geena she says she wants me to go with her or we might not be friends like we were anymore, exept maybe once on a while.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What is a sacremint?

See when Geena my friend was a kid her folks always took her to there cathlick church and she said they made her go with them this last weekend when they came by to visit her. Anyhoo they made her go first on Saturday nite to get a sacremint so she could get a differnt nother one on Sunday. She was all hoity toity about it and only said she had to get one first so she could get the other. I asked Marge over at the baptist church how to spell it right cause shes helping me to read and right better and she says I dont need to know how to spell such a thing and she wouldnt tell me and told me not to think no more about it. Can somebody tell me what a sacremint is and wether I should want to get one tooo? I never been to a cathlick curch before and Geena she says she wants me to go with her or we might not be friends like we were anymore, exept maybe once on a while.

Stay away from the Mary worshipers! They are not Christians! The sacrements they refer to are nothing but a sip of cheap wine and a bite of a death cookie. READ THIS, then go slap your friend Geena.

Please adhere to the standard rules of grammar, spelling and punctuation inherent in God's favorite language (American!). That includes the reasonable use of the "Shift" key that God so thoughtfully provided your computer.

[Emil Sledge]

Re: What is a sacremint?

Pastor Zeke, this is Rev. Merle Overby from the Morning Star Baptist Church over here in Davenport typing on Emil's account. We're doing our level best to rescue his tormented and tattered soul from Satan's clutches. One of the few things he gained from his time on the other side of the wall was the LBC website address and we are grateful for the advice you've given him and the patience you continue to demonstrate. We are working furiously to improve his English skills and he does seem to grasp the importance. He knows Jesus Christ wants him to be able to express himself clearly as he witnesses for others and he knows Jesus peruses these very pages on a continuing basis. We feel it is important to allow Emil to keep writing and to do the best he can and hope our ministry to him will continue unabated now that the evil little trollop, Geena, is out of the picture. Her attempt to lure him over to St. Luke's was the last straw. What a fortuitous turn of events we witnessed as our godly Baptist Sheriff led her away tonight to face a gaggle of charges that WILL stick this time.

[Emil Sledge]

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I am so blessed! Reverend Merle gave me a new laptop computer and a wireless modim and he says if I work real hard to right better that Jesus Christ will know Im trying to be a true Christian. Reverend Merle worked a long time to get me all set up on the internets and he says i will be able to get to several of those there website things but mostly I should only need this one he says. I been here all day and dont know where Geena is cause she said shed come by and wont she be suprised when she sees i have my own computer and dont have to use the Howard Johnsons computer no more? Jesus is already making good things happen for me and Marge she says if I dont miss no more sunday morning servises and I be ready for the bus when it comes then my righting will get better and better every day! Glory be to God and you all at the LBC!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What is a sacremint?

Please tell Rev, Merele that we do not allow multiple users on one account.

I'm glad to hear that you're making some sort of progress. You aren't brain damaged are you? Or Canadian?

[Emil Sledge]

Re: What is a sacremint?

Reverend Merle says hes sorry but that he just wanted to do that just one time so youd know whats going on. He also says he thinks Geena is trouble again. Oh boy. I wonder if she been eating those death cookies too much at that evil MAMA CHURCH like that story you gave me. Jesus musta been pretty ticked at Geena for that huh?

Brain damaged? Whoa nelly no! My brain aint never been damaged by nothing. A long time ago I remember i had canadian bacon on a pizza once but I never give a thought to maybe Id end up bein canadian from it. I feel ok mostly. I hope Jesus knows im trying real hard not to sin no more or damage my brain or be canadian. No sir from now on its peperoni for this guy.

I love you Jesus! Oh I see how the smilies work now.

[Petal]

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Brain damaged? Whoa nelly no! My brain aint never been damaged by nothing. A long time ago I remember i had canadian bacon on a pizza once but I never give a thought to maybe Id end up bein canadian from it.

it ok, it way better to eats canadians bacon than to eats catlick scary mints , i thinks lord God could maybee forgives a canadians if that canadian were sinserely sorry for being borned, but lord God never ever forgives a catlick

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: What is a sacremint?

This is actually a profound topic!!



For the Catholic priests, pedophilia is a sacrament.

For the Mormons, blaspheming God is a sacrament.

For the Hindus, worshiping false idols is a sacrament.

For the Muslims, slaughtering innocents, raping livestock, and poisoning wells are sacraments.

For the Wiccans, drinking babies blood is a sacrament.




See how all these false religions insult God ??
They all revel in their abominations and do the work of Satan !!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: What is a sacremint?

And Sacramento is the northernmost "city" in the god-forsaken Central Valley of that hotbed of homerism, Californicatoria. It's the state capitol of the most sinful of the fifty states. There's also a lot of mexicans there.

I'm not sure if this answers your question, as I only skimmed your original post.