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    My new neighbour

    I have a new neighbour, he is from Nigeria and here because he says he is persecuted there for his gayness. He brings an endless stream of other gays to stay the night. They spend most of the evening in the hot-tub outside in the nude. A sight that isnt right for a widows eyes I can tell you! I have requested that he and his friends wear some sort of shorts or something but he just laughs in my face.
    I called in the local Police but they won't assist me on account of my previous Court cases regarding my poor unfortunate husbands.
    Now this man has informed me that he intends to have an IVF baby so he can claim benefits and stay home all day.
    What kind of a country am I living in when its come down to this? I have my house up for sale but as soon as viewers see what is going on next door they run for the hills. I am trapped.
    I baked him a special pie but he is still here tormenting me, what can I do?
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  • #2
    Re: My new neighbour

    Originally posted by Widow Green View Post
    I have a new neighbour, he is from Nigeria and here because he says he is persecuted there for his gayness. He brings an endless stream of other gays to stay the night. They spend most of the evening in the hot-tub outside in the nude. A sight that isnt right for a widows eyes I can tell you! I have requested that he and his friends wear some sort of shorts or something but he just laughs in my face.
    I called in the local Police but they won't assist me on account of my previous Court cases regarding my poor unfortunate husbands.
    Now this man has informed me that he intends to have an IVF baby so he can claim benefits and stay home all day.
    What kind of a country am I living in when its come down to this? I have my house up for sale but as soon as viewers see what is going on next door they run for the hills. I am trapped.
    I baked him a special pie but he is still here tormenting me, what can I do?
    Madam, if I were you I would stay out of that hot tub because of the probable genetic material floating in it. You could well find yourself with an unwanted pregnancy.
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    • #3
      Re: My new neighbour

      What can you do? Vote Republican! Put Republican signs all over the place. And crosses will help. Petitions aren't a bad idea either. Call Fox news and let them know how you're being oppressed.
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      • #4
        Re: My new neighbour

        The police should be able to prosecute for indecent exposure. Even if it's in your back yard, a person doesn't have the right to expose himself to other neighbors who might be offended by the nudity. If you get lots of evidence the neighbor might even be charged as a sex offender. Good luck to you.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • #5
          Re: My new neighbour

          So, the filthy buggers have moved out of Nigeria, huh.

          Madam, he doesn't want your pie, he wants your bank account number for a scam.

          Consider this a heads up - when he tries to tell you about all those unclaimed millions in some Nigerian bank just waiting to be transferred to your bank account, you can laugh in his face because you learned it here first.

          Don't bother to thank us for this tip, it's just one more little thing we do for members of the Landover Baptist Church.
          The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

          "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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          • #6
            Re: My new neighbour

            Originally posted by Widow Green View Post
            I have a new neighbour, he is from Nigeria and here because he says he is persecuted there for his gayness. He brings an endless stream of other gays to stay the night. They spend most of the evening in the hot-tub outside in the nude. A sight that isnt right for a widows eyes I can tell you! I have requested that he and his friends wear some sort of shorts or something but he just laughs in my face.
            I called in the local Police but they won't assist me on account of my previous Court cases regarding my poor unfortunate husbands.
            Now this man has informed me that he intends to have an IVF baby so he can claim benefits and stay home all day.
            What kind of a country am I living in when its come down to this? I have my house up for sale but as soon as viewers see what is going on next door they run for the hills. I am trapped.
            I baked him a special pie but he is still here tormenting me, what can I do?


            Widow Green Don't bake him pies. It will only encourage him. I can sympathise with your predicament. These foreigners in England are only here to bleed our Country dry.
            If I were you. I'd inform the Social Security office. Surely by giving them all of the info they'd be able to stop these queers from sponging off the State.
            The wicked flee when no man pursueth, but the righteous are bold as a lion.

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            • #7
              Re: My new neighbour

              Did someone say nude Nigerian??
              Give him my address in godless New York and/or Miami. Tell him to move to my neighborhood. My neighbors will be to happy to have new eye-candy!
              Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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              • #8
                Re: My new neighbour

                Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                Did someone say nude Nigerian??
                Give him my address in godless New York and/or Miami. Tell him to move to my neighborhood. My neighbors will be to happy to have new eye-candy!
                Behave yourself young lady!!

                You will never acheive Salvation(r) if you throw yourself at every sweaty, muscular young nubian that presents itself!
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #9
                  Re: My new neighbour

                  The police should be able book these heathens in prison for corrupting you neighborhood.
                  The one thing worse than a heathen, is the subjects to religious hypocrisy.

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                  • #10
                    Re: My new neighbour

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Behave yourself young lady!!

                    You will never acheive Salvation® if you throw yourself at every sweaty, muscular young nubian that presents itself!
                    Please forgive me my weaknesses, Pastor Zeke.
                    I will work harder...
                    Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                    • #11
                      Re: My new neighbour

                      Originally posted by Dednyz View Post
                      The police should be able book these heathens in prison for corrupting you neighborhood.
                      She lives in Godless England, so wild-eyed nigra rapists running around the place is considered normal.

                      Filling for a Green Card is her only hope. I'd be on my knees begging Jesus for one if I was here.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #12
                        Re: My new neighbour

                        He's gone! Praise to God my prayers have been answered.
                        On Friday night there was a unholy racket outside, I went to the window where I saw several hooded men. One told me to stay inside. I didnt need to be told twice.
                        It would seem he has offended more people than myself. He has two broken legs and a broken arm as well as being beaten up.
                        Today a van came and he had all his furniture loaded and he's gone. It would seem that he had been passing lies about just who his sexual partners had been, namely local married men who never even visited his house.
                        I will take my house off the market tomorrow, I now have no need to move now he is gone.
                        Thank you everyone for your support in my hour of need.

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                        • #13
                          Re: My new neighbour

                          Originally posted by Widow Green View Post
                          Thank you everyone for your support in my hour of need.
                          You can express your thanks with a robust Love Offering (U.S. Dollars only please, no funnymoney) to God's favorite church. Airfare from Freehold to England for our security forces isn't cheap you know.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #14
                            Re: My new neighbour

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            She lives in Godless England, so wild-eyed nigra rapists running around the place is considered normal.

                            Filling for a Green Card is her only hope. I'd be on my knees begging Jesus for one if I was here.
                            Good point.

                            I pray she considers it.
                            The one thing worse than a heathen, is the subjects to religious hypocrisy.

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